EmberRose: Next chapter. Sorry it took so long.

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EmberRose: These Facebook posts have been remade so that you can understand them. I made up most of them, though.

Harry Potter On Facebook in the middle of class! Booyah!

Ron Weasley likes this

Severus Snape Turn to page three hundred and ninety four.

Harry Potter O_o

Private Message to Molly Weasley

Lily Potter It's been awhile Molly. Just letting you know I'm watching over Fred like you watched over Harry. He loves you. Thank you for watching over my son. Bye Molly.

Harry Potter Why is Ravenclaw's animal an eagle?

Hermione Granger and 19 other(s) like this

Dolores Umbridge Well what would you expect it to be?

Ginny Weasley I don't know. Maybe a raven?

Ron Weasley How the bloody hell did you find us on Facebook?!

Dolores Umbridge Magic. Duh.

Hermione Granger Voldemort is like a teenage girl...

Harry Potter and 7 other(s) like this

Voldemort Who do you think your talking about, girl?

Hermione Granger My name is Hermione. Not girl.

Ron Weasley That's my girlfriend you arse!

Ginny Weasley Hermione is right. He has a diary, tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

Harry Potter That's pretty creepy...:(

Ginny Weasley Hey Voldemort. Want to come get your hair done with me?

Ron Weasleyand 1 other(s) like this

Bellatrix Lestrange That was a jerk move.

Remus Lupin Voldemort was asking for it.

Harry Potter Hey Voldie, want to come get your nose pierced with me. Lol.

George Weasley Lol

Voldemort No thanks. I have dinner with my parents tonight.

Severus Snape Apply cold water to the area of the burn. :P