I'm not dead, folks! But I really have taken too long to update this.

I've been so busy actually playing games and playing family diplomat/peacekeeper that writing smut hasn't been a major priority. So I'm sorry that this has taken so long. I hope it'll be worth it and will give you a laugh. (I did write this a bit quickly, though, so tell me if I need to extend it.)

This one has breast expansion and lactation fun, and is more of the funny variety.

Enjoy!

#33: Marai Milk – Morgana, Nami, Fizz

Nami groaned as her eyes fluttered open, the Marai trying to remember what she had been doing. The last thing she could recall was having one of Morgana's pastries, and then… her laughter…

Her eyes shot open as she remembered what had happened. Morgana must have drugged her, she thought. But why?

Her train of thought was jolted as she felt something squeezing her chest. Suppressing a cry of pain, Nami looked down at herself. Her eyes went completely wide at what she saw.

Nami was strapped to a table in a musty room, completely bound so she couldn't escape. Her breasts had been pulled out of her scaled dress, but Nami was shocked to find her normally large boobs were now each colossal in size, each one bigger than her head! Around each jiggling globe was a set of straps that kept a pair of suction cups firmly attached to her now-swollen nipples. And these cups were sucking hard on her tits.

"W-W-What the?! What is this?!" Nami shrieked in dismay.

Nami immediately tried to free herself from her bonds but found that she hadn't just been physically tied up; she was chained to the spot by dark magic. It didn't take Nami long to realize who had done this to her.

As if on cue, the source of Nami's woes entered the room, dressed in an apron that struggled to contain another huge pair of breasts.

"Finally woke up, have we?" Morgana said snidely.

"M-Morgana, what is this?!" said Nami, the Marai trying not to look weak despite her humiliating position.

"This is just my way of collecting on your tab, Nami."

"But I paid you already! The seashells–"

"Those things were worthless!" Morgana said as she slapped Nami across the cheek. "You've been taking my goods for a while now without paying me a REAL coin! Well, now I plan to see you pay in full!"

Nami shivered as Morgana said this, not used to seeing the Fallen Angel's angry side. "M-Morgana, I s-swear, I'll make it up to you. I–"

"I know you will, Marai," Morgana interrupted. "That's why I have you here. I'm going to have you help provide me with ingredients for my baking. Specifically…"

Morgana chuckled as she slid behind Nami and dug her fingers into the Marai's gigantic knockers. Nami yelped as Morgana squeezed her breasts roughly, rubbing them without a care for Nami's comfort.

"H-Hey! Stop it! Morgana! Stop that! EEK!"

"Shut your mouth!"

Morgana's hands crackled with magic as she gave Nami another squeeze, sending a huge jolt of pain through the Marai's chest and causing her to scream.

"I only care about one thing coming out of you right now, and it's nothing that's from that loud mouth of yours!"

"S-S-Stop it! P-Please, let me go-AAAAAHHHHH!"

Another surge of energy went into Nami's tits, this one proving too much for her. Nami's cry turned into a moan as she was forced to climax, but her eyes watered as she saw her oversized breasts begin to release a spray of watery milk into the suction cups attached to them. With each squeeze Morgana made, Nami's breasts released more milk, which channeled through a set of tubing into a gourd underneath the table. Each release of milk sent a blast of pleasure surging through Nami, who struggled not to have another orgasm so soon after her previous one.

Nami was left mortified over what was happening to her. She had always been sensitive over her large breasts and now they were so big she wouldn't be able to show her face in public! Worst of all, she was being milked like a cow, and she couldn't help but be turned on by it! She knew it had to be a result of Morgana's magic, but that didn't make it any less humiliating.

After what felt like an hour, Morgana finally stopped groping Nami's chest. She reached down to pick up the gourd, which was now filled with the Marai's breast milk. Nami, meanwhile, was gasping for breath after being forced to orgasm three times.

"Now to see how well your milk works in my recipes," Morgana said in a sinister tone. "You'd best hope it works, or I may decide to have a special on Marai Sushi instead!"

"M-Morgana, please… j-just let me go already…"

"Ha! Not a chance. Perhaps this will teach you a lesson about paying your debts sooner!"

With the gourd in her arms, Morgana slammed the door behind her as she left Nami strapped to the table, crying as her breasts continued to drip small amounts of milk.

…

Fizz whistled a tune as he made his way to Morgana's bakery with a small bag tied to his trident. The little troublemaker kept his eyes open for Nami, whom he'd been looking for over the past two hours. She had missed meeting him at a local fountain, and he was a little worried for her safety, given the kind of place they were in. Even if she was a Champion, this part of Noxus wasn't a safe place even at the best of times. Of course, he had already beaten up two crooks who had tried to mug him already, so other scoundrels in the area were giving him plenty of space.

The doorbell rung as Fizz pushed his way into Morgana's shop and the smells of baked goods filled his nostrils. He had always liked Morgana's chocolate treats, but he wasn't really in the mood for any now.

The prankster jumped up onto the countertop to ring a small bell, trying to get Morgana's attention. He could hear her working in the back, but she hadn't responded to his entry.

"Hellooo?" said Fizz. "Morg, you there?"

"Just a second, dammit!" Morgana shouted.

Fizz then saw a cloud of black smoke coming from the back rooms. This wasn't too out of the ordinary; Morgana occasionally burned stuff while working. But one whiff of the smoke prompted a loud 'PEE-YEW!' out of Fizz.

"H-Hey Morg, what went and died back there?!"

Morgana did not respond to this directly, and all Fizz could hear was her gagging on the stench and letting out a string of profanities. She had clearly been experimenting again.

But then he heard a familiar voice, one that instantly got his attention.

"F-Fizz? Fizz, HELP! HELP ME!"

"Nami?! Hang on, I'm coming!"

Fizz immediately jumped toward the back of the shop and was instantly confronted by a furious Morgana. Seeing the witch's murderous intent, Fizz slid under her as she tried to hit him with a Dark Binding spell, which passed over him as he swung the shaft of his trident at the Fallen Angel's legs. Morgana yelped as she was tripped and crashed to the floor on her bountiful chest, while Fizz sped past her to the back of the shop.

As Fizz kicked in the door, his eyes met Nami's for an instant… and then Fizz broke into a fit of hysterical laughter.

"Whoahohohoa, what happened to you, Nami?" Fizz said as he held his sides.

"F-FIZZ, NOT NOW! Get me out of here!"

Remembering his situation, Fizz said, "O-Okay, okay, hang on, Nami. I got this!"

"I think not, you little brat!"

Fizz and Nami turned to look at Morgana as the Fallen Angel rose swiftly from the ground. Amusingly, the hem of Morgana's apron got caught on a loose floorboard and ripped, exposing her bra-clad melons to the other two Champions. Fizz noted they seemed bigger than usual, but for once he opted not to focus on his foe's tits. He had to keep Nami safe, after all.

As Morgana's eyes began to glow with power, Fizz raised a hand and said, "Hey, hey, hold on a second! Let's not be so hasty here, Morg!"

"Fizz, what are you doing?" Nami said worriedly.

Keeping his focus on Morgana, Fizz asked, "So… why the whole setup? Why've you got Nami all… you know?"

"Why should I tell you, brat?!" Morgana hissed.

"I think I get it: Nami still owes you that tab, right? I told her those seashells weren't gonna work. Listen, how's about I pay up for her? I got something in here that'll do the trick."

Fizz brought his traveling sack down to the floor and began rummaging through it, pulling out several objects that only a prankster could ever want. Sneezing powder, spark rocks, chewing gum, and several other useless items that only served to put Morgana in a worse mood.

"If all you're planning to offer is junk, you've got another thi–"

Morgana stopped as Fizz found what he was looking for and showed it to her. It was an amulet with a purple gemstone in a golden clasp, one that looked quite expensive. The Fallen Angel's mood immediately changed to one of delight.

"F-Fizz, where did you get that?!" exclaimed Nami.

"Ehh, pulled it off some dumbass who was trying to fillet me." Fizz turned back to Morgana and continued, "I was gonna pawn it later, but hey, if this'll pay Nami's debt–"

"Oh, you bet it will," Morgana said as she snatched the amulet from Fizz's grasp, taking a moment to inspect it. "Now this will pay nicely."

"All yours, then. So… what were you doing with Nami anyway?"

Nami's face turned beet red at this moment, remembering her humiliating predicament.

"I was going to have her provide me with milk for my baked goods," Morgana said as she scowled and looked back toward the kitchen, which still had some wisps of smoke coming out of it. "Unfortunately, it seems her milk turns foul when used in baking."

"Wait-wait-wait-wait, you were milking her like a cow?" Fizz said with a snicker.

"I-I got the idea from a-another place!" Morgana said hastily, but Fizz wasn't convinced.

Smirking, Fizz looked up at Morgana's own swollen bust and said, "Didn't like doing it yourself?"

"S-Shut up, you brat!" Morgana hissed.

"Hehehe, sorry, couldn't resist." Fizz continued to laugh as Morgana blushed hotly. He had heard a raunchy rumor that she had been using her own breast milk as a cooking ingredient but hadn't believed it since the rumor came from Lulu. But now that he knew, he couldn't stop himself from snickering.

Finally stopping his stifled laughs, Fizz asked, "So, is Nami free to go?"

"F-Fine. But I'm not letting her have a tab anymore, got it?!"

"Fine by me," said Nami. "I just want to go home."

Over the next few minutes, Fizz worked to get Nami out of her straps while Morgana removed the spell that bound Nami to the table. But as soon as Nami was freed from her bonds, the Marai made a yelp as she fell chest-first to the floor, weighed down by her gigantic tits.

"Ouch! Ohh, I can't go out like this!" Nami whined. "I'd be a laughing stock! M-Morgana, this isn't permanent, is it? Please say it isn't–"

"Will you stop already?" Morgana snapped. "It's only temporary. You'll be back to normal by sunrise."

"W-What?! That long?!"

"You can stay here until dark, but then I want you out of my shop, understand?"

"Oh, thank you, Morgana."

Morgana made a short 'hmph' as she went back into the kitchen to clean up her previous mess, leaving the two aquatic Champions alone. Nami sighed in relief as she leaned back against a wall, her arms underneath her huge boobs to support their weight.

Looking back at Fizz, Nami said, "Thanks a lot, Fizz. I thought she was going to make Sushi out of me."

"No problem, Nami. Although I do feel I'm owed for my trouble… hint hint?"

"W-Wha? F-Fizz, you perv! I'm not gonna… I'm…" Nami faltered as she looked Fizz in the eye. She sighed loudly and then said, "Oh, FINE. But just this once, okay?"

"Whoohoo! Geronimo!"

Fizz immediately leapt at Nami, who yelped as the prankster sunk himself into her bountiful cleavage.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH! FIIIIZZZZZZZZ!"

Back in the kitchen, Morgana couldn't help but snicker as she listened to Nami's cries.

That scamp Fizz. Gotta love him and hate him at the same time. (I hate facing him in mid lane as Lux. : )

While you're busy reviewing this one, how's about checking out my Elementalist Lux smutfic? That one could always use more reviews.

As for Bathhouse, I wish to announce something: I'm planning on closing it in favor of a new smutfic project, one I'm calling "Sexy Nexus Stories". This will feature both League of Legends and Heroes of the Storm together. Think of it like a Bathhouse 2.0, but with characters like Jaina Proudmoore (pre-Cataclysm, don't worry) and DVa. I'm not planning on starting it too soon, though, as I've got real life priorities.

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