Hey guys! Don't look at me like that! I know I should be updating my KHR GokuHaru fic but I'm REALLY (do you feel the weight of the really. That's right I used both bold and italics. And let's not forget caps lock) LOOOOOOOOOOVING SasuHina and after two to three years of reading it I think I'm ready to write a fic.

Besides, Didi… I know you are reading this… Why? Because even if you don't find this fic I'll force you to read it! Take it as a side birthday present (Oct 23). :D

Title: Rated S.

Inspired by my guilty pleasure; 'Rated A for Awesome' (well just the title). People say I'm too old (I turn 16 on Oct 24 2012, two days to go! Its 22 as I'm typing this) but who cares. My little brother was playing Super Mario bros on his 3DS and singing 'Rated M! Rated M for Mario!'. So I felt inspired to write this fic.

Summary: Rated S for Sasuke. That was his rule to live by and all his standards were rated S. Rated S for 'Sexy', S for 'Stuck up', S for 'Superior' and S for 'So not Naruto'. But when he notices that a certain Hyuuga is rated S in ways that Sasuke has absolutely no objections to; Rated S for 'Subtle', S for 'Shy', S for 'Secretly Sexy' and S for 'Soooo not Sakura', he decides to add one more to her list: Rated S for 'Sasuke's'.

Anyway… HIIIII OliviaOtakusama! I hope you read this!

Chapter One

Rated S for Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke woke up that morning feeling so… S. Everything good in his life was rated S. His 'Sleep' (nobody likes a grumpy sleep deprived Uchiha) was one of them and he had gotten enough to at least stand the minor annoyances in his life. He got up from his bed and headed to the shower.

As he stepped out and began to dry himself off, he hears his brother calling him from downstairs, "Sasuke breakfast is ready! It's mom's blueberry and dark chocolate pancakes!". Sasuke doubled his speed. He adored those and they were so delicious that even the plate might take his share if he wasn't fast enough.

As he raced down the stairs he thought 'S' for Stupid Itachi. He better not touch my share-' but as Sasuke skidded to a halt and met Itachi's fork grabbing one of his pancakes and stuffing it down as if there wasn't a certain brooding Uchiha watching him with killer intent. "You know better than to be later than me when we eat this", he smirked.

Then again the letter S never seemed to be more useful to Sasuke.

"So dead"

...

Sasuke got on his black power bike and revved up the engine as he put on his helmet then set out for school. As he reached the school parking lot. His S-o-meter went from 'Super morning' to 'Suckish day to come'. There were so many S's he didn't want to deal with like the 'Ssss' of the creepy 'Snake-like' teacher Orochimaru that seemed to be obsessed with him and 'Sakura'-he shuddered- he didn't want to even think about it. He parked his bike and was on his way to the door when his blonde haired best friend ambushed him from the left.

Don't get him wrong, no matter how damn awfully annoying Naruto was, he was still Sasuke's best friend. Sure he was loud, obnoxious, dense, dumb (although he's improved his grades to B's and C's) shall he go on? But he appreciated how Naruto always made him his top priority, but he'd never say that outs loud.

"Oi Teme! Did you know lol's not only laugh out loud but also lots of love?"

Naruto is proof that the blonde haired blue eyed rule doesn't apply to females alone. Sasuke inwardly rolled his eyes and continued walking as Naruto clung to him loosely with his left hand around Sasuke's shoulder.

"So Teme! I see you took my advice and looked really nice today" he gave Sasuke a toothy grin which was met with a bored stoic gaze with the only difference being a fine arched eyebrow.

"Why would you say that and what's so special?" Okay, he knew he shouldn't ask what was so special because that's just another Uchiha 'S' for 'Smoking hot in anything'. He was wearing a fitting long sleeved shirt with a slight V-neck, black skinny jeans adorned with a studded belt with a skull buckle, plain black converses with white laces and souls all topped with a black hoody with a white graphic design at the back that looked like eagle wings.

"I'm going to introduce you to an old friend of mine who just transferred here! She's just so cute and hot!"

"Knowing what a perv you are, she's probably looks like a bimbo or a sl-"

"Teme don't finish that sentence!" Naruto threatened. Then he smiled with stars in his eyes, "She's so kind and nice. And she's bashfully shy", 'Did Naruto just use the word bashful?' "She doesn't even think she's pretty and always put others before herself. I always tried to show her how pretty she was but she always thought I was just trying to make her feel better and nothing more" he sighed "She's Neji Hyuuga's cousin!"

Sasuke smirked. He pities the poor fool who tries to make moves on her now. Neji Hyuuga was in his senior year and managed to intimidate just about anybody with the exception of his two best friends Lee and Tenten. Some dudes even made a rumour that if you make eye contact he can see all your deepest darkest secrets, if you bump into him you'd end up in the hospital and if you annoyed him you'd be ten feet below ground level before you knew it. He was captain of all the martial art teams and also in all the sports. The S rating Sasuke respected him for was 'Scary'. That's right respect. Uchiha's do not fear. Besides he had no reason to, they were on good terms and reasonable acquaintances but not close enough to be called friends.

On the other hand, Naruto was his good friend. He didn't know why but they flowed well together even making Neji crack a smile once in a while (and a while must be a lifetime because he had only seen it once). No wonder Naruto could get all close and cool with the Hyuuga cousin.

"So you like her?" Sasuke said not very interested in another pretty face that might just try to jump him like all the other girls he knew.

"We dated up until last summer for about two years. We broke up mutually but we're still super cool as friends though!" Naruto exclaimed as they got passed the double doors of school. By now he had gotten himself off of Sasuke and had about a foot of space between them. In their freshman year they had to fight off and defend themselves from a huge group of SasuNaru fangirls! They even went as far as making shirts all because of the dreaded accident in their first year of middle school. It was the worst time in both their lives.

They didn't need to go through that again.

As they continued they saw the remaining of their little foursome of best friends; Sai and Sakura. Yes, Sakura was his best friend. A really good one at that. The only thing he hated about her was how she still had a crush on him (even though it had faded to a degree which Sasuke was thankful for).

Sai was probably the richest guy in Japan. Why? Ever since he transferred to Konoha Middle in the final year he thought they were all so funny and interesting he decided to make a manga out of them starring Naruto. He also called it 'Naruto' and guess what? It sold. As in SOLD! (note the caps, italic and bold font). It's rated the best manga in the world as of now but his pen name is Masashi Kishimoto. Only we know it's really him. We keep on telling him to split the money with us but he says 'in our dreams' and knowing Sai, he meant it. But he takes us out a lot and sponsors a quarter of what Sakura and Ino use to shop. As for Tenten he sponsors 80%.

Realization hit Sasuke like algebra hit Naruto.

"So the Hyuuga girl in our manga", he noticed Sai's smile falter at the word 'our'. Possessive bastard. "Is the one transferring here. She's real?" Sasuke said with his hands in his pockets and an exasperated sigh.

"Everyone in my manga is real Sasuke-san" Sai said with his fake-ass smile.

"Oh don't worry I'm sure with all the boys Neji Beats to pulp you'll definitely know she's real" Sakura grinned.

Naruto laughed and Sai just continued to smile as they started their way to homeroom. Sasuke expected Sakura to walk beside him and try to give that coy smile of hers. But no Sakura on his left, just Naruto on his right. He could hear her making idle chatter with Sai. Okay, the morning just got better and if Sakura really doesn't have a crush on him anymore their little foursome might be his little comfort zone again.

As they settled down for homeroom he went to his seat at the very back of the class next to the window; the perfect place for a brooding Uchiha to ignore and say 'Fuck off!' to the world.

On his right was Naruto and in front of Sasuke was Shino, the freaky boy that even he wouldn't mess with. The guy trained poison tarantulas to avenge him when people pissed him off. It's a good thing both of them weren't very conversational people. He would stay alive just fine. The seat beside Shino and in front of Naruto was free and beside that was Sakura who was beside Sai.

He was just thinking up a way to not pay attention but look like he's doing it when all of a sudden Neji gracefully entered his classroom. As scary as the dude was he carried himself like a complete gentleman, his feet noiselessly touching the floor and his long hair swishing behind him. The guys cowered in fear while the girls squealed with delight. He approached where Naruto and Sasuke sat and placed his hands on the empty seat in front of Naruto like a Prince proclaiming a country on a map in a war discussion.

"Hinata will sit here" The slight inclination of Shino's hooded head at the name 'Hinata' did not go unnoticed by his Uchiha neighbour, "Naruto, I trust you to help her and cater to her needs." He then turned to Shino, "I know you are her best friend and definitely more than capable of protecting her from scum" he spat the word out with disgust and quickly regained his composure. "I will inform Inuzuka in the other class. This is the perfect seat for her; beside you and in front of Naruto. Do not disappoint me." And then he turned to leave the class.

Sasuke being the ass that he is just had to say, "Never thought I'd ever see the Neji Hyuuga acting like a mother hen" he smirked.

"Be civil Uchiha-" then he glared "-or be dead" and then he left the class, boys already glad that Neji's cousin wasn't sitting next to them and girls discussing how to get on her good side to have a chance with Neji.

Sasuke propped up his right hand on his elbow and rested his chin on his palm with a bored gaze directed at the window. 'Naruto said she was shy, right? I feel sorry for her, she isn't even here yet and she's already topic of the school'

Some girls were discussing how hot she must be being related to Neji. Then a boy shouted "Don't have high expectations! Sometimes the apple falls far from the tree!" then he high-fived the guy next to him as he sat down.

Then Shikamaru Nara, the smartest but laziest boy in the grade lazily murmured but loud enough for the class to hear, "I dare you to say that when Neji comes back." And then the boy blushed in embarrassment and fear as the whole class erupted in snickers and laughter.

Sasuke hid his smirk behind his palm. 'This junior year is going to be something to remember'.

…

Hinata was breathing heavily. 'In and out' she kept on telling herself. Now she could see Konoha High approaching through the car window and she tried to calm down. She was no longer the unattractive antisocial geek who wore baggy clothes that hid her figure. Now she was mildly confident 'lookable' Hinata. Who knows, maybe even cute?

She had on a pair of black skinny jeans and a purple figure hugging top but under the cover of a less baggy hoody that was left open. Half of her hair was tied up in a bun with the rest falling to her waist. She was nervously knocking her ankles in her purple converses.

'Curse Neji!' she thought. 'Why did he go to school ahead of me and leave me alone to this awkwardness!'. It was time to calm down as she looked through the window she saw Neji with her old friend Tenten. Tenten gave her a megawatt smile and a thumbs up while Neji gave her a reassuring smile as she got out of the car.

"Oh look at you! All hot and out of your shell" Tenten said and made Hinata blush crimson and trip over her toes into Neji's arms.

"It's way too early to make her faint Tenten" he said while helping her stand.

"Hey, don't criticise me for telling the truth! You look great Hinata. No jokes"

Hinata gave a nervous smile.

…

Sasuke was in the middle of thinking how all Uchihas were rated S. He was Stuck up. Itachi was Sincere (to all except him, well most times). Their dad Fugaku was Serious. Their mom Mikoto was Serial killer potential when disobeyed. And let's not forget grandpa Madara; Serial killer already doing his time in jail.

Then all of a sudden the whole class went from noisy to hushed whispers.

"My name is Hinata Hyuuga. Nice to meet you".

Inner Sasuke jaw dropped. Never had he seen a girl so attractive be so shy. Boys began to whistle and coo until glares from Shino, Neji (who was right beside her) and Naruto shit them up effective immediately. As she made her way to her seat and Neji gave her a smile (it creeped him out to see Neji smile) she gave Sasuke a really nice sincere smile and then gave Shino a really big hug which he returned (the whole class was in awe) and said hi to Sakura and began to catch up with Naruto and Shino.

That smile. The way she wasn't slutty like Karin and sincere made him curious. He gave her one of his S ratings.

Sasuke's interest.

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