The Kitsune with A Mouth

Naruto and all related characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Deadpool and all related characters belong to Marvel Comics

It was a quiet day in Konohagakure. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and...

"HEY! We get it! Get it's just another boring day in Konoha." A boy no older than 12 shouted to the heavens as he walked up to the Ninja Academy, earning him many odd looks from the other children.

"Hey, the fourth wall ain't gonna break itself." The boy said to no one in particular as he entered the building. He was four feet, ten inches tall, had spiky blond hair, and blue eyes. He also wore a simple red cloth headband, had large black ovals painted around his eyes, wore a red jacket left unzipped with a black Uzumaki swirl on the back, a black shirt, black fingerless gloves red pants, black sandals, and had two butterfly swords strapped to his back.

"What can I say? I've got style." The red clad boy said as he headed for his homeroom.

"Kiba Inuzka?" One Iruka Umino called as he read over a clipboard.

"Here." A boy with a hooded parka said.

"Naruto Uzumaki?" Silence filled the classroom as all eyes looked to the back of the class warily. All that was therr was an empty seat, so Iruka began to mark Naruto as absent. Suddenly a cloud of red smoke erupted in the empty seat. Once the oddly colored smoke cleared a red clad blond stood in the seat, striking a heroic looking pose.

"I...Have arrived." He said only to receive nervous stares from everyone in the class, minus one Uchiha and a certain Hyuga heiress.

"Alright everyone, these are the teams for this year. When I call your names, report to your jonin sensei." Iruka said as he began to read off the teams.

"I sure feel sorry for whoever gets stuck with Naruto." One pink haired girl thought as she discreetly glanced at the red clad boy who sat a few feet from her, idly toying with a kunai. (A/N: Skipping everyone else but Team 7).

"Team 7 will consist of Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki. Your sensei will be Kakashi Hatake." Iruka read off his clipboard.

"I just know we'll be best buddies! Right Sasuke-teme?" Naruto said as he seemingly teleported from his seat in a puff of red and over to his two teammates as he put them in headlocks, smiling madly as the two looked fit to pee their pants.

Everyone had left with their sensei's. Well every aside from Team 7, who's sensei was 3 hours late. Naruto sat on one side of the room, seemingly carrying on a conversation with himself, while Sasuke and Sakura sat on the far left of the classroom, each looking at the blond from the corner of their eyes to make sure he didn't suddenly decide to see if they were allergic to getting their necks slitted.

Naruto, as if sensing their unease, turned to them and smirked as he said,

"You know it's funny how life works ain't it? Both of you treat me like crap and now we get to go on missions all over the world where some of us might not make it back alive! Funny huh?"

The Uchiha, despite his better judgement, just scoffed and replied,

"Is that your idea of a threat loser?" The blond narrowed his painted eyes for a moment before saying,

"No, that's not my idea of a threat." Causing Sasuke to scoff once again. Suddenly the sound of something speeding through the air was heard and a kunai landed in Sasuke's left arm, embedding itself deeply.

"That is my idea of a threat." Naruto said casually. Just then the door opened revealing a silver haired man with his headband cocked to the left covering his eye, and a mask covering the bottom of his face, leaving his right eye the only visible part of his face. Before the man could say anything a flurry of kunai knives headed straight for him. He quickly closed the door in time to block the attack. The man slowly opened the door to see a red streak heading toward him. He was quickly tackled to the ground and put in a headlock.

"WHO ARE YOU?! WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" Naruto yelled into the man's ear as Sasuke and Sakura tried to pry him off the man. Once the manic blond was off him, the man stood up.

"Okay. My first impression of you is that, you're certifiable madman. Meet me on the roof." The jonin said as he looked the blond dead in the eye.

"Flattery will get ya nowhere!" Naruto said in a sing-song voice. They followed the man to the roof, as soon as Sasuke got the kunai out of his arm and had it bandaged. After telling them to introduce themselves, followed by a demonstration in which he only really told them his name, Kakashi pointed to Naruto to go first,

"Name's Naruto Uzumaki. My likes are ramen and old sitcoms. My dislikes include the time it takes for ramen to cook, squirrels, and when the voices in my head start arguing and leave me out of the conversation. My hobby is trying to invent a sword slingshot." The blond started, making Sasuke and Sakura move away a few inches from him.

"My dream is pretty simple. All I've ever wanted is to travel to far off exotic places, meet new and exciting people." Kakashi nodded, as it was the most normal thing the blond had said.

"And then kill them." Naruto finished, causing everyone to sweat drop. After Sakura, it was Sasuke's turn.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I dislike a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, it's and ambition. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone." Sakura was staring at Sasuke, thinking of ways to make him her husband. Naruto just started laughing out loud at the Uchiha.

"Oooh! We got a man of mystery! The real mystery is how you get your hair to look like a duck's ass!" The red clad genin cackled out, clutching his gut. Sasuke glared at the blond, but wisely kept his mouth shut. Sakura however was not as smart.

"How dare you laugh at Sasuke-kun like that?! He could beat you no problem!" The pink haired harpy yelled in Naruto's face, her crush overcoming her common sense. The next thing she knew a sword was at her neck, slightly digging into her flesh and causing just a small trickle of blood.

"I can have you wishing you were dead within five minutes if I wanted." Naruto said, lazily looking at her. At this point Kakashi stepped in and said,

"All right tomorrow will be your final test. It's a make it or break it, pass or fail test to determine if you are fit to become genin. Oh, and the chance for failure is 66%. Also you might not want to eat anything for breakfast, since you'll just throw it up anyway. Meet at training ground 10 at 6:00."

And with that Kakashi left in a puff of smoke.

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