Basically, I wrote this because I need to get some things out there. So here goes.

Pertemis. Not gonna happen. I mean, some of their stories are really cute, and they're an adorable couple, but come on! Artemis made an eternal oath where she swore never to love a man. And so some people try to overcome that obstacle by making her do some ritual or whatever where she undoes the binding oath, so that she can be with Percy.

Also, in some stories, a new demigod comes to camp and they find out it's Percy's half-brother. So Annabeth goes and cheats on him with his new brother, because he's the new popular kid at camp. So Percy goes into deep depression and the Gods take pity on him, once again offering him the choice to be a God. Now, in his depression, he either accepts because it keeps him away from Annabeth, or he doesn't because he wants to try and live in isolation. Either way, Artemis always takes the most pity, except from his dad, and she goes to visit him. Percy then realises that he was never even in love with Annabeth in the first place, he was just trying to cover up his love for Artemis or something along those lines. And that's great and all, but...

Are you freaking serious?! Have you ever even read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series?! 'Cause if you had read them properly, Pertemis thoughts would never even dare enter your mind! It's obvious right from the first book that Annabeth and Percy are meant to be together, even in death. So if one of them dies, which I doubt Rick will make happen, unless they magically come back to life or something, they would wait in the Underworld for the other to die so they could be together again. If Annabeth died, Percy would do everything in his power to avenge her death and kill whatever caused it. And vice versa. They would not just move on right after their death and start kissing some random person, because they 'suddenly realised he was in love with Artemis' (Percy, by the way), or 'suddenly realised that she had never love him, but his brother instead'. That is such bull****! What the hell do you take them for?! Percy's fatal flaw is loyalty, in case you didn't notice, so he couldn't cheat on Annabeth even if he wanted to! And the same goes for Annabeth. Especially if you've read the Mark of Athena, when Annabeth ********* in front of the Romans, and they're all like ***********! They would never leave each other, not ever. They belong together.

I've read tons of stories where she breaks up with him because he treated her too nicely, or she got tired of him, or she loved someone else.

THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

Percy loves Annabeth.

Annabeth loves Percy.

You starting to get how things work around here?

So if you think that Annabeth is going to break up with Percy, and he moves on and suddenly starts making out with the next girl he lays eyes on, you can think again. It's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Got it?

Now, Percy wishes you good luck in your search for the TRUTH.

Annabeth hopes you manage to GROW A BRAIN AND START THINKING LOGICALLY FOR ONCE.

I think I've said enough.

This is a one-shot but it anyone wants me to make it a small series with different rants, please tell me your ideas in your reviews.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

P.S.

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