Hello everyone, thanks for reading my story, and I'm glad that you all liked it! CONGRATS TO PAIGE MELARK, for writing the longest review, this is a really long chapter because, I combined some of your ideas for where they should go, because, I can't possibly write all different chapters on all of the ideas, so here it is!

Paige Mellark-Lynch

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candykisses101

caty0707

Y.O.L.O So do it right (love the pen-name)

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and...

AmandaKK1524

Thank you all for reviewing, and I hope you like the rest of this story!

(I have no reason for the late update, it was just plain laziness, and no inspiration)


"HEY, YOU IMPOSTERS, YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO COPY THE REAL BOY BAND, ONE DIRECTION, GET OFF THIS PLANE!" Ninga said, and then she kicked their butts, just for fun!"

"Now, where to?" Katniss asked, (A/N I love One Direction!) when they got back to the airport.

"I think that we should go to...um...um...um...I don't know." Peeta said.

"You know what? I think that we need a very long break from them," Clove said while pointing and Peeta and Cato.

Peeta was licking some random persons ice cream cone, and Cato was sitting in a mini massage chair.

"Peeta! THAT IS NOT YOURS!" Katniss yelled.

"It is now." the kid holding the ice cream said. Then she punched him really hard in the face.

"OWWIE! That is naughty, you should not hit people hard!" Peeta said.

"And you shouldn't lick people's ice cream!" she said.

"I'm so sorry about that, I'm Katniss, what is your name, I'll buy you a new ice cream."

"I'm Paige, oh and if you buy me another ice cream, you better buy my boy friend one to." Paige said.

"Why?" Katniss asked, and then looked over and saw Cato licking a tall blond guys ice cream.

"OH." Katniss said. "What is his name?"

"Ross." Paige said.


"Here you go two ice creams!" Katniss said.

"KATNISS!" Peeta screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?" she asked.

"Ice Cream?" Peeta said.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Katniss said, so loud that everyone stopped to look at her.

Then Peeta started crying and throwing a fit in the middle of the airport!

"THATS IT, I AM LEAVING YOU HERE!" Katniss said. She was getting really angry, and Cato was not helping.

"Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss?" Cato repeated over and over again.

"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?" She asked/screamed.

Then Cato started crying and everyone in the airport was now looking at them.

"Let's get out of here" Clove said.


They all got in line to go to... Kangaroo Island!

"Katniss, where are we going?" Peeta asked, licking the ice cream Katniss had finally bought him.

"Peeta, for the last time, we are going to go to Kangaroo Island."

"What are we going to do a Kangapoo Island?" Peeta asked.

"ITS KANGAROO!" Katniss screamed, the veins now popping out of her head.

"Kangazoo?" Peeta asked.

Then Katniss passed out on the ground, and then she pissed her pants.

"Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss, Katniss?" Cato said, while poking her immobilized body.

Then Clove walked over and slapped Cato really hard, and kicked Katniss, thinking she would wake up.

Then the airport medical team came over and took Katniss away on a stretcher.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY!" Peeta screamed.

"Peeta, they are going to make her better!" Clove said.

"Those little, stupid bunny fagets!" Peeta said. "Look, now they made me swear!"

"Um...Peeta, you didn't swear," Clove said.

"YES I DID, I SAID THE WORD STUPID!" Peeta yelled.

"Stupid is not a swear Peeta!" Cato said.

"YES IT IS!"

"NO IT ISN'T"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"GUYSSSSSSSS!" Clove screamed. "We are going to Kanagaroo Island without Katniss. You need to calm down and stop fighting. Now, let's get on the plane."

"I Don't Wanna!" Peeta screamed and then ran away the way the medics took Katniss!

"Katniss, please don't leave me, I'll let you borrow my underwear, and I'll clean my room, OH, and I'll let you watch cartoons again!" Peeta said when he found Katniss on the strecher.

The docter walked up to Peeta.

"Peeta..." The docter said.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! SHE CAN'T DIE!" Peeta screamed, and then he attacked the docter.

"PEETA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Clove yelled as she walked into the room. She pulled Peeta off of the docter.

"She's going to be fine!" The docter said while cyring.

"Um...I'm sorry, but we have to go, NOW!" Clove said. She grabbed Katniss by the arm and dragged her down the hallway on to the plane right before it took off.


Sorry that the chapter was so short, and I'm super sorry that the chapter is like 6 months late, and you probaly all hate me, and now no one is reading this, and I'm just talking to myself.

Thank you to anyone who reviewed afterwards, and I didn't thank, but, thank you all!

Love,

ChocolateMagicNingaBunniesXY

LATERS!