Wooh! My first story! *throws confetti* I think it kinda sucks =_= Uhm anyways enjoy~ :)

DISCLAIMER- I sadly do not own Hetalia. It belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya (He's very awesome like Prussia 3)

"What should I cook for dinner?" sighed China looking at the pantry of exotic spices and ingredients. All the Asian countries were coming over to China's house for dinner. A few had already arrived and were pestering her. She wanted to make something memorable since they rarely came over to eat.

"I want Kimichi tonight, da-ze~!" demanded South Korea. "Or maybe Korean BBQ! They both originated form Korea you know!"

"Can we have something that didn't originate from Korea China-san?" Japan said rather irritated with Korea's idiotic behaviour. "I think we should have Japanese ramen tonight." South Korea shot a glare at the Japanese when Japan stressed on the 'Japanese'.

"Well I think Korean is better than Japanese."

"Well Japan has Nintendo." China sweatdropped at them two fighting and looked towards Hong Kong who was concentrating on the latest Final Fantasy game. If China asked Hong Kong, he'll probably ignore her until he reached a checkpoint so there wasn't any use on asking him but China already knew that Hong Kong like her dim sums so she didn't need to ask. Then, China looked towards Taiwan, who was in 'what to cosplay China in next?' dreamland. Maybe China should ask her.

"Hey Taiwan, what would you like for dinner aru?" said China.

"Hmmm? Oh! Some Danzai mian would be great~!" replied Taiwan. "Hey China can I borrow your sewing kit? I have decided on the next cosplay you'll do~! It's going to be awesome! I know let's try you in another cosplay I made earlier and the-"

"I don't want to know aru." snapped the Chinese and hurried to find Thailand. Asking Taiwan wasn't such a good idea after all. Maybe Thailand or Vietnam would know.

China found Thailand in the garden with his pet elephant, Toto, looking at his wide collection of horror movies.

"Hey Thailand, do you know what I can cook for dinner, aru?" asked China.

"Some Pad Thai would be nice, ana," Thailand replied. "Do you think we can watch a horror movie after dinner, ana?"

"We'll see, aru," replied China not really looking forward a horror movie before bed. "Do you know where Vietnam is?" Thailand shrugged and said, "Last time I saw her, she was with Taiwan." China frowned and went to find Vietnam and Thailand went back to pick one movie for all the Asians to watch.

China then found Vietnam with Taiwan.

"Do you think China would look good in this?" said a familiar voice.

"I think she would look adorable!" another voice answered. China then heard two girlish giggles.

"Uhhh, guys?" said China nervously. "Is Vietnam there, aru?" China then saw two figures turn.

"China~! How can we help you?" Taiwan asked sweetly with a small glint in her eyes.

"I just want to ask what Vietnam wants for dinner…"

"I would love some Pho Bo or cold rolls…" replied Vietnam.

"China! You said we could have danzai mian!" whined Taiwan.

China sighed, "Fine, aru…"

China made her way back to the Kitchen when she heard South Korea and Japan still arguing.

"Well Aniki's breasts are MINE, da-ze!" South Korea declared.

"China-san doesn't HAVE ANY breasts," retorted Japan who was quite proud of that statement. China winced at Japan's words and decided to ignore Japan.

Half an hour later the Asians were all sitting at the dinner table.

"I wonder what we're having for dinner," wondered Japan.

"I hope there is Kimichi da-ze!" said South Korea.

China came out carrying a load of different kinds of food.

"Ok guys. I made Kimichi for South Korea,"

"YAY! ANIKI LISTENED DA-ZE~!

"Dim Sum for Hong Kong," If you really squinted, you could see a glint of happiness in his eyes.

"Danzai mian for Taiwan,"

"Delicious~! But China you have come and try my new cosplay for y-"

"And Pho Bo for Vietnam, aru."

"Thanks China."

Everyone started to eat. Except for one.

"Uhhh. China-san," started Japan.

"Yes Japan, aru?" China replied.

"W-where's m-my f-food?"

"I didn't make Ramen."

"W-Wha? Why China-san?"

"I didn't cook anything for you because you called me flat-chested, aru!"

"N-nani? Just for that?"

"Yes, aru,"

Japan frowned and sulked in a corner. "Stupid onee-chan…"

"H-Hey, aru! I was just joking! I made you ramen!"

"Really?"

"Yes, aru. Let me get it," China rose up to get the ramen. When China came back to give it to Japan, He was in tears.

"I love you China-san," said Japan full of delight as his ramen finally came to him.

"HEY! I LOVE ANIKI MORE, DA-ZE!" yelled South Korea obnoxiously.

"China-san gave me ramen which is much better than your Kimichi."

"WELL ANIKI GAVE FOOD FIRST, DA-ZE!"

"China-san gave it to me last and you know how they say 'lucky last'"

"WELL I STILL CLAIM ANIKI'S BREASTS!" and with that, South Korea started to grope China.

"H-Hey!" China yelled.

"Korea! Hold China still! We need to put on the cosplay!" shouted Taiwan.

"I'll get my camera!" said Japan ecstatically.

"I'll get the rope, ana!" replied Thailand.

"Taiwan and I will get the cosplay!" stated Vietnam.

"AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Y-YOU ALL PLANNED THIS DIDN'T YOU?! COME BACK YOU GUYS! LET ME GO KOREA! HONG KONG! HELP ME, ARU!" wailed China struggling in Korea's ridiculously hard grip. Hong Kong just ate his dim sum with his poker face. Some blood started to drip out of South Korea's nose.

"Heh! This is the longest time I've ever groped Aniki, da-ze!" exclaimed the rather perverted Korean. Within a few seconds, the Asians all came back with their gear and got to work.

A few moments later…

China was now dressed up as Black Rock Shooter. The only thing different was the colour of their eyes. Black Rock Shooter's eyes were a sapphire blue colour whilst China's were a golden brown.

"Just the last thing," murmured Taiwan getting out some coloured contacts and putting them into China's eyes. "There." Rather proud of what she had done, Taiwan snatched Japan's camera.

"Hey that's my camera!" huffed Japan. He wanted to take the first photos of China's cosplay.

"Take me out of this ridiculous thing," whined China.

"You look so cute Aniki, da-ze!" beamed South Korea.

"Say cheese~!" giggled Vietnam. The camera clicked.

"Put the camera away, aru!" wailed China. Japan snatched the camera away from Taiwan.

"Hey!" pouted Taiwan. "I was using that!"

"It's my turn," replied Japan calmly. The camera clicked and flash a few more (millions) times.

"Print me 10 copies of Aniki, da-ze!" exclaimed the Korean.

"I bet Russia might some copies two, ana," said Thailand. Hearing Russia's name, China started to whine even louder.

"WHY, ARU?" sobbed the Chinese woman, "STOP IT YOU GUYS! HONG KONG, ARU!" Hong Kong stared at his elder and went to the phone.

"Hey dad," started Hong Kong in his monotonous voice. "Can you come to China-sensei's house? It's a surprise." China stared at Hong Kong flabbergasted, giving Japan and Taiwan some time to snap a few more pictures, as everything clicked in her mind.

"I TRUSTED YOU HONG KONG! NOW OPIUM BASTARD IS GOING TO COME OVER AND SEE ME IN THIS!"

"…" Was that a smile on Hong Kong's face?

Phew done. I really think I failed. Oh well… Please review and should I continue? I would gladly continue only if you want me to… Anyways I hoped you enjoyed it~! 33

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