I wasn't sure if I should make this a separate story or not, but decided to just go for this. Anyways, thank you so much for all your reviews, and I hope you really enjoy this!
Orihime's eyes bug out of her head, her jaw drops open, and her tongue rolls out like a red carpet. Blinking her recovery, she blushes and turns her head away.
"But Ulqi-kun, isn't it a little too soon for that? I mean, I know you have already given me a friendship bracelet, made me say goodbye to my ex-crush and taken me to your house to meet your family, but I'm not as familiar with being physical as you are." Orihime says under fluttering eyelashes. "I was just getting used to holding your hand. Tying me up and feeding me is just a little too fast for me, sorry, Ulqi-kun."
Ulquiorra slaps his palm to his forehead for what he thinks may be the hundredth time in the last couple of days.
"Woman, I am telling you that you must eat. If you do not, I will force you."
"But I'm full! You know, girls don't eat that much Ulqi-kun. But I suppose if you really want to feed me…" Orihime leans over, emphasizing her enormous cleavage and opens her mouth in a small, courteish circle.
Ulquiorra's eyes open wide, he covers his open mouth with his hand and takes a step back.
"W-what are you doing, woman?!" His voice sounds strangled.
"Oh, I thought you wanted to feed me, Ulqi-kun. Well, all right then." She bounces back up with a small smile. With a frown, Ulquiorra turns away.
"Do not call me that. I am your superior officer. You may call me Ulquiorra. That is all." He ordered with a graceful wave of his hand. "But woman, even ants eat more than that."
"I am already full from those grapes that we had earlier. By the way, I had no idea you were so into S&M, Ulqi-kun."
"WHAT! NO, THAT'S NOT –"
"My brother said I shouldn't do things like that until I get married. Sorry, Ulki-kun."
"I-I don't know what you are going on about, woman!" Ulquiorra glances around furtively, turns his back to her, and takes a deep breath. "I simply carry out Aizen-sama's orders."
She puts her hands behind her back and sways back and forth, making her dress swing. "By the way, I love the new dress you gave me! You're so sweet, Ulki-kun, always giving me presents.
"That is your uniform, not a present. It shows that you and your loyalty now belong to Aizen-sama."
"Ooo, you're so possessive, Ulqi-kun." Orihime blushes. "You don't have to worry, I'm not interested in anyone else."
"Huh?"
"You still haven't given me the grand tour of your house, Ulqi-kun. You are not worried about what your family might think of me, are you?" She looks at him sideways.
"W-what? What are you talking about, woman?" Ulquiorra was still reeling from her previous statement. "These halls are full of dangerous beings so powerful that you won't even begin to imagine - "
"So that is it, huh, Ulqi-kun? You think that I am not good enough to meet them?" Orihime looked up at him with big watery eyes, her hands clasped in front of her. Plump tears began to form in the corners.
"Uh, uh ..." All he could do is look at her with his jaw slack.
"Knock, knock, knock!" A sing-song-y voice cried out. Gin opened the door and stepped inside, his usual snake-like grin in place. Several smaller arancar followed him with a moving dolly. "Oh, Orihime-san, it looks like you have already broken Ulquiorra. Don't worry, Ulqui-kun, we'll get you all patched up in no time." They lifted the frozen Ulquiorra onto the dolly and carted him out the door.
"Uh, O.K.," Orihime watched them with wide eyes. "Bring him back soon!"
"Of course we will!" His grin turned into a smirk. "I know Ulqui-kun will be so anxious to get back to you. Bye bye!" Gin gave Orihime a little wave just as the door shut with a light bang.