A.N. My first Beelzebub FanFic. R&R please :D
Also i ship these two to death xD
WoG out.
Disclaimer: I do not own Beelzebub
"Fuck" Oga spat, looking down at the bundle in his arms.
"Quiet fool, you will wake the Young Master with your foul language." the said bundle replied coldly.
Oga narrowed his eyes at the blonde in his arms, his tolerance reaching its peak as a vein popped in his forehead. "Your one to talk, bitch" he half whispered.
Her visible green eye narrowed menacingly at Oga's own eyes "Sewer-rat, I will cut your balls off if you do not shut your garbage chute of a mouth this instant."
Beelzebub shifted in his mothers arms, as he let out a soft "Dah" before going back into slumber. Both parents ceased their bickering to stare at "their" child, as if the simple act of him moving brought out both of their desire to protect him.
"Cant believe you tripped and sprained your ankle on a damn rock, serves you right for wearing those heels-UFFFF" Oga said while Hilda's fist connected with Oga's midsection.
"Didn't I tell you to be quiet fool?" Hilda hissed through her teeth. A slight blush of embarrassment crossing the beauty's cheeks as she turned her head away from Oga.
"Damn woman" was all she heard in reply as Oga quickened his pace to reach home in time for dinner.
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As he opened the door, ready for the wild accusations his family would throw at him, Oga was quite surprised to see none home. He saw a note on the table, and carefully set Hilda down on the table next to the note.
"What do you think you're doing, you trash?" Hilda spat at Oga in a low voice.
"Shut up" he said as he picked the note up and he began to read the note.
"Reading? That's new for you."
"Woman, Shut. Up."
"Hmph"
Oga sighed as he read the note without interruption.
"Dear, Oga & Hilda
So Sorry, but Misaki decided for us to go out to dinner so Hilda could cook for you! Isnt that sweet? I hope Beelze is doing good! We will be back around 8pm so you have plenty of time for your romantic dinner!
-Love Mom"
'Fuck, i knew something was up when they were all laughing together at breakfast...those freaks' Oga thought angrily as he crumbled the note a threw it over his shoulder.
Using her demon reflexes, Hilda caught the note and read the note in one hand, while cradling Beelzebub with the other arm.
"So your family wants me to cook for you?...hmmmm" Hilda said with a sadistic smirk on her face.
Oga looked like he saw the devil (well he sort of did) and was sweating bullets thinking about Hilda's cooking, while Hilda tried to stand up on her own, completely forgetting the fact that she sprung her ankle not even an hour before. She was to busy fantasizing on how to poison his meal. With a sharp gasp of breath Hilda's knee's bucked and she was falling face first into the carpet. With no way of stopping she braced herself and hugged Master tight.
She waited for the impact but it never came, instead two strong arms caught Hilda in mid-crash.
"This is the second time I've had to catch you woman, how many more times will i have to do this today, its getting freaking annoying." Oga said as he stood up with Hilda and Beelzebub in his arms once again.
This time Hilda was scarlet faced, as she sputtered a incoherent retort. Oga just flashed a smug grin down at her, and her tolerance level was at its breaking point. "Tatsumi Oga, if you don't put me down this instant i will give you a fate worse than death!" Hilda harshly whispered and gave him her death glare.
"I save you from waking up Beelze and smashing your face in the carpet and this is what i get as thanks, you bitch!" he spat with equal malice.
"If you didnt have to show your imprudent monkey grin at me, i would be angry with you" she huffed.
"Wait...what? so if i didnt act all high and mighty i would have gotten a thanks?! This bitch is crazy! i just saved her ass twice and protected her from getting electrocuted and she has the nerve to say this..this SHIT!" Oga thought getting angrier by the second.
Noticing the rising angry of her "Husband", she simply stated "Bring to the table and i will wait for you to bring dinner.
Oga was so pissed that the request of his 'wife" diffused all his previous anger. "Excuse me?" he stated in his demonic voice.
Beelzebub yawned and cooed a "Dah Bauu" as he slowly opened his eyes.
He was graced with seeing his parents bickering, seeing his mother glare daggers at his father. He then looked at his father who hadn't seen him wake up yet.
"Dah! Dah Bauu!" (Stop Fighting, and im hungry!) Beelze shouted.
Oga and Hilda both looked down at Beelze in utter shock. "Dah! Dah Bauu!" (Mom feed me, and Dad stop fighting with Mom!)
Oga, who had gotten over his shock quickly grumbled and without complaint kicked a chair out from under the dinner table and set Hilda and Beelze down. "What do you want for dinner" he asked all anger seeming gone, as he made his way to the kitchen.
Hilda who was stunned with the sudden change of attitude, simply said "Whatever there is.." She broke eye contact with him and reached in her bag to pull out some of Master's milk.
'Damn woman" Oga muttered as he entered the kitchen.
Oga openned the fridge to see what food he could cook up for his "family". "Damn even I am start thinking we are one, fuck what has that woman done to me.." he thought.
As Oga was preparing dinner, Hilda was feeding Beelze. Beelze was happily sucking on his bottle with Hilda was smiling tenderly at him. Beelze stopped drinking and looked up at his mother. "Dah!" (Dad is cooking!) "Dah! Bauuu Dah! ( I bet it will taste great!)
Hilda gave Beelze one of her rare sincere smiles and said "I think it will too"
"Will what" Oga said as he made his way over to his 'wife". He smirked as he saw Hilda visibly jump from his comment. She turned around with the faintest of pink on her cheeks. 'Nothing don't eavesdrop on me fool." she sated harshly "Whats the ice for?" she quirked an eyebrow at him.
"What else? you damn woman, give me your foot."
"Like i would let an inbred commoner like you touch me." she stated flatly.
"Listen woman, I am trying to help you, so cooperate with me for once!" he said raising his voice.
"Cooperate, like you know the meaning of that word." she smirked up at him.
"Woman, give. me. your. foot." he said, looking directly in her eyes. She noticed that there was no malice or anger like normal, just frustration.
"Hmph" she said crossing her arms and extended her leg out to him.
He crouched on the balls of his feet and started to undo her laces with no avail. After 3 minutes of fumbling and swearing (and a smack on his head from Hilda), he decided to just rip the laces off with his teeth.
Hilda gasped "Tatsumi, you barbarian those are my laces you destroyed!" she angrily growled at him.
"Whatever, you've got more Hilda." Oga spat not even glancing up at her.
He slowly took of her boot that exposed her creamy calf, with a gentleness that even surprised himself, Oga lifted her leg and placed it oh his lap. He looked at Hilda for a split second, and then shifted his eyes to Beelze. The boy was looking straight at Oga, and his eyes said volumes. Oga saw the love he had for his parents and happiness for his parent's private moment however brief it was.
Now Oga wasn't one to be sentimental, but the look in Beelze eyes actually made Oga smile. Not a demon smile, just a pure genuine smile. Hilda was awestruck as she looked from Oga to Beelze. "O-Oga" she said apprehensively.
Oga studdenly tore his eyes away from his son, and blushed "Whatya want, woman?"
"Your acting very strange, even for you." she stated bluntly.
"Shut up, ya bitch I am helping you here and all you do is bitch!"
"Why you...insufferable peasant!" Hilda spat glaring daggers at her "husband".
"DAH! BUU DAH DAH!" (Stop fighting!) Beelze said, the looked over and he was on the verge of crying. Oga reached out and patted Beelzebub on the head. "Sorry Beelze" he said.
Hilda reached over and placed her hand on top of Oga's "Me too" she said softly. Oga taken back by the sudden contact, looked up to his "wife". He started at her, and she started back at him. Oga was the first to break eye contact as he gently placed the ice bag on her swollen ankle. She hissed as the coldness was unexpected, "Tell me next time, Tatsumi." she hissed through clenched teeth.
"Using my name now?" he stated bluntly
"Shut up."
He smirked. "Let me check on the food." She nodded and he carefully placed her leg on the chair adjacent to her. He got up and was walking back to the kitchen, when he heard...
"Oga..."
"Yea?" he shot her a lazy glance.
"When did you become so different?"
He shurgged, "Does it matter?"
She smiled at him, "No i guess it doesn't."
A/N Continue or never again? :D Tell me if they are to OC i will try to fix.
R&R!