Disclaimer: I wish. But my wishes never come true. How depressing. Needless to say, I do not own Covert Affairs.

"Auggie, how am I going to get in? This place is locked up tighter than Fort Knox"

"Relax Walker, I have a plan"

"Care to share?"

"You see the air vent?"

"You want me to climb the air duct!"

"If you would let me finish, open the vent and take out the key"

"Who puts a key in the air vent?"

"A very paranoid spy"

…

"I've got the key. Anything else I need to be aware of?"

"The security pad"

"I wish you would tell me these things sooner"

"I'm prepared and lucky for you I have the code"

"Awww, I feel so special"

"And so you should too. Click open the pad and enter 15366"

"Ok I'm in"

"Already?"

"I do know how to unlock a door you know"

"I suppose I should tell you about the laser trips"

"What?"

"Got you"

"Ha ha very funny"

"I thought it was"

"What am I looking for?"

"Anything unusual"

"Umm, that would be everything in here"

"It's Joan's office, what did you expect? Speaking of said boss you need to be quick. Believe me when I say you do not want to be caught sneaking around her office"

"And what about you?"

"I was in my office the whole time"

"Gee, thanks. Remind me why I am risking my job again?"

"Because we need to find a birthday present for Joan so we stay on her good side"

"I thought we were doing it out of good will"

"Meer technicalities. Tell me what you see"

"Paperwork. Lots and lots of paperwork. No wonder she hardly ever smiles"

"Other than paperwork? Photos, mementoes?"

"No, not really. There's one of her and Arthur but that's about it"

"So she keeps everything professional, already knew that. What about the desk draws?"

"First you want me to break into her office, now you want me to go through her draws. I thought friends were supposed to talk each other out of dumb ideas"

"You've gotten this far haven't you?"

"Ug, fine. Pens, paper, oh Skittles"

"Anything useful?"

"Nope. Let me check the other one. I thi..."

"Annie, get out"

"Aug, I found…"

"Joan is coming"

"Shit"

"You need to get out of there"

"No kidding"

….

"Ok, I'm out"

"What did you find?"

"A brochure for an online clothing store"

"Mission successful"

"Next time you send me on a mission make it one that doesn't involve breaking into my bosses' office"

"I offer no guarantees. Bring me the brochure and I'll see what we can get her so to speak"

"Thank-you Annie, I really appreciate all the effort you went to for me. Oh, that's ok Auggie, what are friends for?"

"Hmmf"

"Did you just laugh at me?"

"Maybe"

"I am so not bringing you coffee tomorrow"

"You will, you like me too much"

"Are you willing to bet your coffee on it?"

"Thank-you Annie"

"Better"

"How far from my office are you?"

"About two steps"

"Oh, ok"

"What, didn't you sense my presence with your superpowers?"

"I did, just checking if I was right"

"Sure sure, just keep telling yourself that"

"Don't worry I will"

And the mission ended with his signature smirk.