I'M A PROTON AND YOU'RE MY ELECTRON

Rigby runned as fast as he could,"He can't..." he hid behind a bush ,catching his breath,"Get me."

"I know you're here somewhere." said a voice.

Rigby peeked and saw the man in the hood with his back turned. Rigby raised the gun in his looked at it determinately then jumped out,"You looking for me?!"

The man in the hood turned around,it was Mordecai. Rigby fired water out of the gun.

Mordecai pretended to fall down,he got on his knees,laughing,"Okay dude,you've got me."

Rigby didn't stop spraying the water in his friends face. He bit his lip,chuckling.

"Dude!"

Rigby put the gun by his crotch,"Look!I'm pissing on your face!" he laughed.

Mordecai laughed and got some water in his mouth,he spit out,"Ewww..."

Rigby countinued laughing.

"Ahm."

The raccon stopped and turned around. He saw the gumball machine,standing there with his arms crossed,"Oh,hey Benson."

"Shoulden't you be taking this water guns to the party?" anger was noticed by the tone of his voice.

Mordecai stood up and walked to them,"We're gonna. We were just having a little fun."

Benson threw a towel at the blue jay. Mordecai catched it and started to dry off.

"They better be there by 10." said their boss,walking away.

"Someone seriously needs to get laid." commented Rigby.

"Yeahhh he does." agreed Mordecai.

They raised their arms and started to run around in circles,"Ooohhhh!"

"I heard that!"

They stopped.

Mordecai and Rigby placed the last two boxes of water guns on the table.

"That's all of it." said Mordecai.

"Finally!" shouted his small friend.

Mordecai frowned,"You only carried the last box."

"Yeah,and my hands and my back hurt from it!"

"Whatever,let's just go." Mordecai started walking.

"Go where?" questioned the curious raccon,going after him.

Mordecai pulled out a small bag with some green stuff in it,"To blow some weeeed."

"Oh no." Rigby shook his head and pointed to the bag,"I'm not smoking that stuff again! Last time we did it,i was scared to go to the bathroom becuase i thought there was some guy waiting for me there. And he was gonna kill me."

Mordecai chuckled,"Fine. I'll just ask Margaret to blow with me then." he took out his cell phone.

Rigby frowned,"Margaret will NEVER agree on something like that."

Mordecai ignored him and held the phone by his ear,"Hey Margaret!How are you doing? ...That's good...Ahhh,i'm okay too. Listen,i have some pot and Rigby is being a child about it. I was wondering if you wanted to..Really?Awesome!I'll met you by the coffee shop at 12...Okay,bye." he hang up and turned to Rigby with a grin,"She's up for it."

"What?!"

"Yeah. She said she tryed it two times before but it didn't have any effect,she also said that the third time's a charm."

"No way."

"Way."

Rigby keept frowning.

Mordecai gave him a friendly pounch in the shoulder,"Come on,lighten up!"

"Don't touch me."

Mordecai raised a brow,"What's your problem?"

"I don't want any pot,okay."

"Nobody is forcing you to smoke it dude."

"But what will i do then while you're blowing with Margaret?"

"You can ask out Eileen."

"Yeah right. Like that's ever gonna happen."