"No. No, absolutely not," the Doctor insisted.

"Oh, come on! Pleeease?" his companion begged. "It's so adorable, and I know it'll really brighten up the TARDIS."

"This is non-negotiable, Rose. I'm not gonna have that thing lying around; I can't stand the sight of it, to say nothing of the smell…"

"Come on, Doctor, they don't smell."

"Says the girl who refuses to go anywhere without five spritzes of perfume," he muttered. Superior Time Lord senses could be a curse sometimes – especially when traveling with human females. He sighed in defeat.

"Thank you, Doctor!" Rose squealed.

"Meow," the thing added.

A/N: I didn't have author's notes in my drabbles originally because I wanted to keep the word count as close as possible to 100x the Chapter number, but since I posted my April Fools drabble that's now kaput. I thought they were explanatory enough that there was no confusion as to which Doctor was in each drabble, but since the word count's thrown out of proportion already there's no harm in my going over them, right?

For this one, the title was supposed to make it obvious that this was the Tenth Doctor (against one human girl… and he loses ;D). This was the first drabble I ever wrote! Hence why it stars my favorite incarnation of him!