A/N: I promised myself that if I was already working on a fic, I would not upload something that was not related to it. But hey, that's what I said about doing this when I have homework, and guess who should be writing an english essay? This is a re-upload of a Teen Titans Rulebook one-shot I posted a while ago, which was taken off because it was a "list". Now, with each rule/group of rules having its own one-shot, I no longer have to worry about it being a "list". Will be uploaded irregularly. Ideas for other rules are welcome. The funny chapters start after this one, but feel free to read it anyway.

Disclaimer: If I forget to add this, does that mean I own them?

Guy: No.

Me: Shoot.

They were going to do it. They had put it off for as long as possible, but they could no longer ignore what was necessary. It had to be done, and it was

their responsibility as the leader and "vice leader" to do it (as second-in-command of the original Titans, Cyborg should've been helping, but this was one situation where he was happy to leave it to his two friends).

"We need a rulebook." Robin said solemnly.

Bumblebee nodded, equally serious, tapping her paper with her pencil.

"So, where do we start?"

"I guess first we state the obvious and work our way down."

*later that day*

The team leaders taped the finished list of initial rules to the front of the fridge (the only vertical surface that every member looked at at least once a day).

At the top of this list, the two had put the rule that they saw as the most important.

1. Read each of these rules before entering a Titans tower or outpost.

*three days later*

The leaders had taken the list down, replaced by a much longer one, some of the additions including the note beneath the first rule and a new second rule.

Note: Using this list as a dartboard does not count as reading it.

2. Each of these rules are up here for a reason. Please do not take the liberty of scribbling out the ones you do not like.