Chapter 7

As you have all known, the author has mentioned that Rogue and Lucy used to date. Let the author explain. You see, the reason why Lucy was in their group, was because of Rogue and her dating. She was usually at the bar, so Rogue asked her out on a date. She accepted. The dated for a year. They broke up because of a little 'accident.'

Flashback

Rogue and Lucy were currently having a date at this fancy restaurant. The waiter came and put two glasses of champagne on their table. Lucy picked up the glass and saw a wedding ring inside. Lucy's eyes went wide.

"No, no, no, no, no! Rogue you cannot do this to me! NO!" Lucy shouted at him.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Rogue raised an eyebrow. Lucy got the ring from the glass of champagne.

"This! What is this?!" Lucy held up the ring. "I thought we said that we were taking things slow! What is-"

"That's not mine." Rogue pointed at it.

"What?" Lucy questioned.

"I said 'That's not mine.'" Rogue pointed again.

"If it's not yours, then who's is it?" Lucy asked.

"Mine." A blue-haired man said. Lucy gave him the ring. The man went to his table and got on one knee in front of the red-headed girl he was sitting with.

"Erza. . . . . will you marry me?" The man asked.

"Yes!" Erza exclaimed. Lucy and Rogue smiled at the sight. Everyone clapped.

"Oh." Lucy only said. Rogue was a little hurt.

"You actually don't want to get married to me?" Rogue asked.

"No! It's just that. . . . . . . . . . . I'm not that ready for commitment." Lucy said. They stayed silent for a while.

"I am." Rogue said. Lucy was surprised.

"Rogue, I can't do this anymore. Maybe we should stay as friends?" Lucy crossed her fingers.

"Sure." Rogue agreed. When Sting, Jenny, and Hibiki found out, they were surprised. They'd usually be all lovey-dovey but things have changed since then.

End of Flashback

Even though Rogue and Lucy share an apartment together, it was kinda awkward for them.

Now, back to the story. It had been a rough couple weeks for Sting. First, he cheated on his girlfriend with Lucy. Then he broke up with his girlfriend for Lucy. Then Lucy chose Natsu over him. So he was kind of, in a bad place. He was sitting alone at the bar.

"Hey! You alright?" Rogue sat down across him.

"Why wouldn't I be alright? Sting is single again, that's what Fiore's been clamoring for!" Sting boasted as he took a sip of his scotch.

"You just went through a break-up. It's usually when people do something crazy. If you were a girl, you'd be cutting bangs and be dating you by now!" Rogue joked. Then he turned a little serious.

"Just. . . . . . . . promise me you won't do something crazy."

"I promise I won't do something crazy!" Sting promised.

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Don't worry, he's gonna do something crazy.

"In fact, I think I'm done with girls. I'm not sure I even like them anymore." Sting said.

"Based on all the stuff you've done all over the years, I'm not sure you've ever liked them." Rogue replied.

"I'm serious." Sting glared.

"C'mon! If anyone should be done with girls, it's me! Look at the year I've had! Zoe, Victoria," Rogue counted.

"Now I'm worried you're gonna do something crazy." Sting said.

"I'm not gonna do something crazy!"

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And yes, he's gonna do something crazy too.

"But girls man, girls." Rogue looked up.

"You know what would kick ass?" Sting asked.

"Being gay?" Rogue answered.

"BEING GAY!" Sting exclaimed.

"Guys understand each other!" Rogue agreed.

"Imagine a relationship where instead of talking about feelings all the time, you just eat a pizza, give each other a happy, roll over, and have some cuddle-free shut eye." Sting explained.

"Bro, what it's worth, if we were both gay, you'd be my first call." Rogue said.

"Would you mind calling Hibiki and calling him that?" Sting held out his phone.

"No! This is only a scenario, just you and I are gay." Rogue said.

"Well, if all three of us were gay, you'd pick me over Hibiki, right?" Sting asked.

"If all three of us were gay," Rogue squinted his eyes, "we would all have some fun!"

"Damn right we would!' Sting agreed. A woman in a red velvet dress passed by their booth. Sting and Rogue eyed her.

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"We're not gay." Rogue said.

"Nope. Stuck with girls." Sting agreed. "I wish men could have children on their own. Like seahorses!"

"Are you saying what I think you're saying?" Rogue asked.

"They have little pouches! They should be called sea kangaroos!" Sting reasoned.

"No. . . . . . . . . . you want kids?" Rogue asked.

"Maybe I've kinda been thinking about the whole wife and kids thing. . . . . . . . . . . just, minus the wife."

"I guess it's better to have someone to do it with you. Lifetime partnership." Rogue said.

"The only partnership in my life is this one. The sacred bond of man, and bro." Sting said.

"Maybe we should start a family together." Rogue chuckled. Sting laughed along.

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They suddenly stopped laughing and looked at each other.

Hope you guys liked it! Sorry if you think that I shouldn't have mentioned the RoguexLucy. It's really for the sake of the story! Please no hate! Also sorry if you think I'm rushing too fast! I don't own anything. BTW this fan fiction is a parody of HIMYM. (Sort of)