Indie look at Scene "homg you look sooo beeYOOtiful tonight, scene!"

Scene was so happy she felt really tingly like with tingles.

"Let's go outside," said Indie and he took Scene's hand and they went outside. There was a big rainbow table cloth on a table.

"Do you want nomnoms?" asked Indie with a real smile that was not ironic.

I said yes because who doesn't want nomnoms?

Indie gave scene a bag of PIRATE'S BOOTY!

"PIRATES BOOTY?" SHOUTED SCENE IN ALL CAPS. "HOW DID YOU KNOW PIRATE'S BOOTY IS MA FAVORITE NOMNOMS?"

Scene and Indie ate pirate's booty and rejoiced in the sheer pleasure of delicious nomnoms.

After they had nomnoms they enjoyed a romantic evening on the INTERNET. They became friends on Facebook and and indie made a google plus and a tumblr just so he could friend scene and follow scene and reblog all her posts with the cuuuutest reaction gifs from my little pony.

And indie said he liked unicorns. and scene was like "YOU LIKE UNICORNS NO WAY I LOVE UNICORNS."

So they BOTH loved unicorns FOREVER.

So they bought a unicorn. They named him squibbles so he was squibbles THE UNICORN. And squibbles the unicorn had the power of FLIGHT and WORLD PEACE.

So scene and indie flew on squibbles the unicorn of world peace into the catastrophic oblivion of all space and time. THEIR LOVE CURED ALL DISEASE AND CONQUERED ALL FOREVER. (but they didn't go to second base because that is gross)

Indie looked scene deep in the eyes. "you are SO NOT EMO!"

All was right in the universe and the pirate's booty was delicious.

THE END.