So I been spending the last couple weeks debating my whole life and realized that I was either dropped on my head too many times or was born missing something. That Something I have no idea what it is, but I'm defiantly not normal. I came upon the word 'Father' in my dictionary and automatically an M-Preg was embedded into my mind. What the hell am I doing with my life?! *cries*

Doubt you need the definitions for these two words, and if you do need them I now fear for your mental and future health as a human being. Despite that being said- the definitions have been listed.

Mother- Female parent
Father- Male parent

Yay I educated you guys! You earn a brain cell :D Enjoy the story!

Kaoru: Why am I always the uke? Can't I top?
Hikaru & ME: *shares a look and burst into obnoxious laughter*
Honey: Whatcha all laughing about Summer-chan?
Kaoru: They're laughing at me!
Honey: It isn't nice to laugh at friends.
Hikaru: *too busy laughing*
Me: He wanted to be on top.
Honey: *giggles* Silly Kao-chan!
Kaoru: *sighs* Here is the next story…enjoy.

Dictionary Love HikaxKao
Mother and Father

[Hitachiin Twins Bathroom]
'Please, oh please, don't you dare be positive again' pale, shaking hands gripped the small item as the figure paced rapidly back and forth in the bathroom, not sure if he could calm the growing nerves. The eighteen year old male stopped to look in the mirror at the reflection. Kaoru was positively glowing; Hikaru said that lately he'd been looking more beautiful than he usually does. Whatever that is supposed to mean…

"Kaoru!" A bang on the bathroom door made the younger of the two jumped in his skin. "Dinner is almost ready, mother wants us to eat with her tonight, are you almost done?"

"Y-yeah, just give me a second!" Kaoru glanced at his watch, time was up. Taking in a deep breath, Kaoru lifted the pregnancy test up to his eye level. There was a positive sign "Fuck!" Kaoru threw it at the mirror which bounced off and ended up hitting him on the forehead. "Fiddlesticks! Stupid test!"

"Kaoru what's wrong, are you okay? Kaoru!" A few more knocks and a worried voice filled the air, Kaoru glared down at the item lying in the sink now.

"Five different brands and they were all positive! Screw you, you plus sign from hell!" Kaoru grabbed it and chucked it into the garbage bucket near him. "Five can be wrong, can they?" Kaoru mentally went down the list of pregnancy signs Haruhi had went through before finding out she was pregnant with Tamaki's: 'Back ache (check), morning sickness (check), feet hurting (check), mood swings from all different directions that bombard you like a bombing squad… (Check), the urge to eat odd foods (check), and the need to strangle someone (check).' Kaoru slammed his head against a wall near the tub "Oh god I'm pregnant!"

"Kaoru answer me! Kaoru!" Rolling the amber eyes, Kaoru walked over and unlocked it to reveal a worried looking Hikaru standing a foot from him. "What the hell are you shouting about? I was really worried and just about to break the door down!"

'Awe he was worried, that is slightly annoying and cute at the same time.' Kaoru smiled a little before he frowned 'Well how should I do this, the beat around the bush tactic or the heart attack tactic.' A pause "Hikaru I'm pregnant." Heart attack approach it was. Hikaru stood there, not saying a word 'Maybe he didn't hear me….' "Hikaru, I said I am pregnant."

"W-WHAT!?" It was as if Hikaru's whole being was on shutdown, his body tensed up, eyes popped opened, and mouth hung slightly. Of course Hikaru could easily tell when his younger sibling was lying about something so important; it wasn't difficult with their strong bond between them; Kaoru was a hundred percent serious. Hikaru's heart pounded into the chest and he could only form the next three words out of shock. "I-Is it mine!?"

"No sorry, I screwed Casanova while we weren't together. The two of us were doing the dirty in the back of the school during lunch breaks." Kaoru sarcastically stated and gave his twin 'the look'.

"How are you pregnant, I don't understand? You are male!" Hikaru obviously didn't understand the meaning behind 'the look'; one day Kaoru would have to explain it to him… it would make things so much easier for them both. Shaking his head, Kaoru went to reply to his lovely twin.

"How would I know? You are the one who did it to me!" Kaoru growled back "Perhaps you have egotistical sperm to match your personality? Maybe they wanted to up me one just to piss me off with the fact that I bottom EVERY DAMN TIME!" Hikaru grabbed his own head and rubbed circles into the temples.

"Oh god, what is mother going think?" Kaoru scowled at that, "oh shit we have to tell her."

"You're a genius, I would have never thought of that" Kaoru sarcastically drawled out, head rolling to the side and left-hand on his hip.

"What the hell is your problem?" Glancing up at his twin, Hikaru narrowed his eyes into a glare.

"I don't know, maybe this is my problem!?" Pointing at his stomach "I am constantly hungry, I have mood swings that could rival Tamaki, and my back hurts! I just found out that I am pregnant! What the fuck do you think is my problem!?" Hikaru stepped back and held hands out in front of him as if to shield himself from the onslaught of words thrown out in his direction.

"Okay, point taken." Pause and Hikaru stepped closer to put a hand on Kaoru's shoulder and another on the stomach. "You even have a baby bump already, how did I not catch this?" Kaoru smiled and jumped at his twin, thin arms locked around Hikaru's neck and the face nuzzled the shoulder. Hikaru took a deep breath, trying calm himself down, Kaoru didn't need him to panic at the moment, "It'll be okay, I promise" sweet whispering in the ear. It clicked like that…

'I'm going be a father?'

'I'm going be a mother?'

[Dinning room]
"Mother, mummy, mum, mom… We have something to say" Yuzuha raised a perfect eyebrow and stopped chewing her delicious stir-fry that she couldn't get enough of. "It… well… it's hard to say…" Pause from the eldest who looked at Kaoru "… So… I'm going just say it." Kaoru nodded, he was urging Hikaru to just spit it out and stop beating around the bush "Kaoru's pregnant and I'm the father."

Two things happened in order.

One: Yuzuha started to laugh. As she started to laugh, the food in her mouth went flying all over the brown oak table. The fork in her hand landed across the table near the twin's. Yuzuha's head fell back and an uncontrollable laughter filled the air. At one time the two wondered if their dear mother had finally gone senile. It wasn't until Yuzuha's maid came rushing in and began freaking out while trying to figure out if her mistress was having an attack of some sorts.

Two: Yuzuha suddenly stopped everything as if she was never having a breakdown in middle of dinner and shooed the panicking maid away. She sat up straight and dusted the specs of rice off her brand new and highly expensive shirt and necklaces. Yuzuha then coughed and started to speak. "I understand the act you do at the host club, but seriously, you aren't fooling anyone in this room."

"We are dead serious mother!" Kaoru whined and walked closer to the table avoiding touching nay of the food on it. Yuzuha gave her sons an appointed look of annoyance. "I took a pregnancy test."

"It was false then love bug, perhaps you need an education on the male autonomy?" Yuzuha wondered and took the clean fork from her maid and began eating. "I'm sure your doctor will be happy to help you with understanding how the male body works."

"I took five different tests!" Kaoru snapped. "Each of them turned out positive!"

"Faulty devices, someone should sue the manufacturing companies that produced each of those." Yuzuha brushed off. "Perhaps I will, they are causing problems."

"I have back aches"

"Everyone gets pains. We should bring you to a professional message therapist" Yuzuha took a sip of water at this point, ignoring the glances the two gave each other.

"I have a baby bump already, see!" Kaoru lifted the shirt; indeed a small bump was present. Yuzuha lowered her glass and fork, lacing her fingers together and resting the chin on-top of them. Obviously they weren't going to get to eating dinner anytime soon or stop this non-sense.

"You're eating too much" she shrugged and Hikaru couldn't help but laugh lightly. A glare from his twin made the eldest shut up. "It happens to everyone, just lower what you eat and work out."

"I have mood swings out the ass!" Kaoru slammed hands on the table.

"You are not pregnant!" Yuzuha shouted back, she leaned on her chair and pressed fingers to her scalp. "No way in hell is it possible…" Yuzuha muttered more to herself; she glanced over at the two. Looking from Hikaru to Kaoru, back to her food and she finally let a sigh out. "Oh god you really are pregnant…"

"That's what we been trying to tell you!" Hikaru and Kaoru shouted. Yuzuha's mind reeled as all the information came rushing at her. The only thing she could catch was the fact Hikaru, her eldest, had gotten Kaoru, her youngest, pregnant.

"HIKARU HITACHIIN YOU IMPREGNATED YOUR OWN BROTHER!?" Yuzuha shouted and the mansion was silent for a whole minute. No maids were cleaning, no gardeners working outside the windows, and even the kitchen staff froze in place to hear the echo filter through the halls and rooms of the Hitachiin mansion. "YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT- how far along love?"

"Not sure…" Kaoru unsure answered, sparing Hikaru a confused glance.

"You are grounded until the baby is born; go up to your room!" Hikaru looked shocked at that and ended up gapping like a fish out of water. It was a funny sight and under normal circumstances Kaoru would be laughing by now, however, this wasn't a normal circumstance.

"Mother he can't be grounded! He needs take care of me and if he's cooped up in the mansion I will be stuck here too and then all he'll want is sex twenty four seven! I'll eventually be driven mad by Hikaru's 'needs'!" Kaoru's lips trembled and hands clasped together "I can't let my baby have a crazy mother, mommy!"

"Don't worry, like mother like daughter" Hikaru muttered, getting a glare from both. Hikaru held his hands up for the second time in the last hour "I was kidding, gees just trying to reduce the tension."

"Try to reduce the tension when my foot gets lodged up your ass" Yuzuha snapped, irked about the comment. "Now, we are going to the 'Mother and Child Care Center' and getting some test's done on you love, to make sure." She quickly added in a low, dangerous tone "if this is some sort of sick twisted joke." The mother stood up and glared from one to the other "I will shove my foot so far up your asses, that each of you will be coughing up pieces of my high heels for the next nine months. Is that clear?"

"Of course mother dearest…" The two were mortified.

"Oh and Hikaru, if I find out you are using Kaoru during this pregnancy for your own releases and your own needs and not thinking about him and his needs, I will rip your tongue out and hang you from the chandelier with it."

"Y-Yes mother…"

Alright no heavy yaoi scenes and only hints of sex between the two (gestures to Kaoru in the story) think pregnant part hinted at it just a little…. Anyways, I did this story like this because the last couple has been detailed yaoi scenes and yes they are indeed yummy to read, BUT, I also like the cute little pieces like this. I read through this story once, and at this point could really care less about the errors I made.

Thnx bunches to the followers and those that favorite Dictionary Love. Comments of any sorts are always appreciated and loved!