A/N: Thanks a lot for clicking on this story, it's really appreciated! I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon or Bulbapedia.

IN LOVE

WoohooShipping (HoothootxWooper)

Characters according to Bulbapedia

Hoothoot (Japanese: ホーホー Hoho) is a dual-type Normal/Flying Pokémon.

Wooper (Japanese: ウパー Upah) is a dual-type Water/Ground Pokémon.

Story according to me plus interruptions by the characters

It was a beautiful, beautiful night. The clear sky showed the twinkling stars and the full, white moon. But in the deep forest beneath the sky were the beautiful moon and pretty stars invisible. On a branch from a tree was a Hoothoot, singing its song. Because Hoothoot is a long name, we'll call him Hoo.

"My name is Hoothoot, not Hoo. Deal with it."

Like I said, we'll call him Hoo.

"Sigh."

Hoo was a handsome, young Hoothoot, with gleaming brown feathers and shiny, red eyes. He was not only handsome, but also brave, strong and intelligent. All the female Hoothoot – and other Bird Pokémon – were madly in love with him, and though he did not return their affections, he would never break their hearts.

"I like the sound of that."

Then suddenly, a desperate cry was heard. Oh no, what could've been so terrifying and scary that would make one scream like that? It must have been something very frightening. Again a scream was heard. Hoo could do only one thing.

"Yep, I'll be off – to a more silent area."

Our brave and selfless Hoo flew off in the direction of the screams, scanning the night with his exceptional eyes, looking for the damsel in distress, since it was clear that the screams were female.

"I don't think I like where this story is going."

He soon spotted the source of the cries, and the reason.

A small, beautifully formed young Wooper stood there, frozen in shock and fear, tears shining in her small black eyes and her mouth agape in yet another scream for help. She was surrounded by evil looking Machop, whose intentions were not clear. When she spotted Hoo, her savior, she turned away, shrieking in terror, thinking that he must be another enemy.

"Oh yeah, stupid Water Pokémon, fear me. You'll be my dinner…"

"I don't fear you, stupid Bird, that annoying storyteller makes me look weak."

"But you are weak."

"Oooh, NOW you have a problem, I'll blast you away with jus-"

Ahum, may I continue? Thank you.

As I was saying, Wooper, whose name was actually Woo, was surrounded by Machop. But Hoo, strong and dapper, quickly defended her with his powerful attacks. Within one minute the evil Machop were gone, and Woo and Hoo were finally alone.

"See, I'm awesome."

"You're just awesomely annoying."

"Is that even a sentence?"

"Shut up."

His big red eyes locked with her small black ones, and it was love at first sight. She flung herself into his wings, and they kissed passionately.

"Bleh, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever read."

"For once, I agree, stupid Bird."

Hoo took her gently in his paws, and took off to his nest, where they enjoyed the rest of the night…

The end.

Story according to the characters

Hoothoot: "That's disgusting, disturbing and sickening."

Wooper: "I agree, again, which is scary, and want to add it's also unrealistic."

Hoothoot: "Yes, I would never come to save her."

Wooper: "I wouldn't even need to be saved, Fighting types are after all weak against Water."

Hoothoot: "And why are there three dots at the end?"

Wooper: "…I hope they don't imply what I think they imply."

Hoothoot: "…"

Wooper: "…"

Hoothoot: "I think it would be a good idea to turn around and forget about all of this."

Wooper: "Yes, suppressing is the best medicine."

Hoothoot: "The only medicine."

A/N: Thanks for reading, and I hoped you enjoyed. I know it might seem random, but I really enjoyed writing it. There are so many stories full of OOC'ness and clichés (no offense), so I thought, I'll write one too. Just differently. Please tell me what you think about it!
Oh, and no offense to any WoohooShippers (are there any?), it's not my intention to offend you, just to entertain.
Thanks again and please, please REVIEW!