This is the prologue to the new story I am starting. It's going to be a chapter story.

Parings: Sasuke x Naruto, Kakashi x Iruka, Shikamaru x Ino, Lee x Sakura, Shino x Kiba, Neji x Gaara, Temari x Tenten, and Jiraiya x Tsunade

Prologue~

Loud laughter bounced off the walls as a shaggy white haired man dodged a cup thrown at his head.

"Come now, Tsunade." Said the man, putting his hands up to show he meant no harm. "How can you say the dinner was a disaster? Compared to last time, I would say this dinner was a success."

"No!" growled the long haired blonde, who conjured up another cup filled with wine. She took a sip, before fixing the man with a glare. "Don't you see, Jiraiya? This dinner didn't accomplish anything, therefore it was a disaster."

Jiraiya looked at his wife in confusion. He knew his wife to be a very smart woman, but he honestly thought she had gone crazy. He looked around the dinner hall. The room had high archways with chandeliers made of ice hanging down, the fire that glowed in the center never melting no matter how hot the fire got. Golden and black silk banners hung from the tan walls, signaling the peace between the Day and Night Courts. Two long tables, now cleared, had been overflowing with foods of all sizes and shapes. Nothing was broken or splattered. Jiraiya counted this as a success.

"We agree." came a voice from the doorway. There stood two girls. One had four shaggy blonde buns and wore a long white dress with a red sash across her waist. A black strap went diagonal down her body and held a giant fan against her back. The other had two sleek brown buns with some hair hanging in her face. She wore a loose pink dress, with a yellow sash across her waist. Both had scowls on their faces as Jariaya turned to them with a perverted smile.

"My dear Temari and Tenten, have you finally come around to allowing me to research your relationship? You know my fans are waiting for a Yuri novel and I would hate to disappoint them." Jiraiya ducked as another cup shattered against the wall.

"No, you perverted old man, we came to discuss the dinner" growled the black haired girl, Tenten the Goddess of War.

"See, they know it was a failure too." wailed Tsunade, who, after hitting her husband on the head, conjured up another cup and chugged it down.

"Well, then somebody explain it to me because I don't see how the dinner was a disaster." grumbled Jiraiya, rubbing his sore head. Tsunade huffed.

"Naruto and Sasuke wouldn't talk to each other, although it seemed Naruto was trying to start a fight. Kiba and Shino ignored each other. Sakura and Ino fawned over Sasuke while Lee sulked in the corner and Shikamaru slept the entire time-"

"He is the God of Sleep." Jiraiya cut in, only to have another cup sacrificed against his head.

"Iruka played musical chairs, again, to get away from Kakashi. Gaara glared death to his food and it looks like Neji has a crush on Naruto." Tsunade ended her speech on a screech. Both Temari and Tenten winced.

Jiraiya just blinked. "Are you saying that the dinner wasn't successful because no one got together? "

Tsunade glared at him. "That is exactly what I am saying." She took a drink from another cup and sighed. "As the leader of my Court, it is my responsibility to make sure my people are happy. And by the way Naruto, Kiba, Ino, Iruka, and Lee are complaining I can safely say my people aren't happy. The only way I can see fixing this is to get them together with their mates. But they're either too stubborn or too blind to see their rightful mate and it is driving me insane!"

Jiraiya rubbed Tsunade's shoulders, trying to calm her. "I know how you feel. My court is unhappy as well, they're just not as vocal as yours. I think the best solution is to just let things work themselves out. They will figure out who their rightful mate is. What's the hurry?"

Temari, the Goddess of Wind, snorted as she sat down across from Jiraiya and Tsunade and conjured up a cup of wine for herself. "With the way things are going Mother Earth will separate from Father Sky before Naruto and Sasuke even think about each other in a kind way. Not to mention the fact Sakura, Ino, and Neji are chasing after false mates, Shikamaru would rather sleep, and it seems that Kiba and Shino barley notice each other."

"I feel the same way. I think we need to interfere." said Tenten as Temari pulled her into her lap.

"I agree as well." said Tsunade.

"I guess I am being dragged into this too." Jiraiya sighed in defeat.

"Tsunade smirked at him as her eyes seemed to gleam. "Yes, especially since I plan to withhold sex until our Courts get together."

Jiraiya let out a small whimper.

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