Hey, guys, and welcome to my first ever crossover fanfic! Here, I take the magic of Disney and the hilarious drama of Total Drama Island and combine them into my own little mashup of craziness.

Just so we're clear, in my own little fandom world, NOTHING BEYOND TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND HAPPENED! No TDA, no TDWT, no TDRotI, NOTHING OTHER THAN TDI! I'm sorry, but in my opinion anything after the Owen vs. Gwen finale (which BTW I totally knew that Owen was gonna win) sucked! If you feel differently that's fine; I respect your opinion so please respect mine.

So if you're a fan of Disney villains, TDI, or both if you're like me, please feel free to read and review. I own absolutely none of the characters.

A camera panned from the scene of an old summer camp to a dark-haired man standing on a dock and smiling. "Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa, everybody! I'm your host, Chris McLean, and this season, we're doing things a little differently. Since last season's contestants' parents threatened to sue me if I ever set foot near their kids again, we have all new contestants...but they're not the contestants you'd be used to. No, this season, we have some very special contestants. Straight from the nightmares of our childhoods, it's the Disney villains!"

The camera panned to a group of sinister-looking folks sneering at the audience. "We've asked the good people of Disney to let us borrow some of their villains for the summer, and they responded by sending fourteen baddies to compete for fabulous prizes. And here they are." As Chris announced each villain's name, the camera panned to their individual faces.

"From Beauty and the Beast, Gaston!

From Cinderella, Lady Tremaine!

From The Lion King, Scar!

From The Little Mermaid, Ursula!

From The Great Mouse Detective, Professor Ratigan!

From Tangled, Mother Gothel!

From The Princess and the Frog, Dr. Facilier!

From 101 Dalmatians, Cruella de Vil!

From The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Judge Claude Frollo!

From Alice in Wonderland, the Queen of Hearts!

From Hercules, Hades!

From Sleeping Beauty, Maleficent!

From Aladdin, Jafar!

And last, but definitely not least, from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the very first Disney movie villain, Queen Grimhilde!"

"Are you calling me old?" Grimhilde snarled.

"No, no, no, nothing like that," Chris reassured her. He then looked at the camera and whispered "She is totally old." Then, he turned back to the villains. "OK, baddies, for the next eight weeks, I own your evil butts. You will all do whatever challenges I tell you to do, no matter how stupid or dangerous they sound. The winners will get immunity for the remainder of the episode, the losers will be sent to the Losers' Circle, where one of them will be picked to visit the Dock of Shame and ride the Boat of Losers, never to return again."

"And what if we refuse to do your silly little challenges?" Ratigan asked.

"Excellent question, my rodent friend. Anyone who refuses a challenge will automatically be hauled to the Losers' Circle. And besides, you gotta do what I say, because you all signed these contracts." He showed them a large stack of papers. Instantly the papers were zapped and turned into ash.

Hades chuckled. "Nice shot, Jaffy!"

Jafar smirked as he lowered his snake staff. "Thank you."

"No, thank YOU, because you just reminded me of the most important rule; NO USING MAGIC. Anyone caught using magic will immediately be banished to the Dock of Shame." Chris smiled as he pulled out another large stack of papers. "Always make copies, kids. Now hand over the magic relics." The magic-using villains glared at him but handed over their staffs, charms and potions.

"And how exactly do you plan on making ME give up my powers?" Hades asked. "I'm a GOD."

"Simple," Chris replied. He took a black collar out of his pocket and tied it around Hades' neck. Immediately the god of the Underworld's flame went out. "Mortal collar. Turns even the most powerful god mortal as long as they're wearing it. Now, take a good look. This camp is your home for the next eight weeks. Over there's the mess hall where you will eat Chef Hatchet's delicious entrees. The cabins are there; villains in the west cabin, villainesses in the east cabin. Over there is the confession cam, where you can confess your deepest, darkest secrets."

CONFESSION CAM

Maleficent: (rubbing her temples) I already know I'm going to hate this summer. Once I get my staff back, I am turning McLean into a spider and stepping on him!

Hades: Oy, I feel like Cerberus wearing this stupid collar!

Cruella: Why did I let my agent talk me into doing this show? I am Cruella de Vil; beautiful, glamorous, fashionable...everything this bloody camp isn't!

"Now, everybody head to your cabins and unpack, then meet up to receive your first challenge of the season!" Chris commanded. "And...GO!" Immediately the villains hurried to their cabins.

In the villain's cabin, the guys were looking at the setup.

"Bunk beds? Seriously?" Hades asked. "Geez, what are we, five?"

"Well this IS a summer camp, genius," Ratigan replied.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Hades then realized something about the rodent professor. "Hey, wait a minute, last time I saw you, you were, like, THIS big," He held up his hands to show how small he was. "and now you're, what, six foot three? How'd you manage that?"

"To make the challenges work for me, the producers gave me a formula that would make me human sized for the next eight weeks," Ratigan explained.

"Ah, the McGuffin yutzes strikes again," Hades commented.

"So how do we decide who's bunkin' where?" Facilier asked.

"Well I normally just sleep on the ground anyway, so I'm fine," Scar spoke up.

"And Gaston is much too handsome to bunk with any of the rest of you, so I'll just take one of the single beds," Gaston interjected, grinning.

Hades rolled his eyes at the young hunter's pride. "Fine, fine, whatever. Ratti, you take the other single bed, I'll bunk with Jaffy, and Faci and Frollo can have the other bunk bed." The villains nodded and started unpacking.

"I object! I refuse to bunk with some heathen who sold his soul to Satan in order to gain voodoo powers!" Frollo complained.

"Hey, this HEATHEN ain't too thrilled about bunkin' with some uppity racist priest with lady issues, but we all gotta make sacrifices this summer, so shut your mouth and unpack!" Facilier confronted the older Frenchman.

Frollo just glared at him, but obeyed. "I'm a judge."

Meanwhile, in the villainesses' cabin, the ladies were having just as much trouble deciding who got the solitary single bed.

"I should get the single bed!" Grimhilde declared. "I am a queen, and besides, I am the fairest one of all!"

Ursula laughed. "You mean you WERE the fairest one of all! You got surpassed by your fourteen-year-old stepdaughter long ago, angelfish."

"And if we're playing the royalty card, I am a queen as well," the Queen of Hearts added.

"You're a fat loudmouth with anger issues!" Gothel told her.

"How DARE you! If we were in Wonderland I'd have your head for that comment, you flower-hoarder!"

"I am far more beautiful than any of you, so I should get the single bed!" Cruella demanded.

"Beautiful? You're a skinny sociopath with a fur obsession!" Tremaine accused.

The women all argued and yelled until Maleficent screamed "SILENCE!" Immediately the women all shut up. Even without her magic, Maleficent had a sort of power that made them all afraid to disobey her. "This is how we'll bunk; Grimhilde and the Queen of Hearts will share a bunk bed, Cruella and Gothel will share one, Tremaine and Ursula will share one, and I will take the single bed. Any objections?" The women all shook their heads. "Excellent."

Just as the villains all finished unpacking, an airhorn sounded, making them all cringe and cover their ears. "What is that horrid sound?" Cruella asked.

"OK, villains, now's the time to meet up in the mess hall for lunch, and to receive your first challenge," Chris' voice announced on the loudspeaker. "Move out!"

Ooh, first challenge, wonder what it's gonna be?

If you're wondering how I picked which Disney villains were going to be contestants, I just basically picked them from my own personal favorites (plus some that I can't stand like Gaston and the Queen of Hearts, if only for easy early elimination fodder.) If I missed your personal favorite Disney baddie, I apologize, but if you tell me who they are in your comments/PMs, I'll try to give them cameos in future chaps! Also, challenge suggestions are highly appreciated. I'm not incredibly skilled at coming up with reality show challenges, and I don't want to steal them all from the show, so I'll need all the help I can get!

Thanks for everything, please R&R!

All my best, DiscordantPrincess.