Hunter Skulker: Everyone comment what kind of cereal they would be… GO!
Sam Manson: Coco puffs?
Tucker Foley: Cheerios I guess… but Skulker… why do you care?
Sam Manson: OH
Tucker Foley: oh wait I REMEMBER
Danny Phantom: That's never gonna work, just so you know…
Danielle Phantom: Just jumping on the bandwagon here… I'd say… Fruity Pebbles! Hey Vlad Plasmius, do you think you'd be any other kind of cereal?
Hunter Skulker: Maybe a fruity one too?
Vlas Plasmius: …
Danny Phantom: UGH SCHOOL
Tucker Foley: WHY SCHOOL
Danny Phantom: WHY
Tucker Foley: At least we've got each other, right?
Danny Phantom: Totally!
Sam Manson: What am I, chopped liver?
Maddie Fenton: Honestly Phantom, I don't understand why you can't just befriend ghosts instead of all these perfectly innocent kids!
Tucker Foley: Sam? Innocent?
Danny Fenton: xD
Sam Manson: -.-
Danny Phantom: I hate being grandmazoned
Sam Manson: You stopped making sense like fifty updates ago
Jack Fenton: Hey Maddie Fenton, I just realized something! Danny Phantom said he goes to school… maybe we could dress Danny up as a ghost and try sending him to the school to infiltrate it and seek out the ghost boy!
Maddie Fenton: Brilliant dear!
Maddie Fenton: … But I think Jazz would have more of the smarts for it.
Danny Fenton: #1, I'm like 99% sure you both meant for this to be a private message (I could tell you how to do that since you obviously have NO CLUE), and #2, WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME TO A GHOST SCHOOL?!
Maddie Fenton: Oh honey, don't worry… we'll send Jazz!
Jazz Fenton: No.
Maddie Fenton: … We'll talk to you about this at home Danny.
Jack Fenton: I'll come up with a sketch of what Danny would look like as a ghost! Wait til you see it Mads!
Danny Fenton: Why.
Hunter Skulker: What's your favorite brand of cereal everyone… and which one do you think you could relate the most to? Especially you, Vlad Plasmius.
Ember McLain: I don't like cereal.
Danny Fenton: You disgrace…
Vlad Plasmius: I don't know! This is the second cereal-related question you've asked Skulker! Is there something I should know about?
Huner Skulker: Noooo why would you think that?
Danielle Fenton: Smooth…
Jack Fenton: Here's what I think Danny-boy would look like as a ghost Maddie! I inverted the colors and used Photoshop to make his eyes a ghostly green! .com It's a bit small, but if you zoom in you can see it!
Maddie Fenton: Fantastic Jack!
Jack Fenton: … Hey… does he remind you of somebody? Some ghost that we already know?
Maddie Fenton: Hmmm… now that I think about it… yes, he does look a bit familiar… but something's off… maybe the skin color?
Danny Fenton: SO you guys still on this thing? Haha, I really think you should maybe try getting Jazz to do this!
Jazz Fenton: I will NOT be brought into this, these are YOUR problems Danny!
Danny Fenton: *sigh* Fine…
Danny Phantom: Look, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton, I already know about your plan, so it's sort of stupid to carry through with it.
Jack Fenton: Oh drat! I suppose your right!
Maddie Fenton: But you're still a filthy ghost!
Jack Fenton: Right!
Private message between Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley:
Danny Fenton: Hey dude, I need you to delete my dad's post with that pic of me. Someone might see it and figure out you-know-what!
Tucker Foley: On it dude! And by the way, your dad sucks at using Photoshop.
Danny Fenton: *sigh* I know.
Dash Baxter: Life hack- use your coffee maker to cook hot dogs. Simplest hot dog cooker ever!
Paulina Sanchez: OMG! That is so smart!
Tucker Foley: You're kidding me right.
Star Benson: Shut up Foley! That's brilliant… if I actually ate hot dogs… ick!
Sam Manson: I hope whoever did this has hot-dog flavored coffee for the rest of their lives you imbeciles.
Sam Manson: How would any of you even know if my hair isn't really black and that I'm just wearing a wig?
Danny Phantom: And how would any of you know that my hair isn't really white and that I'm just wearing a wig?
Sam Manson: And how would any of you know if Phantom really has black hair?
Danny Phantom: Or that Sam has white hair?
Sam Manson: And that we are both wearing wigs made of each other's hair?
Danny Phantom: You would never know, would you?
Paulina Sanchez: … Is this the big and obvious secret of yours Phantom that no one is telling me about?
Tucker Foley: *facepalm*
Vlad Plasmius: I don't know what the sudden interest everyone suddenly has in what type of cereal I'm most like- seeing as I have received more than 100 private messages concerning the topic- but I am almost certain it is of your doing, Daniel.
Danny Fenton: What? I'm totally innocent here!
Danielle Fenton: But now that we're on the subject… what type of cereal do you say you can relate to the most?
Vlad Plamius: UGH!
Danielle Fenton: Who else is excited for Captain America 2?!
Sam Manson: ME!
Jazz Fenton: Me!
Tucker Foley: Mee!
Danielle Fenton: Hey! All of us girls should go and see it!
Jazz Fenton: Great idea!
Tucker Foley: Yeah… wait a minute, I'm not a girl!
Sam Manson: Whatever you say Tucker…
Paulina Sanchez: I just learned something! If you ask for unsalted fries at the Nasty Burger, you get them guaranteed right of the fryer! Now I don't eat fries too often, but when I do, this is a great idea!
Sam Manson: THIS IS NOT A GREAT IDEA. WHO THE HELL WOULD ASK FOR UNSALTED FRIES YOU HEATHEN!
Tucker Foley: One day I'll just get too lazy to breathe and just die.
Sam Manson: I believe it.
Sam Manson: I feel like there should be an angel dedicated to curing people's stupidity because apparently there is no limit to it today.
Tucker Foley: Annabiel. Look it up. She's the "cabalistic angel invoked to cure stupidity"
Sam Manson: … Me and her would get along just fine.
Danny Phantom: In honor of the fact that if Tucker gets tired of breathing he's going to end up dying and most likely ending up as a ghost to be my best ghost bro, what would your ghost name be? GO!
Ember McLain: …Ember.
Hunter Skulker: Skulker
Vlad Plamius: Vlad Plasmius
Ghost Writer: Ghost Writer?
Danny Phantom: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL LIVING PEOPLE RIGHT NOW JEEZ
Danny Phantom: Okay, let's try this again…
Sam Manson: Haha I'd be a plant spirit
Danny Phantom: NO.
Sam Manson: Too soon?
Danny Phantom: Too soon.
Danny Fenton: Why is "yacht" even spelt like that?
Tucker Foley: Why nacht?
Sam Manson: No.
Paulina Sanchez: Ugh omg Scott and Allison were so cute together in Teen Wolf 33 (the TV show not the movie ew) They were meant to be! I'm so sad that she dieedd! :'(
Sam Manson: I know right?
Sam Manson: Crap I didn't know this was you before I commented
Star Benson: You like Teen Wolf? Where every half a minute there's another hot muscular werewolf ripping their shirts off?
Paulina Sanchez: And better yet, you liked Scott and Allison together?!
Sam Manson: … You've heard nothing. I'm deleting the comments.
Paulina Sanchez: Too late. Screenshot.
Paulina Sanchez: Danny Phantom I KNOW I'VE GIVEN YOU A LOT OF CHANCES BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SO WE CAN GO TO PROM AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE HALF-GHOST HALF-HUMAN BABIES AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?! 3 3
Danny Phantom: I'm really sorry Paulina, but I can't. One, I'm a ghost, and two, I… kind of like someone else.
Sam Manson: You do?!
Red Huntress: If you say it's me I will rip your head off.
Danny Phantom: No I'm being serious! And no it's not you… although I used to like you… ;)
Sam Manson: So who the heck do you like?
Danny Phantom: Oh… I think… I think I just heard a ghost… better go, uh, fight it…
Tucker Foley: You can't get away this time Danny…
Private Message between Hunter Skulker and Vlad Plasmius:
Hunter Skulker: Alright Plasmius, this is the last straw. I have had it, I need you to admit it or I will have to give up to the Whelp. Please just publically admit that you are a fruitloop and that I'm the one who convinced you!
Vlad Plasmius: So that's what this is about! You know Skulker, I expected better from you. Let me guess, a bribe of Daniel's?
Hunter Skulker: Maybe…
Vlad Plasmius: That boy needs to be taught a lesson… Oh well, at least I have a reason to beat him up twice as hard tonight… but what should I do about you then?
Hunter Skulker: Come on Plasmius, I'll give you something I know you want if you promise to say it!
Vlad Plasmius: … Fine, what is it?
Hunter Skulker: Madeline Fenton's cell phone number.
Vlad Plasmius: Don't rile me up Skulker, I already know she doesn't own one.
Hunter Skulker: We'll see about that…
Maddie Fenton: The strangest thing happened today. I was walking along the street when suddenly a cell phone dropped from the sky right in front of me! And it already had all of my family's numbers in it, like it was made just for me! What a coincidence, seeing as Danny keeps on trying to tell me I need to get one!
Hunter Skulker: Oh I wonder what happened…
Vlad Plasmius: … Point taken, Skulker.
Vlad Plasmius: I, on the behalf of Hunter Skulker, declare myself the biggest Fruitloop in history
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Vlad Plasmius: There aren't even that many people on Earth.
Tucker Foley #SorryI'mNotSorry
Hunter Skulker: Give me my prize, whelp!
Danny Phantom: Ah well, you do deserve it… I'll deliver it at our next battle.
Danielle Phantom: Dang it! I still can't believe you got Plasmius to admit it!
Ember McLain: It is pretty surprising…
Dan Phantom: If I wasn't trapped inside this blasted thermos I would have just threatened the poor excuse for a ghost.
Pariah Dark: Same here!
Jack Fenton: Drat, me and Maddie were planning on winning that bet, but didn't want to let all you ghosts know our plan ahead of time…
Vlad Plasmius: HOW MANY OF YOU WERE IN ON THIS?!
SerenSplash989 Hey nerds. Hope you liked this chapter, even though its kinda short! I know it's like super late but I took a hiatus for a while. I also won't get the next chapter up for a long time since I'm going to be focusing on my H2O stories and other Danny Phantom fics… and maybe a continuation of the Rise of the Guardians fic I did :-)
Danny Fenton Seriously, who are you?
SerenSplash989 I've already told you, silly
Danny Fenton Yeah, but what is this stuff you're talking about? Hiatus? H2O? Fics?
SerenSplash989 Nothing that concerns you…
Danny Fenton What's happening to my life