I'm back!

I've been a bit busy because I moved and I wasn't planning on writing a sequel at all but I am and I hope you like it.

If you haven't read Confessions of a bald weirdo I suggest you do so.

Dear Diary,

I'm back!

Miss me? I know you did.

Again, I'm writing for 'stress relief' as my secretary Jane and Dr. Trimble (my therapist) call it.

I'm still on tour with V.O.G (Voldemort and Other Guys) and we are touring as muggles because for some strange reason wizards fear me.

Crazy, right?

V.O.G is a band that consists of Wormtail, Lucius, Rodolphus, and I.

Wormtail is now, instead of 'the adorable one', 'the caring and sensitive one'. Rodolphus is still the strong, silent, type, and Lucius is still hot and dangerous with great hair.

I, of course, being the leader am all those things and much more but I don't want to brag.

Did I mention my charming personality and rugged good looks?

Oh and One Direction (THEY ARE SO HOT.) still hasn't replied our request of opening for them, but they've strangely fled the country and gone into hiding.

I wonder what that was about?

See? I'm already busy enough, stalking Potter, writing amazing hit songs, now Jane wants to bring back my diary?

That's insane! I have to change my schedule completely! Now I have to move killing Potter to Friday, and everyone knows how long I've been procrastinating that.

Plus, I have to cut back on staring at Potter's Wizbook page until he updates his status, which is usually within every two days at around 8:47 p.m.

I just like to study my murder victims, is that a crime?

And this is for stress? STRESS?

Oh Jane, naïve, naïve, little Jane. I dealt with that stress thing ages ago, why do you think I stopped working out?

Well, actually, when you think about it, I was never working out in the first place, but-oh never mind that!

So what if I smashed a few guitars? Or accidently killed some muggles while singing out chart topping song 'Avada Kedravra'?

Wormtail destroyed more equipment then I ever did and he doesn't have to do any stress relief at all.

Jane says that's because Wormtail kept on tripping over the wires and he didn't set a guitar on fire while screaming 'CAN'T TOUCH THIS, BITCHES!', unlike somebody did.

Since when did she get so sarcastic?

Oh look, Potter just updated his status.

-Voldemort