Written because Kat Wink wanted me too. Anyone care for a nosebleed? TOO BAD, YOU GET ONE EVEN IF YOU SAID NO! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHA! Im so evil...

"Like, Liet, you TOTALLY need to come over! I, like, want to show you something totally awesome!"

"I would, but Russia-"

"Already asked him! Like, totally said you could come over!"

"R-r-really? Well, when do you-"

"LIKE, RIGHT NOW WOULD BE GOOD! TOTES, MAN! ALL 10,000 OF MY PONIES AGREE!"

"*Sigh* Fine, i'll be over soon."

"Like, RIGHTEOUS! See ya, like totally!"

That had been an hour ago. Lithuania had made sure, and sure enough, Poland had gotten Lithuania permission to come visit him. Why did Poland want him to come over today? The idiot... he had 10,000 ponies. Why? I have no idea. He really acted like a girl sometimes. Ok, ALL times. He was CONSTANTLY wearing miniskirts and loose fitting linen shirts, making people who didn't know him think he was a girl.

People who DID know him, on the other hand, though he was gay.

I don't blame them.

I was permitted to go to Poland's, but not to take any vehicles, so I had to go on foot, taking me twice as long as normal. As I walked, the breeze blew my hair around softly. What had Poland wanted to show me so badly?

It took me another hour to reach Poland's house. When I finally got there, I knocked on the door.

"Poland? You home?"

"TOOK you long enough! Come on in! The door is open!" I opened the door, and was greeted by Poland's favorite pony. I gently pet it on the nose, and it showed me to the living room. I have to admit, even though he had the weirdest obsession with horses and was the laziest person I had ever met, he was a pretty good trainer, and way loyal to his animals as they were to him. He actually trained this one pony to act like a butler, to show you to the room Poland wanted you to be in when you got there.

I sat stood in the door way, because the pony permitted me to go no further.

"Well, do you, like, like it? You totes do, don't you!" I turned my focus from the pony to Poland, where my eyes widened. I suddenly saw his ceiling as I fell back and blacked out.

Poland looked to his pony in surprise, then started to laugh. He pulled on the robe he had placed on the chair next to him and walked out to the unconscious Lithuania. He smiled and laughed a bit more.

"Wow, like, I totally didn't see that coming. Who, like, knew that little Liet would have a nosebleed when he saw my new, pink bikini?"

XD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAA! I just had to write that! Hoped you liked Kat Wink! Yes, when Lithuania walked in, he saw Poland standing there, in a girls pink bikini. This had me laughing when I reread it. Im usually so stoic when I write, or so my family says. Hoped you liked! And, no, there were no pictures of this scene, although, if you ask France, he probably recorded the whole thing, so just ask him, ok?