Did this out of boredom LOL. =3=
BTW I'm really sick of listening to Gangnam style wherever I go.
Play the music in your mind while reading this, trust me, the effect will be mind-blowing!

Enjoy~

~Xanxus' Style~

Oppan Xanxus' style

Xanxus style

When he wakes up the first thing he will drink is vodka
And after a bath he will surely wear his feather
With his hair pointing up to show that he is even better
Then he walks out like a BOSS yea~

When he sees Levi hey
He will raise his leg and kicks him to the dumpsite hey
Levi will come crawling back to kiss him in the ass
Even biting his cock cannot make him go away
cannot make him go away

Oh now his ears hurt because of someone
Really loud, he's really loud
Oh now his head hurts because of someone
Shouts at him, hey! Piss him off, hey!
He got his glass and throw it right at the retard-ard-ard-ard

(Oi, scum. This is Xanxus' style.)

Opps, it's Xanxus' style
Xanxus' style
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style
Ohh.. This is Xanxus' style
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style

Heyy Where's my steak trash
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style
Heyy Get my steak trash
Oi oi oi oi trash trash trash trash trash trash (pointing at all Varia members while uttering each 'trash')

As he finishes his steak he will make Squalo wash his dishes
He will force Lussuria to make some cookies for his snack time
If Levi follows him he swears that he will kick him in the buttocks
So pray hard for his ass yea..

Down the lone alleys
If he sees a few of his antique collection disappeared
He will summon Mammon find out where's the princely trash
Wanting to punish the one who get on his nerves
To punish the FAKE prince trash

Oh Prince the Ripper he's running damn fast
For his life, his royal life
If he gets caught there's only one choice
Is to die, well fucking die
Without anyone will help to bail him out-out-out-out

(Don't fuck with me, trash.)

Opps, it's Xanxus' style
Xanxus' style
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style
Ohh.. This is Xanxus' style
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style

Heyy Where's trash prince
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style
Heyy I'm gonna kill him
Oi oi oi oi scum scum scum scum scum scum

Hold his glass throws who the hell he wants
Baby Mammon is the one who never got a crash
Hold his glass aims it at someone else
Baby Mammon never got hit and he prayed for that

You know what I'm saying

This is Xanxus' style
Trash trash trash trash trash trash

Heyy I'm hungry
Oi oi oi oi This is Xanxus' style
Heyy Where's my whiskey
Oi oi oi oi scum scum scum scum scum scum
This is Xanxus' style