Who Let The Trolls Out?

Chapter Two: Just Kill Them, It's Cheaper and More Convenient.

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"Sasuke-kun!~"

Oh god, not these freaks again, Sasuke thought as pink-haired girl and blonde-haired girl approached. He groaned and quickly merged with a crowd, and immediately the two lost sight of him. It was troublesome to-

"That's my word," a voice drawled from the side.

Sasuke turned his head to see Shikamaru frowning at him.

"How did you?..." he started to ask, but was cut off.

"Too troublesome to explain myself," the ninja yawned. Then he sat down on the corner and fell asleep.

Acting as if that didn't just happen, Sasuke moved on before the crowd created an opening. He could hear his fangirls screaming for him, which only made him walk faster. He had to do something about those stalkers, and fast.

As Sasuke turned a corner, he nearly bumped into the pink-haired girl. He swore and picked up his pace. He almost broke out into a full-out sprint when he made eye contact.

Then a plan suddenly hatched in his mind, and Sasuke allowed himself a small smirk.

If this doesn't work, I don't know what will.

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"Hey, Sakura, I got a letter from Sasuke-kun this morning," Ino called out to the pink-haired kunoichi in the early hours of the next day. Sakura looked up from the stall she had been about to purchase fruit from to see the blonde woman stop beside her.

Sakura straightened up and took the paper Ino held out for her to take.

"That's odd," she commented. "He usually doesn't bother with us."

Ino shivered.

"Read the letter," she grimaced. "Trust me, it's not a love confession or anything. Did you get one too?"

"I'll check later when I get home," Sakura told her friend. She unfolded the paper and began to read the message.

Then she froze up when she saw what it said.

'I don't know who you are,' it began. 'I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. *

'So stop following me'

-Sasuke Uchiha

Sakura slowly closed the letter and handed it back to Ino.

"Maybe we should find someone else to stalk," she suggested nervously.

Ino nodded in agreement. "I heard there was a cute guy around here…" she sighed. "Do you want to go find him?"

"I'm almost afraid he'll turn out the same as Sasuke-kun." Sakura's face twitched at the thought of another death threat.

"On second thoughts, let's just go to the movies or something," Ino forced a weak smile.

"Yeah, leaving him alone really is for the best…"

"… yeah…"

And they never bothered Sasuke ever again.

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* That's a quote from the movie "Taken." I haven't watched it yet, but I heard they were going to make a sequel where they take his wife. Who's next, his dog? His iPhone? His wallet? Lol, poor guy.