Baka to Test: All Fair in Love and War

A/N: Forgive me for not continuing the fight between Izaya and Shizuo. I forgot to mention that they will get bigger and longer throughout the story. Anyways I will introduce characters like Celty, Shinra, Mikado, Masaomi, Kadota and his gang throughout the story and various members of the Dollars and a few characters that have bigger roles in the manga and Anime of DuRaRaRa!. Also Akihisa's intelligence level is on that of Izaya Orihara's intelligence level, without the evil intent that is. This Chapter will display that on a heavily. Aki's sensei is O.C. and Both Aki and his sensei are part of the Dollars along with Yuuko, Yuuji, Shouko, and Heidiyoshi, though the Yuuji and Heidiyoshi join later. This will be the last chapter Aki is in the hospital. Yuhei Hanajima and Celty the Headless Rider will appear in this chapter. Warning: Yuuko is O.O.C. in this chapter slightly. I'm still trying to keep Akihisa in character so he doesn't get totally unrecognizable from time to time. Aki's sensei does look and act like a female version of Accelerator from To Aru Majutsu no Index. Acela is going to be Aki's sensei's name.

Chapter 4: Aki's Sensei, Class A, and New Teachers.

Ikebukuro General Hospital: Aki's room Sunday –Yuuko's POV. 12:30PM

It had been a little while since Yuuji and Shouko left since they visited us again today. About an hour ago actually. Aki and I were eating the Sushi bentos that Simon brought us for our lunch. Rather, it was more like me trying to "feed" Aki since his right arm was broken and I felt like it. It was kind of difficult. I was sitting in his lap and had chop sticks in my right hand with a piece of sushi. Aki had clamped his mouth shut and kept on repeating in a muffle "I can feed myself." That's when we heard a voice from behind us.

"Aww is whittle Aki-Chan being difficult for his little girlfriend?" Came a sharp feminine voice in a sarcastic tone.

"Sensei… muph!" I took the chance to stuff the piece of sushi into Aki's mouth when he directed his attention to the Woman, more like women, and the actor Yuhei Hanajima that were behind us. "Sensei, what are you doing here?"

"To check on you shithead." She said with satanic smile on her face. The woman was completely albino. Long white hair, which seemed to reach the bottom of her shoulder blades, corrupt and beady red eyes, and ghostly pale skin. She wore a long-sleeved striped white and grey shirt, jeans with the left half black and the right half white, and Silver and Gold chuck Taylors. The other woman to her left wore a black biker's suit and a yellow and blue helmet with a pitch black visor. "So my favorite student finally remembers eh." She bopped him lightly on the head.

"You're still a pain as ever Acela-Sensei." Aki said rubbing his head with his good hand.

"And you're still the narcissistic little brat I taught when you were just a wee little kid." She scowled. "Listen well you brat. From this day forward, I'll be a Kendo teacher of Class 2-A and assistant homeroom teacher to make sure Izaya doesn't try anything funny and you. I'm going to help Iron Man with Remedial Classes as well." She directed her attention at me. I looked up nervously.

"Y…yes?" I answered nervously.

"Please take care of Aki for me. Trouble tends to find him more often than naught." She said with a smile before a fierce and scary look appeared on her face, dark aura like wings spouted from her back, and her eyes glowed an eerie red. "Or else I might have to rip you limb from limb." I shook my head with fear up and down. "Good then see ya in school." Acela said as she left as the other woman ruffled Aki's hair before leaving with his sensei.

"This is going to be an interesting School year." Aki said with a smile. "So what brings you here, Cousin Yuhei?" Yuhei looked at Aki and I with an unreadable expression.

"I just want you to know I paid for your hospital bills so you or your school won't have to pay for them." Yuhei said. "Also Shizuo is also going to be your new gym teacher along with Acela-Chan and a new psychology teacher. I will also become head of your school's drama department."

"That should be interesting indeed." Aki said as he smiled as Yuhei bid a farewell and left.

4 weeks later: Fumizuki Academy-Class 2-A

Aki and I had just arrived in our classroom when the Class Rep and Kubo greeted us.

"Good morning Yoshii-San and Yuuko-chan." Shouko greeted us. "It's a pleasure to have you as a part of our class."

"Akihisa, it is good to see you." Kubo said with a smile. "But may I ask why you are here?"

"Well the thing is I was supposed to be in Class A all along. But I hid my actual test scores so no one would figure out I was actually a genius. I used to be made fun of because of it and some other reasons." Aki explained. "I actually am one of the top ten students of our year which will be revealed shortly. Truth is that I'm actually smarter than Himeji-san and Shouko-san. I heard my cousin and Sensei are two of the new teacher's here, but who is the third I wonder."

"No one knows. The principle won't tell anyone." Shouko said as announcement came on the intercom speaker system.

"Attention Students." Principle Todo voice said. "We have four new teachers joining us this year and we've add two new classes to the list of subjects. I would like you all to treat them with the utmost respect. Let's give a warm welcome to Mr. Izaya Orihara, the new psychology teacher, Mr. Yuhei Hanajima, the new Drama and theater Teacher, Mr. Shizuo Heiwajima, The new gym teacher, and Ms. Acela Vector, the new Kendo Teacher and Instructor. Ms. Vector will also be helping Nishimura-Sensei with the remedial classes as well. That is all. Have a good day."

"So Drama and Psychology are the two new subjects eh." Aki said. "Now I get to back at Orihara by acing his class and much more." A slightly evil smile grew on Aki's face. Yuuko and Shouko knew this look and sighed. This only spelled trouble and Yuuko decided to put an end to it by pinching his ear. Pinching it very hard.

"Aki-Kun, let's not get on the bad side of any of our teachers okay." Yuuko whispered making Aki freeze up in fear as dark aura wings spouted from Yuuko's back and her eyes were glowing bloody red.

"Yes ma'am." Aki said as he shrank in fear.

To Be Continued…

Sorry if this chapter isn't to your liking. I had a tough time making this chapter to fill your enjoyment. Next Chapter will have mock battles, Class with Izaya, and an actual Summoner Test War.