Hi everyone! This is my first fanfiction, I think it will mainly be just a series of drabble oneshots, largely unrelated.

As I said before, I'm new to this, and I' not all that great a writer, so any helpful reviews would be appreciated! (FLAMES ARE WELCOME.)

-I also have a poll up, I need help picking a name for my OC…


DISCLAIMER: I WISH I OWNED TEEN TITANS AND YOUTUBE, BUT I DON'T.


Raven slammed her book shut in frustration, 'What in Azar is that noise?' She stood, throwing the aforementioned tome onto the sofa. Wandering into the kitchen, she realized her mistake when she saw Starfire happily cooking away.

"FRIEND RAVEN!" She didn't seem to notice Raven's look of pure horror, "I am having the troubles with cooking your earthly baked goods," motioning towards the bowl of flaming pink dough sitting on the stove, "I was measuring the sugar so that it would balance out with the mustard, when I heard a most strange noise!"

"Star, I think you should talk to one of the boys," She paused as she looked at the bowl, 'Is it moving?' shaking her head she continued, "They seem to be the only ones who can cook. I was actually wondering what the noise is myself." She inwardly cringed, as the scratchy, off-key, noise rang throughout the tower.

"Oh! Yes! A most glorious idea Raven!" Starfire twirled through the air as she sped into the hallway, "ROBIN! Perhaps you could assist me in the baking of the cupcakes?"

"MAKE IT STOP! WHEN WILL IT END!" Beast boy groaned, covering his ears with his hands, 'Dude! Sometimes having super-hearing totally stinks!'

"Maybe Cyborg will know what it is?" Robin offered from his POW point in the kitchen, trying his best not to throw up at the sight of Starfire's 'cupcakes'.

"Whatever it is, it couldn't hurt to look." Raven relaxed from her meditation postion, headed towards the doors that led to the hallway. Beast boy looked from the gut-wrenching mess in the kitchen, to Ravens retreating form, finally deciding to play it safe. "Hey Raven! Wait up!"

The first place they had checked was Cyborg's room, but no Cyborg there. They looked in the Ops room, the common room, they even had dared to check back in the kitchen. Still no sign of Cyborg. Lastly they began to head down to the garage, "Dude, is it getting louder?"

"It would appear that way." The elevator made a quiet Ding, as they reached the bottom floor, doors whishing open to reveal an oblivious Cyborg waxing the T-car, and singing Katy Perry at the top of his lungs.

"KISS ME, KI-KI-KISS MEEEEE!

INFECT ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND,

FILL ME WITH YOUR POISON,
TAKE ME, TA-TA-TAKE ME!

WANNA BE A VICTIM,

READY FOR ABDUCTION,
BOY YOU'RE AN ALIEN,

YOUR TOUCH SO FOREIGN,

IT'S SUPERNATURAL!

EXTRATERRESTRIAL!"

As he continued to belt out lyrics, Beast boy snickered as Raven pulled out a video camera seemingly out of nowhere. They looked at each other, "Dude, this is SO going on YouTube!" "And if anyone asks, I had no involvement whatsoever."

Cyborg hummed happily to himself, he had finished waxing and polishing his 'baby', so he decided to take a break. Logging into his YouTube account, he noticed a new video, "Hmm, I LOVE Katy Perry, posted by KissMeI'mGreen." He clicked on it, staring in disbelief as his cracking off-key voice blasted through the speakers.

"OH. HELL. NO!"


Aaand first one is done! Yeah I was listening to E.T. Why? :D

So how did I do? My first one ever, so, hoping it turned out okay.

(Also, I have no idea how YouTube accounts work -I don't have one- so forgive me if I wrote it wrong.)