I don't own Homestuck! Also this is my first attempt at pairing my patron Dancestor with someone.

Cronus sighed as he leaned against the tree. He took out his lighter and lit his cigarette, taking a puff and blowing the smoke out.

"You shouldn't be doing that."

Cronus looks up and raises an eyebrow. "Why shouldn't I?''

Kankri crossed his arms over his chest. "Because you'll get lung cancer and die again. Those things are bad for you, you know. I mean your breath always smells like nicotine and your teeth are gonna be more yellow than Mituna's helmet. I'm surprised Damara hasn't offered you one of her blunts, and speaking of those things I can't believe how many she smokes I mean-''

He was cut off bye Cronus, standing up and placing a soft kiss on his lips. He pulled back smirking. "Kankri, you talk to much." Kanrki looked down slightly, a little embarrassed. "But, that's why I love you."

Kankri looked into Cronus' eyes, and stood on his toes for another kiss.

"Your breath smells like Cigarettes."

God this is short, shorter than my normal one-shots. Oh well, review if you enjoy this and tell me if I should make more! Adios~

Naru-Chan~