Rules on how to interact with a Sourwolf.
-don't touch him
-don't mention fire
-he has no feelings
-wolves are never grateful for anything
-your window stiles!
-are two different types of glares
a.I'm going to rip out your throat with my teeth glare
b. you're still breathing glare
- Derek,doesn't appreciate being called sour wolf
- Werewolves can smell arousal, ask deacon about that…
-you really need to start locking your windows
-when he slams you against walls, its not hitting on you… its hitting you.
-THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
-Derek does have feelings
- refer to rule number one
-there are three different types of glares.
a.I'm going to rip your throat out with my teeth
b. Why are you still breathing
c. whyare you still wearing clothing…
-don't call him a puppy, even in bed
-especially in bed
-don…
Stiles… how long have you had this list?