As you all know, they will never be enough so/ma in the fanfiction world. We, the science comity, enjoy very much basking in the puddle of gooey cuteness that is this pairing. However, We, the science comity, were astonished to discover that the stories we read and swooned over were following a precise canvas of themes and subjects. Thus, they fall into this deep but small pool that is commonly referred as: "The Clichés".

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LE SHOCK !

(cue collective gasp)

We, the science comity, have thus been extremely intrigued by this phenomenon, and after a collective twist of the giant screw embedded in our skulls ( in true Stein fashion), We, the science comity, are happy to tell you that we have created a laboratory, where all experiments and dissections on "The Clichés" -and its different aspects- can be run without buying an all-inclusive ticket for a magical guilt-trip.

Now, all-mighty members of the Soul/Maka fandom, beware.

You are now going to cross the threshold to the laboratory of the all-cliché-moments-ever-created, famous and infamous for its randomness and non-sense. If you wish to carry on, and acceding this realm of disbelief; We, the science comity, shall call forth the holy book of the rules that shall never be broken.

- Ownership goes to Atsushi Ōkubo, and will forever remain his.

- Do not touch what doesn't belong to you, even if it's shinny and cute and tempting. IT'S ALL A LIE !

- Wear your lacey, flower-printed, pink laboratory coat at all times, unless you insist upon being covered with highly toxic, fluffy sweetness and gooey angst spurting from the test vials around you.

- Do not lose your Cool. Soul would get mad, and mad Soul can get out of hand.

We also want to stress on the fact that we are not, in any way, responsible of any form of infection by cliché.

You have now been thoroughly warned. We hope you enjoy the "Cliché Laboratory" Tour!

And thus, let's go onward to the First Ward, where we will explore and observe with a critical eye the first romantic, cliché situation depicting our beloved test subjects : Soul Eater Evans and Maka Albarn.