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No one was sure how it happened. One minute everything was peaceful and then next utter chaos. Like end of the world chaos. And at the center was a certain Allen Walker. And surprisingly enough, Kanda was right there with him. It all started when Allen came down for lunch.

*Ten minutes before

"Hey Jerry! I'll take the usual." Allen turned to walk back to his seat when Jerry uttered the words that should never be said together in front of Allen.

"Sorry, there is no food right now. We need to get some more from the store." But after the first sentence Allen heard no more.

He kept his cool for about one minute. Which was really good considering the though, he was throwing tables and wasting away. Since everyone could not deal with the young general going berserk. They called his 'good' friend, Kanda, to help them out.

That in itself took a lot of courage since at that moment Kanda was in the middle of meditating. Him and the bean sprout had just come back from a mission and Allen had been kicked out of the diner they had stopped at, before he could eat. They had said something about there being a flyer about him. But either way, Kanda was stuck dealing with him complaining the entire way back to headquarters.

As soon as he arrived though, Allen had turned to him and started screaming about no food and how he was going to die. Kanda, being the wonderful person he is, told him to knock it off and that it wasn't the end of the world.

And then Allen said the words you should never say in front of Kanda.

"No food means no soba either Bakanda!" Allen fell to the floor sobbing as Kanda realized how serious the situation actually was. Helping Allen up, they worked together to terrorize the rest of the order and find out how the food disappeared.

And when Johnny showed up with the groceries twenty minutes later, he found the Black Order deserted.

A/N: Well procrastination at it's finest. Yeah this story is old but I made some minor corrections and such. It's just really silly. But I would love if you would favorite or review.