Hello my readers! This is my first Transformers movie-verse fanfic. This is a perfect way to annoy the slag outta the Autobots. Ironhide along with the other bots who died are still alive here. This is from Sam's POV.

Let's get this show on the road!

Fruit

"UGH!" Leo groaned, slamming his fist down on the key board of his laptop, succeeding in scaring the shit outta me.

"Jesus, Leo! What is the matter with you?!" I glared at my college friend. We were sitting in the Rec Room with several other bots either sitting on their ginormous couch or just standing around watching TV. It was the middle of summer and everyone, even the bots, would rather be inside.

"It's Youtube!" Leo near shouted.

"Calm down, man! Whatever it is, it's not that bad!"

"Yes, it is! It is taking FOREVER buffering!"

I stared at him. "Leo, you can just get on another computer. You are in a base full of super-advanced extraterrestrial robots. I'd like to think that there is a faster computer around here somewhere."

"Yeah, but the thing is I don't feel like it."

I facepalmed, sighing into my hand. "Good luck with that. I'm gonna go find Bee." Now that he's got me interested in it, I'll go check out a few Youtube videos with Bee. I stood up and headed of towards Bee's room.

…

"Hey, Bee!" I poked my head into his room through the human sized door. My yellow friend looked up from whatever he was doing and clipped out his response from his radio.

"Hey…Sam!" His doorwings rose a bit when he saw me.

"You wanna look at some Youtube videos with me?" Somehow, Bee managed to get this awesome computer in his room with cool speakers and a really huge monitor. You didn't even have to worry about videos buffering on it.

"Sure! Any… suggestions?" Bee crouched down and picked me up, placing me on the enormous desk the huge computer monitor was on.

"I was thinking Charlie the Unicorn 2." Before I could even finish what I was saying, Bumblebee was typing the name of the video in. Apparently he knows what video I'm talking about. Before long, we were watching Charlie go up to the Banana Pyramid and saw the weird seal Santa Claus thing. The volume was up loud when the music started and there was a loud banging sound on the wall.

"Will you two keep it down?! I'm trying to work in here!" No doubt it was Ratchet, since Bee's room was right next to the Medbay. We paused the video and looked at each other for a moment.

"You know, Ratchet reminds me of Charlie." Bee stared at me for a second longer and I could see the entire plan forming in his eyes- err, optics. He picked me up again and left his room. He went into the medbay and we saw Ratchet working on Prowl, who was lying on an elevated berth. He had his back turned to us but seemed to know exactly who it was.

"Bee, if you are not bleeding massively or if you didn't get your legs cut off again, get out." Ratchet grumbled, still working on Prowl's doorwing.

"I'm glad to see you too." I said sarcastically. Bee remained unfazed as he held me in his hand.

"Well if you want to say something, say it already!" Ratchet growled before turning around to look at the two of us. I could see Bee smiling as he continued to look back at Ratchet, who was reaching for a wrench. If he hits me, I'm suing the government. Then Bee turned on a recording.

"Charlie, you look quite down
With your big fat eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray!"

"Seriously, Bee?" I looked up at him, incredulous. If Ratchet finds out I gave him that idea, I am so dead.

"What is the purpose of this recording?" Prowl asked as he stood up from the berth. Ratchet glared at Bee.

"My world won't be so gray if you would leave my Medbay." Ratchet said threateningly, waving his wrench around. Bee's doorwings bounced as he started to act out the lyrics of the song.

"Charlie when your life's a mess
When you're feeling blue, always in distress.
I know what can wash that sad away.
All you have to do is-"

"All I have to do is throw a wrench at you to get you out of here." The green medic snarled. He is really scary when he gets mad. I hope for Bee's sake that it doesn't come to that.

"Put a banana in your ear!"

"A banana in my ear?" Ratchet's arms went down to his sides and gave Bumblebee a really confused look. I nearly laughed out loud when I heard Ratchet say that. I don't think he knows he's saying the exact lyrics Charlie said!

"Put a ripe banana
Right into your favorite ear.
It's true."

Ratchet arched an eyebrow and crossed his arms over his chest, wrench still in hand. "Says who?" Bumblebee started shaking, trying hard not the laugh when he continued to act out lyrics of the song.

"So true.
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear!"

We heard a loud fizzing sound coming from Prowl. "Does not compute. Must find solution to banana song." What is the world is wrong with him? Someone should seriously check on him. He's starting the twitch! I looked up at Ratchet, who looked like he hadn't heard Prowl's suddenly robotic voice. Bee just kept on playing the song.

"Put a banana in your ear!"

Ratchet smirked at us. "I'd rather keep my ears clear."

"You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear.
It's true."

"Says you."

"So true.
And it's in the skies are right and clear
Oh every day of every year
There's sunshine bright on this big blue sphere.
So go and put a banana in your ear!"

An exploding sound ended the song followed by a very loud thud. Prowl was twitching on the ground, one optic wider than the other.

"Does. N-not compute. Bananas do *twitch* not make you *twitch* h-happier."

Ratchet spun around and crouched down next the bot on the floor. "Now look what you did! Unless you want a wrench permanently stuck in your aft, you had better leave. Now." Bumblebee got the message and left, still carrying me.

"Is Prowl okay?" I asked him, worried. Bee waved me off.

"He's fine… it happens all the time."

"All the time?!"

"Yeah. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe… usually do it." Bee clipped out, using Ironhide's voice.

"Okay…"

…

"Bumblebee."

My friend's head snapped up at Ironhide's deep voice. I looked at him as well. It was a day after the whole banana king thing. I wonder what he wants…

"Do you mind telling me why there is a massive shipment of bananas in Ratchet's medbay?"

That was pretty fun writing! So, how was this story? Good? Bad? Run for the hills horrible?

So, which bot should be next? Any ideas for Youtube videos? Drop a review and I may use it in the next chapter!

Peace!