Rules on how to interact with a Sourwolf.

-don't touch him

-don't mention fire

-he has no feelings

-wolves are never grateful for anything

-your window stiles!

-are two different types of glares

a.I'm going to rip out your throat with my teeth glare

b. you're still breathing glare

- Derek,doesn't appreciate being called sour wolf

- Werewolves can smell arousal, ask deacon about that…

-you really need to start locking your windows

-when he slams you against walls, its not hitting on you… its hitting you.

-THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

-Derek does have feelings

- refer to rule number one

-there are three different types of glares.

a.I'm going to rip your throat out with my teeth

b. Why are you still breathing

c. whyare you still wearing clothing…

-don't call him a puppy, even in bed

-especially in bed

-don…

Stiles… how long have you had this list?