As we know I don't own RVB or Roosterteeth's charries this is just a bit of fun I felt like writing set after episode 100. So please read and review to let me know what you think :)

For everyone but Sarge, Lopez and Sister it was the last day in Blood Gulch. With the opportunity to get reassigned no-one (barring the aforementioned) had wanted to stick around in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, and even better they were all split up and would likely not see each other ever again.

Well apart from Grif and Simmons, "How come I'm still stuck with you!"

"Because you're so fat and lazy you just count as extra baggage for me!"

Other than that though they were finally going their separate ways "Church! Church! Can I see where you are going to on holiday?"

"Caboose how about we play a game of hide and seek, and the only way you can win is if you never see me again."

At least this was their plans, life however had other ideas.


Doc hummed a soothing chant to himself as he packed away his gear, he really hadn't thought the name Doc would stick but after a while the name really grew on him.

Sister chose to shout at that moment "Hey has anyone seen my blue bikini?!"

Church shouted back "It's yellow and no!"

Caboose added "I think it's more banana colored."

Church growled "Caboose shut up. Or I'll give YOU a banana in a minute!"

Tucker called out "BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!"

"TUCKER!"

Doc smiled glad to hear the Blues returning to their normal selves after the loss of Tex and Junior, he also admitted to himself that despite all the dangerous, strange and weird going's on he was actually going to miss these guys.

Especially now that crazy AI was out of his head.

"Aw missed me already wet nurse? Mwuahahah!"

Doc froze as his body became independent to his will, "O'malley!? I thought you blew up with Tex and the ship."

"Couldn't have that now could we? As soon as I caught on to your little scheme I got myself out of there sharpish, and how silly was it of you to leave your radio on? Bwuahahahha!"

Doc felt dread as his legs started taking him away from his room and out into the canyon, "O'malley what are you doing?"

"I'm finishing what I started whether you want me too or not mwuahhaha."

Doc hoped that whatever it was O'malley intended to do wasn't too nasty.


Sarge said "Simmons are you sure you want to leave?"

Simmons closed up another box of stuff "Yes Sir I'm sure."

Sarge cast a look over Simmons neatly packed side of the room then glanced at Grif's rat's nest, "Are you really sure?"

Simmons ticked off his self made checklist on the PDA that was built into his metallic arm, "Positive."

"Really really sure?"

"Absolutely sure Sir."

Sarge growled "I think onna ya screws must have come loose, I'll have to kick Grif in the keester for damaging you!"

Simmons sighed "Excellent idea Sir."

Sarge stalked out of the room "I'll just get Lopez to do me a few jobs on the jeep and then I'll go Grif tracking. Boy do I love Grif tracking, almost as much as I love blue tracking."

As soon as he disappeared down the hall Simmons rolled his remaining eye, the cyborg one flashed with the intent "You can come out of the closet now."

Grif stumbled out wearing an orange flowery Hawaiian shirt and jeans, "Jeez I thought I was gunna die in there! You should wash your socks at least once a month or something sheesh!"

Simmons placed a hand on his hip "That closet is full of your clothes dumb ass!"

Grif pointed to his sandal clad foot "I don't wear socks kiss ass."

Simmons tossed a yellow sock with orange spots at him "Then who's this then? Because it's not mine!"

Grif examined the fluorescent monstrosity "Donuts I guess."

Simmons face palmed "Of all the- Why would Donuts socks be in our room!?"

Grif shrugged "I don't know ask him!"

Donut poked his head around their door "Hey guys you wouldn't happen to know where my socks are would you?"

Grif held up the offending sock in question "This one?"

Donut grinned "Yeah! Is there any other ones in here to?"

Simmons a little stunned said "Uh yeah here... Donut why are your socks in our room?"

Donut waved a hand "Oh just a little laundry mix up easy mistake to make."

Simmons grumbled "That's it I'm done. I'm done with this."

Donut raised an eyebrow "Wow who singed your cheerio's this morning?"

"GRIF WHAT DID YOU DO WITH LOPEZ!?"

Simmons and Donut looked at Grif who held his hands out, "Oh come on you think I actually have the energy or time to waste trying to mess with a person sized robot that weighs a ton?"

Donut said "True but now that Sarge is yelling about it I haven't seen Lopez since I gave his nuts a good slick lubrication."

Simmons winced "Donut."

Donut carried on "No I mean it and that rod of his needed so much greasing I had to keep reaching right around to get the job done properly."

Grif grit his teeth "Donut."

Donut tapped his chin "And then of course something on the inside sounded like it came loose so I reached my hand right in and-"

Grif and Simmons yelled "DONUT!"

Donut flounced out of the room as they started pelting his socks at him, "Geez guys rude much!"


Doc fought to control his body as O'malley looked over his plans again, Lopez stood at his side making necessary tweaks on a device that O'malley had him build for the occasion.

"So you sure seem to like plotting in caves."

"Be quiet you fool!"

"I don't really see the appeal gloom, damp, lack of motivational posters. It's just not at all soothing."

"SILENCE!"

"How about with give up with world domination and have a nice session of meditation instead?"

"Oh I'll meditate, I'll meditate the lot of them into a deep and unpleasant sleep mwuahhaha!"

"I don't think that's possible."

"By the time I'm through it will be."


Church cursed as he tried squashing his stuff down into the box to fit, he pushed again before grudgingly going through it again to see what he could take out. As he carefully picked through a few tops, pants and books he was reunited with pictures of him and Tex.

He slowed his motions gazing at the photo's lost in the memories, one picture he was particularly fixated on that had been looked at many a time, if the dog eared corner and coffee stain on the edge was any indication, it was a photo where for a brief moment Tex had fallen asleep cuddled up on his chest. He couldn't remember who had snapped the pic or why but what he did know for sure was that it was a long time ago.

He always thought that one thing he could be certain of was that Tex would never go down, she was far more skilled, able and prepared more than any of the other one else combined.

And now she...

"CHURCH!"

Church tucked the pictures back into the box "What do you want now Caboose?"

Sure enough he appeared in the doorway practically bouncing in the spot as he hopped from foot to foot "Church! Do we have any umbrella's?"

Church rubbed his forehead "And why Caboose would we even need umbrella's? In case you've forgotten again it's always basically a million degrees outside, the sun never moves and even if it did rain our armor would protect us from the wet."

Caboose blinked "But I seen rainclouds outside. I think it is going to rain."

Church yelled "Tucker what did you tell him this time!?"

Tucker called back "Huh? You mean Caboose, why what's he said now?"

"He says there's rainclouds outside!"

There was a brief pause as he assumed Tucker was checking "Whoa he's right!"

Caboose yelled "I'm not sure what we are yelling about but yes I am right!" In a normal voice he said "What am I right about?"

Church strode past him to outside the base where he found Tucker staring at the dark rolling storm clouds that were gathering, a spark of lightning shot out of the mass striking the ground about three hundred meters from where they were standing.

Church said "What the hell is going on?"


Wash took a glance at the valley, according to his Intel this was the right place but the weather didn't match the reports.

A bit of rain was the least of his worries though as he needed to track down the so called 'experts' on the missing AI Omega, what a bunch of simulation Reds and Blues could offer in helping to trace/capture/take down Tex's highly dangerous AI he didn't know.

He had a job to do though and he was going to get it done as soon as possible whether they were actually useful to him or not.

With that in mind he set on towards the nearest building even as the wind continued to pick up strength and speed.


"No you fool put the dooms day device a little more to the left!"

Lopez obliged in moving the big trident shape mechanical device into the middle of Blood Gulch even as it shot swirling green energy into the already thick black cloud mass that rumbled loudly over the valley, "What exactly is it that you're doing here O'malley?"

Doc's body patted the trident proudly "I took Lopez's weather controlling device and modified it into a much more powerful advance machine that I had him build and now I intend to do a little test run."

Doc's fingers flew over the keys of the device, "Please tell me that involves in making a rainbow?"

Lopez flicked switches on at the back typing in last minute strings of code, "Oh it'll be a rainbow alright, a rainbow of colorful splats mwuahaha! First order of business a tornado followed by a torrential downpour that will flood this canyon, now Lopez add in that final piece and we'll be ready."

"Si."

Doc could only watch as an alien looking power source was plugged into the center of the Trident which lit up over time, and neon orange sparking light joined the green as thunder rumbled and lightning struck the ground, winds gathered harder and faster as O'malley cackled evilly.

"It's working!"

What he didn't count on though was for Tex's ship to reappear in flames with the crash landing point in the center of the canyon, he and Lopez barely threw themselves out of the way of the shuttle which had metal flying off all directions and high pitched whining with the damaged engines.

As it struck the Trident a chain reaction seemed to occur as the orange and green energies mixed with the fire turning into an electric blue and sparking outward, O'malley shouted "NOOOO!"

As the energies combined turning bright white and exploded in a bang and for a few minutes that seemed to last an eternity, the world went white.