SCARY MARIO:

THE MOST EPIC, AND PROBABLY ONLY, SCARY MOVIE PARODY ON FANFICTION!

BY, YOURS TRULY, THE DAISY SISTERS (NOT REALY)

ALL CHARACTERS GO TO NINTENDO & OTHER COMPANIES

PLOTLINE (THE MAIN STORYLINE, THERE WILL BE MANY, MANY EDITS) GO TO MARLON AND SHAUN WAYANS, THE KINGS OF SLAPSTICK COMEDY (AND COMEDY PERIOD)

PAIRINGS ARE COMPLETELY RANDOM!

Toad Angeles, Mushroom Kingdom, October 31, 2000

"I threw a toad in my well, don't ask me I'll never te..." sang a very enthusiastic Wendy O. Koopa, who was making a very delicious Koopa pie (what a cannibal!) while singing the #1 song in the Mushroom Kingdom for over 3 months. Suddenly her phone rang.

"Hello, this is the hottest girl this side of the Bubble Lake, and who are you?" said the koopa girl in vain.

"HELLO, WENDY!" said an ominous, deep voice into the telephone.

"OH BOY A STALKER! OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA SAY, AND THAT WOULD BE WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE? WELL, MINE IS THE TEKETEKE SERIES BY

KAIMII, THE GREAT HORROR WRITER ON FAN FICTION! AND NOW YOUR RIGHT BEHIND ME, AND NOW I HAVE TO SCREAM, DON'T I?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!" apparently, Wendy has always wanted a stalker...

"Uhhhh... sure, okay, but I am not behind you." said weirdly the ominous voice, "I am in your house, watching you..."

"Uhhhhh, sure. Yeah. But my boyfriend Ludwig von Koopa is gonna get you!" threatened the scared Koopa Princess.

"YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH THE CLOWN GETUP?" asked the Killer.

Confused, Wendy asked, "Ummmmmmmmmmmm, what?"

"TURN ON THE LIGHTS YOU STUPID, SLUTTY BITCH!" insulted the nightmare in Angeles.

Wendy turns on the lights, revealing Lemmy Koopa in a clown getup! OMG!

"Oh, you mean Lemmy? Yeah, I raped him once, but that was it..." explaines a very close to death girl.

Suddenly, SLICE, out of nowhere a wild TekeTeke appeared!

"What now, ya GHOST FACED BITCH! IM MOTHA FUCKIN' JAPANESE, BITCH!"

"OH NO YOU DONT, LITTLE GIRL! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !" said the psycopath. Yes, I said said. Deal with IT!

"So, ummm, who's the main killer in this story?" asked Wendy.

"Pshhhh, me, duh!" boasted the sliced girl.

"No, it is me! I got awards for Best Movie! What did you get, an English dub? I don't think so!"

"Oh yeah! Try killing me! I'm a fucking spirit!"

"So am I!"

"No you're not! Youre a guy with a mask and a knife! Big whoop!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP! WHO IS GOING TO KILL ME! I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH HITLER PLANNED! C'MON! JUST LET THE STUPID GHOST GUY KILL ME! YOU CAN"

SLIT!

Girl # 1: Wendy O. Koopa Killed, [Random number here] people left.

"Ummm... Okay, what was that?" asked the psycopath killer.

"I don't know, but I'm not even supposed to be here until [put number of story here]. So, by you!"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS! I WASTED MY TIME WITH YOU AND... oh, she left." said the killer, then he left the house, leaving the body for Bowser and Cackletta [Their heeere...] to find the cannibal dead and in heaven? Ohhhhh, Bowser's gonna be maaad when he hears his own daughter was nice enough to go to heaven!

END OF CHAPTER!

STORIES PARODIED:

Teketeke by Kaiimi

Call Me Daisy by ME!

MOVIES PARODIED:

Teketeke

Poltergeist

Battle Royale

Little Nicky

Dragon Ball

Well, there's the first chapter of a parody of a parody. I dare you to find the references!

Also, I have decided the cast, it will be the same as Scary Movie, with Nintendo characters!

Cindy Campbell: Daisy [Who else?]

Bobby What's his name: Waluigi [ewwwwww a Daluigi pairing!]

Shorty: Mario [WOHOOO]

Whoever Regina Hall Played: Pauline

The nerd from Scream that liked Cindy: Luigi [a bonus character!]

Ray: Wario [Bleck]

Dewey[wont be retarded]: Toad

Gale Hawthorne: Toadette

Thatcher [from Scream]: Peach

Thatcher's boyfriend that's name I forgot: Link [Guest appearance!]

Well, I hope you enjoyed this Intro to the story!