Matsuda was walking around the Kira Taskforce Headquarters. He had not seen Light nor Ryuuzaki all morning, and could not find them.

Just then, he heard a noise coming from Ryuuzaki's bedroom. Curious, the naive police rookie crept forward to eavesdrop.

"Ryuuzaki! Watch it!" He heard Light yell. There was a few muffled shuffles around the room, and finally a thump.

"Raito-kun needs to be ready next time," L replied sulkily, "Here we go!"

"OW!" Light shouted, "Watch where you point that thing!"

"I will be gentler next time for Raito-kun."

More shuffles, a few thumps. Matsuda inched closer curiously, but did not dare to open the door.

"There we go! Congradulation, Ryuuzaki, you finally learned how to do it properly."

"I'm not as good at this as Raito-kun."

"Well of course! You're always inside all the time, you never experienced the joys of life! We'll have some fun tonight, Ryuuzaki!"

"Wha-?!" Matsuda heard a choking noise from beside him. Turning around, he spied a very pale Soichiro Yagami standing behind him, also listening to the conversation.

Matsuda gestured for him to be quiet. There was another thump, and a sigh from Light.

"Ahhh..."

Soichiro turned a green color.

"Raito-kun? I need to insert this now."

"Alright, do your worst Ryuuzaki."

Several more moments passed, then...

"It's stuck! It's stuck!"

"Hold on Raito-kun!"

"J-just press it harder, Ryuuzaki."

"Alright."

Grunts, accompanied by more thumps. By now, Matsuda had gotten the gist of what was going on, and sped off while spluttering about going to find the others.

Soichiro stood, alone by the door, continuing to listen to a very awkward conversation.

"Was it too big, Raito-kun?"

"Yeah, we'll have to try again. But first-"

THUMP

"RAITO-KUN!"

THUMP

"RYUUZAKI!"

Soichiro couldn't bear it open anymore, he burst through the door and roared, "Ryuuzaki! Get your hands off my son!"

He had to blink at the scene in front of him, for it was not the one he was expecting.

Light and L were on the floor, upside-down and their clothes were on. There was a bowl of popcorn on the nearby desk, and a brand new television in front of the bed.

"D-dad?" Light asked.

"What are you doing?" Soichiro frowned.

"I have never watched a movie before, so Raito-kun kindly brought a new one into my room," L replied, "We positioned it, but the DVD got stuck because it was too bit. We tried pushing it, but then Raito-kun fell off the bed, dragging me with him." he gestured towards the handcuffs that linked the two together.

Matsuda had came by by now, but still oblivious too the fact that L and Light were not having sex in the bedroom.

"Ryuuzaki! Light-kun!" he cried, "I'm so glad for you! Can I come to the wedding?"

L fell off the bed again, this time dragging Light with him, who gained a twitch in his eye.

"What are you talking about, Matsuda?"

"Don't worry Light-kun! We won't tell Misa that you two were a couple!"

"WHAT!" This shriek came from neither Light's nor L's mouth. Instead, it came from the open door behind them.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN RYUUZAKI STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!" Misa screeched again.

Light glared at L, "Forget I said anything, Ryuuzaki. If this happens every time we want to watch a movie, then I'm out of here, handcuff or not,"