A/N: Okay its almost been a year since i updated anything at all... sooo i thought i'd get back into the swing of things with an update on one of my favourite stories I hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it :D
IM NOT FREAKING OUT I SWEAR IM JUST REALLY EXCITED TO BE BACK!
"Hey Kallie." I say as I wake up, "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"What? A snowman? Annika we are in the Atlantic Ocean, there is no snow, and there is no way we can make a snowman underwater." Kaldur said, already annoyed, I frown, it seems my job has already been completed for the day... fine. "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS, TO LEARN TO SHIP! DID THEY SEND ME LOSERS WHEN I ASKED FOR CHIPS! YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH, KALDUR I'LL MAKE A FAN OUT OF YOU." I sing beautifully.
"What? What is this?!" Kaldur yells at me but I truck on, mostly because I really want to finish this.
"CANNON IS YOUR FAVOURITE, TILL YOU SHIP GOES DOWN, ONCE YOU FIND YOUR PAIRING YOUR FEELS WILL DROWN." I continue.
"Seriously what are you-" Kal says, but I cover his mouth, because I'm not finished yet.
"YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH KALDUR I'LL MAKE A FAN OUT OF YOU!" I sing, smirking at a confused Tigress and a grumpy Kaldur.
"TRANQIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN, ONCE YOU FIND THAT PAIRING IT IS SINK OR SWIM!" I sing, while internally debating on dancing around the room.
Thankfully I decide against it right when Icicle Junior strolls into the room. "So, what's going on here?"
"YOU'RE A SPINLESS PALE PATHETIC KID AND YOU HAVN'T GOT A CLUE," I sing as I point to the idiot himself, Cameron Makent. "BUT KALDUR I'LL MAKE A FAN OUT OF YOU!" I sing next as Junior leaves the room with a 'What the heck just happened?' expression on his face.
"She will never go away."
"Say bye to those who knew me."
"Man was I a fool that time for choosing her."
Kaldur, Tigress, and Junior all comment, one after another, going perfectly in sync with the song
"My father has her slowing down."
"I hate this more than Kaldur."
"But dude does she not look really great?"
They all say aloud in the same order as before, now I think they just like the song…
"Be a fan"
"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A RAGING FANGIRL,"
"Be a fan."
"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A SUPERBOY,"
"Be a fan."
"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF THE GUY THEY'RE FIGHTING, MYSTERIOUS AS THE ANGSTY MALE LEAD!" I sing…don't even ask me who did the 'be a fan bit' I'm just kinda going with it. I shrug and continue my song.
"TIME IS RACING TOWARD US TILL THE FANS ARRIVE, HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE! YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF PAIN SO PACK UP, GO HOME YOU'RE THROUGH, HOW COULD I MAKE A FAN OUT OF YOU?" I sing still, enjoying this as it goes along, getting better with each word.
"Be a fan"
"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A RAGING FANGIRL,"
"Be a fan."
"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A SUPERBOY,"
"Be a fan."
"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF THE GUY THEY'RE FIGHTING, MYSTERIOUS AS THE ANGSTY MALE LEAD!"
Ah and we are finally in the home stretch of the song, I can almost taste the ending.
"Be a fan"
"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A RAGING FANGIRL,
"Be a fan."
"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A SUPERBOY,"
"Be a fan."
"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF THE GUY THEY'RE FIGHTING, MYSTERIOUS AS THE ANGSTY MALE LEAD!" And finally the song ends with a power-slide on the cleanly waxed floor of the manta flyer. I look over to Kaldur, breathing heavy, smiling so widely I feel as though my face is going to fall off. "So Kallie? What'd ya think?" I ask smiling the brightest since I've gotten here.
"I am never asking you a question ever again." Kal says, glaring slightly at me.
"What? Why?" I ask, saddened deeply by his new news.
"Every time I do it ends with you singing and me getting a headache, so no more of that." Kaldur says, I glare slightly at him… that would make my job a lot more difficult, no matter I'll think of something.
"Well, I need this." I say. picking up a magnifying glass from his desk. I then take the keys from Kaldur's pocket (much to his dismay), and open his desk drawer, I reach in extra slowly, just to freak him out more and more every second. I smile brightly, and innocently, and I whip out my Lightsaber happy meal toy. I throw my arm into the air and yell "For NARNIA!" as I run out of the room, hopefully leaving Kaldur in a daze of confusion.
Now my real reason for this sudden behavior, (Not the singing, you should know that that is a cultural norm for me by now) is to look for the person that was singing a vital part of my song. I place the magnifying glass close to my eye and smirk as I hear footsteps coming from down the hall.
I whip out my Lightsaber at the person and yell "FREEZE!" they stop and it takes me a moment to realize that someone actually listened to my order, sweet. I smile "what's your name?" I ask
"Ramour." The person said, I smile and recall the guy that I told jokes to. I smiled and walked straight up to Ramour, "Did you help me sing?" I whispered to him?
"Yes, I thought you would need some backup Annika." Ramour says smiling slightly.
"Awesome thanks." I say as I walk back to the room I was in previously. I whip the door open and groan in mock pain, "I just fought a battle in Narnia, oh man it was terrible, they made me fight and I fought dwarves and minitors and so many others!"
"I don't hnow why I am surprised." Kaldur said quietly to himself as I sat on my bed to re-read Kaldur's History of Submarines book.
A/N: DONT FOR GET THE FOLLOW, FAVOURITE, OR REVIEW, OR MAYBE EVEN ALL THREE