Title: A Most Pleasant Gift
Rating: K+
Warnings: Lil' bit ol' crack.
Summary: Two Gods give a gift.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, for the best really, I'd trade it all for a shiny bauble and beans.
Author's Notes: Wrote for a friend, rewrote it, put it on tumblr and now it's here.

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"All you two have to do is walk over, say what I said and walk away. Before Pepper can hit you," Tony gave his patented cocky grin as he looked at both the Thunder God and the God of Mischief. "I'm all ready, just trust me. Come on guys."

They both looked at Tony dubiously before a nod and shrug of agreement. After all, Tony have brought Thor a couple of large boxes of Pop Tarts and was letting Loki stay in the new Avenger's headquarters.

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"Miss Potts," Thor rumbled as he and Loki stepped over to her with Tony seemingly hiding behind them with a smile. "Because of all you've done for the Avengers we've deemed it appropriate to give you a gift." The corner of Thor's mouth quirked up a little as Pepper looked at him even as Loki rolled his eyes.

"You don't need to, it's my job and really my pleasure," Pepper replied. Her eyebrows rose a little at seeing Tony almost bouncing behind them.

"I'm afraid we must insist. Please, accept our gift," Loki said before moving aside and reaching back to push Tony forward. A Tony Stark who was wearing a large red bow. With a nod to both Gods they moved away… swiftly.

"Tony what are you doing? You convinced them to do this… why?"

Tony gave a large smile. "I just wanted it to be official. I'm Gods gift to women."

Thor sped up his walking to get away from the two and Loki turned to watch as they heard the growl that came from Pepper.