"Water! Water!" rasped Jack, clutching his throat.

Wordlessly, water was handed to him by North. Bunnymund coughed to cover his laugh.

"That's not going to work, Frostbite."

Sandy looked confused. Jack glared at Bunnymund. He looked for more water. Milk, juice, and soda were poured down his throat, but the burn remained. Jack looked around helplessly. Finally, his eyes rested on Bunny.

"Help me!"

"North, hold him down." And with that, He went to go find the sugar.

"Hurry up! I can't hold him down any longer!"

"I'm coming, mate! Do you know how hard it is to find sugar not eaten by elves?"

Bunny opened the package, measured out some sugar, and shoved it down Jack's throat. Jack gagged, but swallowed it all anyway. He coughed, then reached for water.

He glared at the dish with hate.

"I take it you're not going to finish your food?" Bunnymund teased. He jumped just in time to avoid Jack, who had launched himself at the rabbit.

North and Sandy rolled their eyes, and split the remaining food from Jack's plate, thinking about how lucky they were that Tooth wasn't there.

Yeah... This is a weird fanfiction. I'd always imagined that Jack wouldn't like spicy things... But anyway, R&R!