My second attempt at writing this beginning Author's Note (STUPID COMPUTER!):

Thaleo? Lalio? Theo? WHAT IS THIS SHIP?! It's Thalia Leo. and Purely impractical. I'd say impossible but then again Impossible is demigods. Impossible is camp Half blood in all it's glory. Only Rick Riordan hold's the key to impossible. THALEO!

Thalia ran through the woods.

She had abandoned her bow and arrows in the woods behind her, but now as a monster approached she wished she hadn't.

Suddenly a figure jumped from out of the trees.

That figure suddenly burst into flames and charged the monster.

In mere seconds the monster disintegrated and Thalia ran towards her Hero.

"Leo, that was amazing!"

"Naw."

"I was coming to see you. I wanted to tell you, I dropped out of the hunters. Leo. We were meant to be."

"I knew that all along."

"Oh Leo."

"Thalia."

"Leo, you saved my life, is there anything I could do in return?"

"Well, you could kiss me."

*Kiss*

"Dude, I know my cousin, that's not gonna happen. It's more likely she'd whup your podex and say, 'I could have handled it Jerk.'"

"And I know my sister, he's right."

"Shucks, but a guy can dream can't he?"

"Sure as long as that guy stays away from my sister."

"Don't try me, I have fire!"

"I have lightning and I can fly."

"I have breath mints."

"Guys, I can control water and make earthquakes, plus I have pen that turns into an EPIC sword a sand dollar and a REALLY hot girlfriend I win."

"I have a hot girlfriend too."

"Second place."

*Percy and Jason walk of towards there girlfriends*

"Guys, wait, what about me? IT'S DARK IN HERE! GUYS?!"

Since I wouldn't let Thalia actually have Leo this last part was fun to write. Haha Leo is immature! Of course so am I.