Now the Infernal Devices is set in Britain. London, England to be exact so try reading the story with a British Accent! There may be a few parts where in American English it seems weird and just plain stupid but like I said, it's supposed to be read in a British accent!

Chapter 1: Tessa POV:

"Tessa, Sophie? We will be taking up Benedict Lightwoods offer on having his sons train you. I have left your training gear on your beds. Please immediately after breakfast, head up to the training room to meet the Lightwoods" Charlotte said in her most strict demeanor.

After the clave meeting Benedict Lightwood made a scene in front of the Consul saying that he should be the head of the London Institute. So now they have a deal. We have 2 weeks to find or get some serious info about Mortmain and if we don't, by the deadline Benedict will take over. But in the meantime, since Mortmain appeared at the institute and killed 2 of our helpers, the Lightwood children will be coming to train us and bring us new "replacements" as Benedict put it. One which wouldn't stop singing these horrible Irish ballads!

I was half way up the stairs towards the training room when Gabriel Lightwood came out, shutting the door behind him. Once he saw me a small smile grew across his acne free face. That was another thing about Shadowhunters that I really despised, they were born beautiful. As half human – half angel, they definitely got their beauty from the heavens. Though, I believe Will is 95% angel. It's not because his beauty is out of the world (though that's partly true), it's also because no matter how hard he gets hit or how serious his injuries are, he never dies, never…well I don't know. But if you ever wonder if angels truly have children, well here's a subject for you to observe.

Gabriel came up to me and laid his left hand on my shoulder and his right hand on me forehead, caressing my face and hair. I didn't know what to do, I knew Gabriel didn't have any affection towards me and was only doing this to get at Will. And it was working too because from all the way down the hall I could hear Will growling low in his voice at Gabriel's hand on my hair. In three great strides Will was at my side pulling me free from Gabriel's hands. "Come Tessa, Jem and I will train you instead of this bloody tit" he spat. He pulled me along the hall glaring at Gabriel until we turned a corner into the hallway that held Will's bedroom. He yanked the door open and pushed me inside slamming it behind him.

I sat on his bed in silence while Will leaned against the windowsill and stalked the various streetcars driving by. "Will, I..." but my words were left in the wind when Jem came into the room and whispered something into Will's ear.

"I've spoken to Charlotte, Gideon will continue to train Sophie however when it comes to Gabriel…."

"Yes, well what is it? Don't just stand there like a blob of smashed apricots, tell us?"

"Charlotte says that Gabriel will continue to train Tessa and we are allowed to accompany him."

"What! I'm not accompanying that twit! The only thing that I will be accompanying him to is his Coffin, where I will leave him in to rot his everlasting life in underground, where no one will be able to hear his horrible screeches. Oh! Those will be the days!"

"WILL!" Jem and I yelled! That baboon! One day Karma will come back and bite him in the behind for saying such nasty things. Plus, Gabriel isn't all that bad.

"I don't know why you bother. Gabriel's not that bad! He's sweet and tough and what any girl would want in a guy." I didn't realize that I had spoken aloud until Jem and Will's eyes were pinned on me like daggers and its target.

WILL'S POV!

I couldn't believe Tessa just said that! Gabriel? Charming?! You've got to be kidding me! He's as charming as a donkey! I swear sometimes I believe Tess has lost her mind. Charming, charming my behind!

Jem's POV!

Oh my sweet Tessa always wants to see the good in people! But haven't you noticed that Gabriel isn't the least bit kind. He would never fall for any girl unless it was his own mother. Even then we all still wouldn't know. The man is as nice and kind as a Porcupine.

Tessa's POV!

Why were they both staring at me! "Stop staring at me! It's creeping me out!" Jem stopped staring but t=instead of stopping, Will only continue on, widening the pupils by each passing second. Then all of a sudden, he started to break out dancing a singing in an offbeat pitch:

"Oh he's charming, charming, charming as a donkey.

Charming, charming, charming as the viper snake

But if you look more closely, you'll see what I see!

A little mad slut'in boy who doesn't know how to pee! Oh!

Now listen closely to what I have to say,

Gabriel, oh Gabriel he doesn't understand!

That the only way to be so stiff and mad

Is if he was a mad little slut'in boy!"

WILL! SHUT UP!" Jem and I screamed!

"What in the racket is going on in here? Will why on earth are you standing on a chair like an ape, Jem, Tessa, what is going on here?" Charlotte screamed, coming in to the room.

"Tessa, aren't you supposed to be upstairs with Sophie, Gabriel and Gideon?" She asked.

"Oh yes of course! I will go meet them right now!"

I scurried along the hallway and stairs to meet up with Sophia. However, when I got to the training room door, only Sophie and Gideon were in there. Gabriel was not. And Gideon was getting a little too cozy over there with Sophia.

From the creak in the door, I could make out Gideon pinning Sophia to the wall while showing her how to use a dagger properly. Although, his hands were getting a little too low there on her back! Oh how dare he abuse her trust like that!

Tessa seems to be working up a little affection for Gabriel! And Sophie and Gideon! If Tessa has her eyes on Gabriel, how in the world can William get her now? Do I smell Jealousy in the air? Well I hope you liked it! T's my first fan fiction story for anything Cassandra Clare! PLS, PLS REVIEW!