A\N: Hey guys! This is actually my first story on this fandom page. Actually, I had another one before this one, but deleted it…

Anyway, I originally got this from the PenguinsHQ. The books included are Percy Jackson plus Heroes of Olympus.

Enjoy! xD

You Know You´re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When You…:

When you think your best friend is a satyr and your math teacher is a fury.

When you spent your free time in shops, looking for extraordinary pens.

When you mark every guy in a wheelchair as a disguised centaur.

When you only vacation near farms with strawberry fields.

When you yell "ARES!" before charging into gym class.

When you stare real hard at a something\one, trying to see through the mist.

When you start dunking kids´ heads in the toilets.

When you barbeque half of your food at every meal as an offering.

When you start talking to trees and lakes.

When you see old hippie ladies and run the other way.

When you try out baseball caps and look in the mirror to see if you´re still visible.

When you throw coins at rainbows.

When you know more about greek\roman mythology than a teacher.

When you bring fire extinguishers with you to dodge ball.

When you turn off your phone and vow to never use it again.

When you feel sorry for every guinea pig you see.

When you ask Athena to help you with your next test.

When you whisper, "Hephaestus!" before Arts\Crafts class.

When you play with red balls with Rottweiler.

When you win every single "Capture the Flag" game.

When you protect every single pine tree and slap does who offend it or break off a branch.

When you say "My girlfriend´s a tree" or "My boyfriend´s a goat."

When you drive staff in the Empire State Building nuts cuz you always ask if you can visit the 600th floor.

A\N: That´s it for now. xD