~I wonder how many random god names I can run through before I finish this story…~

~~I wish I owned Kim possible, but alas, I do not, so please do not sue me as I do not own any of these characters or Disney in any way~~

"I swear it's the best feeling in the world to get back to this place, home is the best place to be right now" Shego said, exasperated from a long day and night at work.

'The only thing worse than a 12 hour shift is a 12 hour shift dealing with a bunch of assholes, godforsaken pigs' Shego but her key in the apartment, failing to notice the shift of the blinds near the front door, or the sound of lithe feet moving across the apartment. Once Shego walked in to the cold room and threw her jacket on the coat hanger across the door, she closed the door behind her and dropped her bag. Unlacing her boots and slipping her feet out, she sighed and felt 2 smaller hands behind her help unbuckle her belt. The same hands unzipped her skirt.

"Thank you Kimmie" said Shego

"You're welcome" replied Kim.

Shego went to take a step, then nearly jumped out of her skin from being snuck up on like that. She jumped in the air and turned around, only to see Kim no longer standing behind her.

"Sweet Vishnu Kim, what….."

Before she could say anything further, she felt the same hands from before yank her skirt down to her ankles, forgetting that they were loose.

"K…Kim….what uhh… not that I mind but…" Shego stuttered, more surprised than anything that her girlfriend had been able to sneak up on her and strip her.

As Shego went to bend over to put her skirt aside, she felt a breeze blow her long hair over her head, then felt her blouse top fly over her head and instead of coming all the way off, she felt handcuffs catch around her wrists and a foot step on the chain, holding her head down

"BWAHH!" Shego yelled, wonder how she had been caught so off guard. Kim had really jumped at the step up in their relationship , and enjoyed playing with her alter ego, the emerald tiger. Shego had learned how flexible and energetic Kim was in bed (not that anyone else knew that) and how far she was willing to go to please Shego. There were still burnt claw marks on some of the kitchen cupboards from their first experience, and how they had managed to break the granite countertop without injuring themselves was a complete mystery to them. Shego blushed at the thought, and blushed at the position she was in when she felt Kim gently running her hand up and down her exposed back.

Shego then realized that she had been wearing a bra….

"How the hell…..?"

"Well you were busy thinking, so I helped myself love" Kim answered

"How did youuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhh" Shego's breathe caught in her throat at the feeling of a small and wet tongue running down her spine.

Shego's knees became weak, and she felt herself lower to her hands and knees without being able to stop it. Kim followed her down and Shego felt her blouse being cut up the sleeves. Her shirt was taken off and she found herself in nothing but her panties, flushed and breathing a little raised her head to look at Kim and….

HALLELUJAH AND KINGDOM CUM LAUDE….

Kim was wearing a pair of antlers on her head, hair cascading down to her bust, painted like an antelope, with brown paint covering her body, and small white spots all over. She was OH GOD wearing nothing underneath except for a pair of furry boots and gloves, when Shego focused more on the spot that Kim had generously put right in front of her face, she noticed a small furry tail poking from the back, but considering she wasn't wearing a belt to attach it too from behind, that means it was stuck in her…

Shego blushed furiously as Kim giggled, then leaned in closer to her ear to whisper something very important.

"Figure out where the tail is?"

Shego could only gulp and nod vigorously.

"You know, I covered myself in all this chocolate, and even bought this special white chocolate and everything. Then I went and bought a bunch of whipped cream and strawberries for us to play with and what do you do love? You show up late and make your catch waittttttt" Kim nipped at Shego's ear, and ran her tongue around the edge, savoring how Shego shuddered.

Shego couldn't respond because she was busy imagining all the things she would be doing to make up her tardiness for her princess, and when she clicked back into reality, she realized the clicking sound she heard was the sound of a tail and belt being attached and secured to her waist. When did she take my panties off?

"K…Kim… holy hell Kim lets…." Shego stopped when she felt the furry finger press against her lips.

"No"

Shego was confused to say the least. She let out a small 'but' but the finger just stayed pressed to her lips.

"Kim please lets…"

"No"

"Kimmmmm"

"No"

Shego let out a pained whimper at being denied, wondering if she would have to grovel to get Kim to let her play.

"K…EEEYYYAAAHHHHH"

Shego yelped as she felt a finger enter her other lips, and she felt a gloved hand grab her chin and make her look toward Kim's smiling face. Kim bit her lip and sang lightly in her angelic voice…

"TIGER TIGER COME OUT TO PLAY

OR ELSE WE'LL PLAY ANOTHER DAY,

TIGER TIGER COME OUT TO RUN,

CATCH ME SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN,

TIGER TIGER COME HERE AND EAT,

SO YOUR LOVER HERE CAN GIVE YOU A TREAT,

TIGER TIGER COME OUT TO HUNT,

AND STICK THAT TOUNGE OF YOURS RIGHT IN MY *Click*"

Shego's eyes shined bright green as she smirked, noting that Kim had used police handcuffs. It had only taken her so long to unlatch them, and as she watch Kim get on all fours smirking the same way she was, Kim began to crawl toward their bedroom, shaking her rear toward Shego in a way that she the emerald tiger loved. Shego began to crawl toward Kim, their slow progress to their room mutually fun and…alluring.

Shego could clearly see Kim was ready, and when she finally crawled into the bedroom, she noted that the room was covered in various chocolate coated fruits, and fake trees had been placed around their bed, so the room looked like a miniature jungle. She also saw how Kim had placed stuffed tigers and lions where their pillows used to be, and a small side table on one side did indeed have whipped cream and small fruits, along with a chocolate fondue fountain. On the other side were….. A LOT… . of new toys Kim must have picked up on this day. Shego licked her lips and crawled up on the bed where Kim awaited.

"Tired day at work love?"

"Mmmmm"

"Well it's time to relax, and eat your catch… aaaAAAAAAHHHH"

"MMMMmmmmmmmm"

"Ahhhhh… mmmmm….Hope you... EEP…. Hope you enjoy it, my emerald tiger"

Shego growled, and playfully bit her princess, loving her more and more, day after day.