Hello everyone, sorry for not updating in a while. I do have explanations for that though. First off, as you all know, the east coast was hit by Hurricane Sandy. I live in the East Coast, but thankfully my state was not directly hit by Sandy. On the other hand, even the outside edge of Sandy was able to knock out power here, flood basements, destroy beaches, etc. Unfortunately, because of laptop issues, I had to use my dad's computer and I had left my flash drive at school, so the entire chapter I was working on was wiped out. Also, through October to the middle of November, I had relatives visiting. Specifically my aunt and uncle from CHINA who I hadn't seen since I was seven. Then my older brother came to visit with his girlfriend. School work came into play as well. And the projects. FUCK YOU WORLD HISTORY AND PHYSICS! Then, during Thanksgiving, my family was helping out two kids who didn't have anywhere to go since their parents were in China and we rented the in-law apartment in our house to one of those sets of parents. This wouldn't have been an issue, but my brother came back for the holiday and didn't bring his laptop. He couldn't use my dad's computer since it was in the room the two boys were staying in. So, I had little time to write for the past month and a half.

I'd like to say thanks to my new beta, VizordEspada Ichigo Shirosaki for betaing this chapter. Is betaing even a word?

Mail Time:

Stallion6 of Deviantart: Thank you, I know it was a great idea. Honestly though, I'm sure there are a lot of stories that do this.

AshK: Thanks, and I have no idea what type of pot the writers must've been on when they made this series, because I'm pretty sure that's why Team Failure got smart. Frankly though, I enjoyed the recurring joke with the bike. I enjoed seeing Pikachu just casually destroying shit all like, "F you all! I am the Arceusdamn strongest Pikachu ever. Bow down before me." I'm using the name White instead of Hilda or Touko purely for the fact that I prefer it over the other two.

Iggychan89: Yes I fanboy over you. I really love your stories, simple as that. Descriptive writing hmm. I'll try and improve that, and yeah talking does get boring. But it's only earl on in the series, and quite frankly, everyone and thing is really weak, so not a lot of fighting can be done. Thus, talking is all that's left.

rst64tlc: Thanks, I try. I never really liked her and her catchphrase either. As for your suggestions, I am really considering those mons now that you mention it. Unfortunately, the last suggestion would have to come in during east Unova. Unless I use the one from the movie or the one from Sinnoh. But then a story for that would be necessary and… You sir, are a genius. That has given me a hell of a lot ideas for later.

Trinity Fenton-Phantom: Thanks for the compliment, and I'll try to keep writing. Updating soon? Well don't expect much in that department. No, he'll catch canon Pokémon, Pokémon I decide, and I'll be getting a poll up for fans to pick too. It has come to the point where I need a poll to help decide for certain Pokémon.

Dimension Distorter: If you were a girl and I was near you right now, I would kiss you. Seriously, I would. I didn't even think of that. Frankly, I was thinking of bringing Tobias in if I couldn't think of a good rival. So again, thank you.

Ranger Belle: We all hate Iris too. You're right on the mark there with the brat thing, and May was the closest to actually being a female travelling companion that I liked. So, that makes this virtually (as in virtual like the virtual world.) awkward.

Lightningblade49: Thanks, I felt satisfied having Trip be a total loser. I mean really, what were they thinking having this kid as a rival? The standards of Pokémon just horribly fell there. Pidgeot coming back was something I've been hoping for for a while.

Lightningblade49(again but this time for chapter 2): Well, more Pokémon for the poll then, and HOW THE HELL ARE YOU READING MY MIND! WHO TOLD YOU DRAGONITE WOULD BE HIS! WAS IT THAT RAT BASTARD JORDAN! OR WAS IT SEBASTIAN!

Analon: Thanks, your fic is pretty nice too. The thing is though, the anime for Unova just plain sucks ass. That is why I'm bashing it. And how does bashing the anime taking the fun out of things? Personally, that makes it even more fun for me.

Guest: It's rated T because of the swearing that appears in this chapter onwards.

Whatshisface: Dude, calm down. It's only been like a month and a half. Where the fuck is five months coming from? What the hell? "Get a life unlike Team Rocket." I do have a life asshole. Now fuck off.

Silver Heart11DOOM: I try to be.

Blue Shadow: You are welcome, and that's why I made this in the first place.

Hyrulian Hero Akai: Sorry, but TR's gonna be in this chapter. I will get rid of them permanently though. Whether it's because of their deaths, getting arrested, or some other reason has yet to be decided. Oh don't worry he will, he definitely will.

Disclaimer: I don't own fucking Pokémon. If I did, Ash wouldn't be such a mudabitch. Nor do I own the word mudabitch, that goes to Peter Chao from Youtube.

"Ahh" Ash sighed. "It feels nice to have taken a shower again." Ash was lying down on the bed inside the rented room he got in the Accumula Town Pokémon Center. It had been a slow couple of days; at least they were slow for Ash. After talking with Professor Juniper, she had sent over Oshawatt's Pokéball and had allowed Ash to keep Oshawott since he had come to develop a liking towards him. Then after transferring a few Pokémon with Professor Oak, he had tried to return Oshawott to its ball. Except that when Ash turned around he was missing, which led to this adventure with a family that now owned hot springs instead of sand baths, a gang of Sandile that reminded Ash of the Squirtle Squad pre-firefighter, geysers, wild Pokémon in danger, and then another run in with the stalkers, um I mean Team Rocket.

When that little escapade was over Ash had continued on with his Pokémon journey in Unova. After getting lost for a bit in the woods, he encountered two rivaling tribes of Pokémon and solved a major dispute ({more on that next chapter} which turned out to be a blessing in disguise since he had two new, rare, and powerful teammates) he had managed to finally get out with the help of Pidgeot hours later and end up in Accumula Town.

"All right Pikachu, tomorrow we're visiting this 'Battle Club' we heard some trainers talking about before," Ash promised his ever faithful Pokémon. "But right now we need to get some sleep." And with that Ash and Pikachu collapsed into bed with happy smiles on their faces.

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(Eh, don't mind me, I'm just a time skip that goes with that scene break symbol)

"This is it! This is the Pokémon Battle Club!" Ash exclaimed as he and Pikachu stood outside a large green building mostly made up of windows.

"Hello," greeted a large, buff man at the front desk. He had brownish short cut hair, a martial artist mustache, tanned skin, and an outfit that looked like it was meant for fighting with maroon on the ends. "Welcome to the Accumula Town Battle Club. I am the Battle Manager, Don George. Is this your first time at a Battle Club?"

"Hi, I'm Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town, and yes, this is my first time at a Battle Club," Ash answered cheerily.

{Hi, I'm Pikachu!} Pikachu said even though Ash was the only one who could understand him.

"Oh, a Pikachu! How rare. They aren't found in this region." Don George said slightly surprised as he petted Pikachu. "Anyway, I assume you're here to battle."

"Yup, last night I heard some trainers talking about this place and how you could have some awesome battles here," Ash responded while slowly getting more excited.

"Well, since this is your first time, I guess I'd better explain some things," he said.

Don George led Ash to a computer terminal. "This is one of the bulletin boards." The Battle Manager explained while he pushed one of the icons on the screen. A picture of a 10 year-old trainer popped up along with some of his history and two pictures of his Pokémon. "Here, each trainer can input their own Pokémon's profiles or what type of Pokémon they wish to battle."

As the older man explained what the board was for, more pictures and profiles came up. One of the pictures happened to be of a girl maybe his age, give or take a month or two. She had long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail underneath a white and pink Pokémon League hat. Her eyes were deep blue, and she wore a white tank top with a black vest over it, low cut jean shorts, pink and black shoes, a black arm band with a pink stripe on her right arm, and a black X-Transceiver on the other.

'She looks hot,' Ash thought before he suddenly realized what he was thinking. 'Whoa, I almost sounded like Brock there for a minute. Dear sweet Arceus, I almost sounded like Brock…DAMN YOU PUBERTY!'

"This is a place where trainers can battle each other and heighten each other's' skills," Don George continued, oblivious to Ash's inner musings. "Why don't I show you one of the battles that's gonna start in a few minutes.

"Huh, I mean, that'd be great!" Ash exclaimed, his mind back to normal.

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A pair of sliding doors opened letting Ash and Don George into a battle area. Currently, there were two trainers there. But what caught Ash's attention weren't the trainers, but the two Pokémon on the field.

"Wow, amazing!" Ash exclaimed quickly as he felt the aura in the air. He quickly pulled out his Pokédex and scanned the snake Pokémon on the field

"Servine," the machine beeped out while showing a picture of a grass snake with arms and legs, a small leaf protruding from the head, and two other leaves running down the back "the Grass Snake Pokémon and the evolved form of Snivy. They avoid attacks by sinking into the shadows of thick foliage. They retaliate with masterful whipping techniques."

Ash then quickly switched over to the other Pokémon. Immediately, a picture of a blue otter with two shells on what looked like pants popped up. "Dewott." The Pokédex said, "the Discipline Pokémon, and the evolved form of Oshawott. Strict training is how it learns its flowing double-scallop technique."

The second the Pokédex was done, the Servine's trainer ordered an attack.

"Servine, Leaf Blade!" shouted a boy around ten years old with brown hair, greenish eyes, and an orange shirt with red sleeves.

The grass snake leapt into the air while flipping. Its tail started to give off a green glow as it headed towards the Dewott.

"Dewott, use Water Gun!" shouted the other trainer. When Ash looked at said trainer, his eyes widened (which should be really hard for him to do seeing how his eyes are so big). It was the girl he saw on the screen that he thought was hot!

'Damn it! Why the hell does puberty have to happen to me! Things were hard enough around most of the women during Hoenn, Kanto the second time, and then Sinnoh. Especially Sinnoh. Man was Cynthia- Wait damn it! Why the hell am I thinking like this! Curse you Brock! And you too hormones!' Ash thought.

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Somewhere in Kanto a tanned, spiky haired, squinty eyed Pokémon Breeder/ Doctor in training felt a chill go down his back.

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While his internal struggles were going on, the battle continued. The Dewott leapt into the air as well before it quickly released a torrent of fierce water at the snake. The blast of water connected and blasted the Servine backwards. It landed painfully on the ground before rolling to a stop in front of Ash.

"Alright that's enough!" Don George ordered. "You should check on your Pokémon."

"Are you okay, Servine?" the young trainer asked with worry. The Pokémon let out a quick noise before its trainer scooped it up and rushed it out the door.

"So Ash, you look like you want to battle," Don George stated after seeing the look of excitement on his face.

"Yeah! I'm pumped from watching that battle." Ash exclaimed with a fire burning in his eyes.

"Well then, why don't you battle me?" Ash heard someone ask. He turned around to see it was the girl.

"Sure, I'd love to have a battle with you," Ash responded, his yearning for battle temporarily overcoming his growing feelings for the opposite sex.

"By the way, my name's White Touko from Nuvema town," the now named White said.

"It's nice to meet you White. I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town." Ash replied.

"How does a three-on-three sound Ash," White suggested with a confident smile.

"That sounds great. Pikachu's wanted some action lately, and I've recently caught two new and strong Pokémon I want to try battling with." Ash said, his own smile growing.

"Well then it's decided. This will be a three-on-three battle between White of Nuvema Town and Ash of Pallet Town," Don George said.

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Ash and White stood at their respective sides of the field. An intense stare down was happening between the two trainers.

'White was using a Dewott before, but she's seen Pikachu so I don't think she's going to use another water type. Doesn't matter though, since Pikachu has taken down legendary Pokémon before, he can beat anything she has.' Ash thought.

"Pikachu, let's go!" Ash said.

{All right!} The mouse exclaimed. Before White could pick her Pokémon though, the sound of a Pokéball being opened was heard and Ash's Oshawott appeared on the field.

"Why did you come out on your own?" Ash asked the water otter.

{Come on let me fight!} The otter said with a confident look.

{Look Oshawott, this is my fight. You can have the-} before Pikachu could finish his sentence, Oshawott pushed him down.

{I'm doing this!} Oshawott exclaimed before turning around.

"Uh, well then, go Dewott!" White said before throwing out her Dewott. Her evolved otter popped out onto the field, a determined look on its face.

When Oshawott saw this, he quickly retreated and pushed Pikachu out front.

{Pikachu, buddy, I've decided you should have this fight, so good luck.} Oshawott quickly said before Ash returned him to his Pokéball.

"You've got a pretty weird Oshawott there," White said, slightly bewildered.

"Start!" shouted Don George, beginning the battle.

"Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" Ash ordered quickly.

{Take this!} Pikachu exclaimed before a thin layer of electricity surrounded him and shot out toward Dewott.

"Quick jump to the side to dodge it!" White commanded, confident that her Pokémon would be fine. Her confidence was proven to be true as Dewott was easily able to evade the attack.

'It's fast,' thought Ash, 'but we're faster.'

"In that case, Pikachu, use Quick Attack and use the momentum to power up an Iron Tail!" Ash said with a smirk.

The electric mouse followed the orders to the letter, and launched itself at its foe with insane speed, while a trail of silvery white light was left in its wake. Just a few feet before he would arrive at the samurai otter thing, Pikachu jumped up into the air, his tail becoming metallic, before using his momentum to land a devastating blow that would have knocked the Dewott out had he not been holding back.

White's Dewott landed sprawled on the ground and began to spin back to his trainer.

"Dewott!" White yelled in worry. Before she could even order her next move Ash decided to end the round.

"Pikachu use Volt Tackle!" Ash said.

Said yellow mouse began to charge across the field with amazing speed as an aura of golden yellow electricity surrounded his body while chanting the first two syllables of his name.

"Dodge it!" White hurriedly yelled. Her desperation was in vain though, as before her Pokémon could even get up, Pikachu collided with Dewott, sending it flying back into the wall of the arena, effectively knocking it out.

"Dewott is unable to battle, therefore Pikachu wins the first round," Don George announced.

"You did a great job Dewott, take a great long rest," White said to her Pokémon before returning it to a Pokéball.

"That was a great battle White. Your Dewott sure is fast." Ash complimented as Pikachu trotted over to his side.

"Thanks, but the next round will have a whole different outcome," White said, her confidence back. "Go, Solosis!"

Out of the Pokéball White tossed onto the field merged a green blob with a pale green head inside of it.

"What's that Pokémon?" Ash asked to himself before scanning it with his Pokédex.

"Solosis," the machine began, "the Cell Pokémon. Because their bodies are enveloped in a special liquid, they are fine in any environment, no matter how severe. They talk with others using telepathy."

"In that case, go-"before Ash could finish, an alarm went off.

"Battle Manager, it's the emergency alarm!" one of Don George's aides said as three of them ran into the room.

"It appears someone has infiltrated the storage area," the aide to the left continued.

"I bet it's that mysterious Pokémon again," the aide on the right voiced.

"I'm sorry. But we'll have to pause the battle," the Don said as he ran across the field to reach the doors.

"A mysterious Pokémon?" Ash asked.

"Let's go check it out," White said to Ash.

"Right."

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"It looks like nothing has been taken…" one of the aides said. The group had arrived at the storage building ten minutes ago, and had been investigating every square inch of the place.

"The security camera should've seen everything, we'd better take a look," Don George said.

"Yes!" the three aides said at once.

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"Mr. George, what's this all about?" Ash asked the big man as they waited for one of the aides to bring up the video footage.

"Lately, someone or something has been breaking into the storage area to steal food. It's gotten to the point that we've needed to install new security cameras to try and figure out who or what's been doing it." Don George explained.

"Battle Manager, I've got the footage," the aide at the computer said.

"Alright then. Play the footage back," Don George quickly ordered.

The aide quickly did as he was told. On the screen a small black figure was seen before quickly jumping away. Immediately after that, three people appeared on the screen. Two were adults dressed in black. One of the figures in black had lavender hair down to the shoulders, while the other had magenta hair pulled back into a weird hair style that defied the laws of physics. The third person was actually a cat like Pokémon that stood on to legs.

"What the hell was that?" questioned the girl. Just as she said that, the alarm started to go off and the trio saw the security camera.

"We have to retreat now," said the man who looked and sounded like a homosexual.

"That's all that the camera caught," the aide at the computer said as the video ended.

"Not those three idiots again," Ash groaned out. The rest of the group quickly turned to him for an explanation. "Those three are members of the criminal organization Team Rocket, which is mainly based in the Johto and Kanto regions. They've been stalking me for the past couple of years to try and steal Pikachu here. Overall, those three are complete failures in everything they do. Recently, they've been acting slightly more competent, but not by much."

{Here here!} Pikachu agreed in an equally annoyed tone.

"But there was something else on the screen too," Ash continued. "Could you rewind the footage to the beginning and zoom in while slowing it down?" Ash asked.

"Sure thing," the aide said as he quickly typed on a keyboard.

The video rewound until it got back to the beginning.

"What is that thing?" White, who until now was largely quiet, asked.

"It's black and lean," Ash started, "so my first guess would be an Umbreon, Eevee's dark type evolution. But that can't be right, since from what I know, Pokémon from the other four regions don't usually live in Unova. Also, there are no yellow rings on it, and the shape of its tail is wrong. I can't think of anything else that could fit that description naturally."

"What do you mean by that?" Don George asked.

"Generally, all Pokémon look like the rest of their species. There are usually slight differences in physical appearance in wild Pokémon, like being shorter, taller, wider, thinner and other things like that, Captured Pokémon on the other hand; they usually have more obvious differences like a shiner coat of fur or something like that. This is usually because humans are the ones to provide for the Pokémon. You might also see Pokémon with make-up or clothing on. This is generally more seen in Pokémon actors or contest Pokémon. Sometimes though, criminal organizations may genetically alter a Pokémon's look for their own purposes. That, however, rarely ever happens." Ash finished his explanation.

"Wow Ash, you sure know a lot about Pokémon," White said, impressed.

"Thanks, but after five years of traveling with a Pokémon breeder, this is only to be expected," Ash said.

"Five years, huh," White muttered to herself.

"So what you're saying is that this must be a Pokémon that doesn't naturally look like that, but has been altered because of humans in some way?" Don George asked.

"Yup," Ash said.

"If that's true, how are we going to figure out what it is then?" one of the aides asked.

"Well, due to the fact that this Pokémon is stealing food, we can assume that it's been abandoned by its trainer, or else it would simply go to him or her for food. That must mean that its lean build has been caused by lack of food." At this point, Ash had taken out his Pokédex and started to input data to start a search. "Let's see it's a quadruped, looks to be around 1' 08" in height, curly tail, and Unova native. The Pokédex should have results right about now."

Just as Ash predicted, the search results came up. "Tepig, the Fire Pig Pokémon. It blows fire through its nose. When it catches a cold, the fire becomes pitch-black smoke instead." The image that popped up was that of a small piglet with orange and dark brown fur, a curly tail with a red ball thing at the top, an orange snout with a yellow patch of fur, and ears similar to an Umbreon's in shape.

"A Tepig makes some sense," Don George said, "but why is it black instead of orange?"

"Well, the Pokédex entry did say that a Tepig's fire can become pitch-black smoke, so maybe the soot from the smoke got all over it," White suggested.

"Maybe," Ash said as he shrugged his shoulders, "but we're getting off topic here. We need to find that Tepig and Team Rocket."

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The group split up to find the Tepig. The guys from the Battle Club were searching the front area while Ash, White, and Pikachu searched the back area.

"Okay this is getting us nowhere," Ash complained after an hour of fruitless searching.

"I know, but there's nothing we can do to speed this up. It's not like we have some eyes in the sky," White said, equally frustrated.

"'Eyes in the sky'… I'M AN IDIOT!" Ash screamed as he face-palmed.

"Ash, what do you mean by that?" White worriedly asked her new, possibly insane, friend.

"I have three flying type Pokémon with me right now," Ash said, now pounding his face into the side of the Battle Club building.

"Ash," White said her tone now completely devoid of worry now.

"Y-yes W-Wh-White," Ash stuttered out while slowly turning around to face his female friend.

"Please, get your Pokémon to start searching, and then run," White said, but her tone implying it was a command.

"G-go Charizard, Pidgeot, and Pidove," Ash meekly uttered. Out of one of the three Pokéballs came a giant orange dragon with two nubs at the top of its head, wings with blue fur on the inside, a slightly lighter belly, a long tail with a fire blazing on the tip, and claws that looked like it could anything to shreds in seconds.

The second contained a great majestic bird of prey with pink and gold plumage running down its head and back like hair. The claws on it also looked quite frightening; needless to say, White was momentarily freaked out by these two.

The last of the Pokémon was a Pokémon that White was much more used to. It was a small grey pigeon with a heart shaped pattern in its chest plumage. Nothing too intimidating about it, but its coat looked slightly shinier than usual.

"Hey guys, this is White, a new friend. We need your help to search for a Pokémon called Tepig, a small fire type pig Pokémon." Ash explained the situation in more detail while White slowly got over her panic attack.

{Alright let's go, and it's good to see you again Pidgeot.} Charizard said over to the large bird as they flew into the air.

{Nice to see you too Charizard, It's been what, years since we last saw each other.} Pidgeot replied.

{Yeah, I've even got my attitude more or less under control.} The orange lizard said.

{I noticed that. Want to bet that White girl becomes Ash's new traveling companion and that since he is now less dense, a possible love interest?} The Kanto bird of prey asked.

{Tch, that's a fool's bet, you wouldn't be able to get even Squirtle to go for that.} Charizard answered back to the bird.

In the background, Pidove could be seen with stars of admiration in her eyes.

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Somewhere in Kanto a blue firefighting turtle sneezed.

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"I-I think w-we lost her," Ash wheezed out to Pikachu. After Ash had let out his flying types, White had approached him with a threatening and evil aura around her. Ash, having dealt with this before with his previous female traveling companions immediately ran away. "My wallet wouldn't have survived if I had stayed any longer."

{I remember lots of horrific shopping trips, expensive looking cakes and parfaits, and other girly things being possible ways she was going to punish you with,} Pikachu said while he relaxed on Ash's head.

After having a brief shudder of horror, Ash got an idea. "Pikachu, can you look through my bag and get out Brock's special fire type Pokéchow and some bowls?"

{Sure, but why didn't you think of this earlier?} Pikachu responded as he dug through the bag.

"Oh quiet you," Ash snapped back, cheeks aflame.

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"Okay, that's the last bowl," Ash said after he finished pouring the Pokémon food into a bowl.

"I'm still upset with you Ash," White said. She had met up with the duo after calming down, and after hearing Ash's idea, her malicious aura returned, only this time it promised pain. Ash, worried for his ability to have children, had ran away until White had calmed down enough.

"Heh heh," Ash cautiously laughed, a waterfall of sweat drops running down the back of his head, "Anyways, now that this is set up me and Pikachu will keep watch over the bowls."

With that said, Ash quickly fled behind some boxes in the storage area, still worrying for his crotch's safety. White, after letting off a small giggle, left to continue the search in the front.

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(I'm lazy so time skip ahead}

"Pikachu use Volt Tackle! Tepig hit 'em with Ember!" Ash commanded.

{Volt Tackle time you bastards!} Pikachu shouted as he rammed into Team Rocket and their equally stupid mech.

{EMBER!} Tepig shouted as he blew hot embers out of his snout and onto the Rockets, speeding up their flight and burning their asses.

"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" the trio shouted as they left the field of vision.

"Hey! What's going on here?" Don George shouted as he, the aides, and White rushed to the scene.

"Well, I just had Pikachu and Tepig here blast Team Rocket off," Ash said.

"Ash, please explain in more detail," White said her scary aura of death/pain/destruction of Ash's wallet back.

"W-well after you left, Pikachu and I were staying on guard, except I decided to hide in some bushes and Pikachu inside the storage area. Unfortunately, Oshawott decided that then was a good time to come out of his ball, so I decided to let him go with Pikachu. From what I understand, Oshawott was being a glutton and started to eat the Pokémon food even though it was made specifically for fire types. Pikachu tried to stop him, but Oshawott knocked him back into a pile of boxes and heavy objects that hit him on his head and knocked him out. While that was happening, I saw Tepig come out and try to eat some food. I say try because there was some rope around his snout, preventing him from eating, so I tried to help him. I must've scared him because as soon as I came close, he ran away. I chased him, calmed him down, and fed him. I called back Pidgeot, Charizard and Pidove and walked back to the storage area. Meanwhile, Team Rocket managed to sneak into the storage house where Oshawott fell asleep after eating everything. They found Pikachu and tried to convince him I abandoned him. Obviously they're even more stupid than I thought if they actually believed that would work. Then Pikachu blasted them out of the building just as I came back. They activated this mech thing that produced a force field and somehow defied all the laws of nature, science, and logic in general as it started to fly without any wings or means of propulsion. I had Pikachu use Volt Tackle and Tepig use Ember, and they blasted off." Ash explained in a rush so that he wouldn't suffer the wrath of White.

"Wait, I recognize that Tepig," Don George said.

"You do?" asked White.

"Yes," Don George answered "he was abandoned by his trainer here because he kept losing. The trainer's reason was because he was too weak. To prevent Tepig from chasing him, the trainer tied him to a post. I tried to untie him, but Tepig had already chewed through the ropes."

"How despicable," White muttered, angry at the trainer that will be seen earlier than in the anime.

"I know," Ash muttered, "it reminds me of Charizard's trainer."

"Huh, what do you mean?" White asked Ash.

"Later," Ash answered. "So Tepig doesn't have a trainer anymore?"

"That's correct," Don George said solemnly.

"If that's the case, would you like to come with me?" Ash asked the fire pig.

{R-really, you'd want me?} Tepig asked sadly, yet there was a small amount of hope in his voice.

"Yeah, of course I'd want you Tepig," Ash said as he smiled kindly to him. He pulled out a Pokéball, and before he could react, Tepig had already caught himself.

"Well, looks like things are wrapping up nicely," Don George said.

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After everything that happened, Ash and White returned to the Pokémon Center. Ash quickly took Tepig to Nurse Joy and explained his situation. Ash was told Tepig would be okay, but some extra nutritious food would be needed and Tepig would have to be kept under observation for the night.

It was now night time and Ash was preparing to sleep when he heard a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" Ash called out.

"White," came the reply.

"Come on in, the door's unlocked," Ash said.

"Okay," White said as she came into the room. "Um, Ash I was wondering if it would be-"she was interrupted by the sudden the river of blood that was coming out of her nose. The nose bleed was caused by looking at Ash, who only had pajama pants on, leaving his chest uncovered. His well-toned and tanned chest caused by years of traveling and strenuous physical activity on the road.

"White, are you okay?" Ash asked as he rushed to her side.

"Ye-yeah, I'm fine," White said as she pinched her nose to stop the now increased bleeding. "Anyways, I was wondering if it would be okay if I traveled with you."

"Sure, that'd be great, but why?" Ash asked.

"Well, I've started my journey only recently, and I don't know all the ropes yet. I'd also really like to travel with a friend." White answered, her nose still profusely bleeding.

"That'd be great, traveling alone can sure get boring, and it would nice to have some extra help," Ash said.

"Great, then that's settled, traveling buddy," White said.

What adventures now await our heroes? When will Team Rocket be arrested and shipped off to some waste land where they will eternally suffer? Will White's nose ever stop bleeding? What are Ash's two new secret Pokémon? Why am I asking you these questions? Find out next time Unova Done Right.

So, what'd you guys think? Like I said earlier, Sandy destroyed my chapter, and this was original longer. As it is, it was a bitch to rewrite this, and the part where I skipped over things and had Ash summarize them was one thing I did not want to rewrite. It took forever originally, and it would've been impossible now. So, leave any reviews and comments down below in the underpanty- and I've been watching too much pyrobooby too. Disregard that sentence, and leave any reviews you have. All constructive criticism is welcome, and fuck off flamers. You are totally useless, you just say stuff like "you suck," or "Stop writing you (insert the most least creative insult you've ever heard here)!" You leave nothing about how to improve, and if you don't like this, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING IT!?