Have you ever seen an Avatar Fanfiction Description like this?:
This is the life of Kitara Silvermoon, a mysterious girl who happens to be Katara's great great great great great great great great great great great great granddaughter who can bend both fire and water. She has silver hair, purple eyes that are sometimes orange, perfect teeth that glimmer with intensity of a thousand suns, curves in all the right places, boobs the size of watermelons, a moon shaped birthmark on her ass, a flying peacock unicorn named Casamillianandra, neon pink wings made from a rare feathered pink dog, and purple lipstick. She wears a long gold gown that glitters like the stars in the sky. Also she is a Kung Fu master and from the future and Zuko/Sokka/Mako/Bolin/any other gorgeous male character immediately falls for her. Did I mention that her boobs were huge and that she can bend two elements and that she's from the future? Yes! Because she's the Avatar from the year 3007 A.D. who has come back in time to train under the Gaang/Krew because she lives in a totally unrealistic world where all buildings are made of green and red crystal, and bending is outlawed by a sorceress named Karen Emily McBride who is contrast to Kitara Silvermoon is very ugly and her tits are the size of lychee nuts.
(AND LIKE OMG U CANT STEAL ANGEL SILVERMOON SHES MINE LOL AND I DON'T OWN AVATAR BUT IF I DID IT WUD BE SOOOO AWESOMEE AND I WUD TOTALLY MAKE ZUKO/MAKO/SOKKA/BOLIN ANY OTHER HOT MALE CHARACTER FALL IT LUV WITH ME LOL BUT MIKE AND BRYAN I LUV U IF UR READING THIS!1!1 AND ALSO KAREN EMILY MCBRIDE IS MINE TOO EVN THO SHES EVEIL)
What is wrong with this?
Well, a lot of things for one.
The main character is a Mary-Sue!
The story doesn't tie in to either of the Avatar series!
Self-insertion is being used!
In short, this author has created an atrocity that NO ONE wants to read.
But! With a little help, the author might be able to turn this horrible fic around!
That's where we come in!
We will teach YOU how to De-Sue your Mary-Sue!
Or De-Stu your Gary-Stu if that applies to you!
Fix your AU!
Put the poor CANON characters out of their misery!
Make your story somewhat bearable!
We will focus on:
-Names
-Stories
-Physical Features
-Shipping
-AUs
-Everything you need to know about not making your story horrible!
If you would like more, remember to PLEASE, R&R, Follow, Favorite! This particular author is lazy and has low self-esteem and WILL ONLY continue her stories if she KNOWS they are being read!