Couples: Caroline/Klaus, Bonnie/Kol, Stefan/Rebekah, Elena/Elijah, brief mention of Damon/Katherine.

Just to pre-warn you all, there are swear words in this. Thanks for reading!

1

"I ironed your clothes for tonight", Caroline said, walking into the bedroom that she shared with her husband, lying his now freshly ironed clothes on the bed. Klaus stood by the dresser, watching Caroline with every move she made, admiring her beauty. She looked stunning, in a black, sleeveless dress that was fitted to her waist, and then flowed down to her knees. She wore red heels, and red lipstick that complemented them just right, her hair flowed in loose curls around her shoulders.

"Thank you, sweetheart" Klaus said, walking over to her and pulling her into him by her hips, brushing his lips over hers ever so softly. Caroline's hands found their way to his hair, her fingers running through it just the way he liked. She smiled as Klaus' lips moved to her neck, planting soft kisses on her even softer skin. "You look absolutely ravishing, by the way" he whispered, stopping at her ear, and she moved her hands to his face, bringing his lips back to hers in a deep passion.

The doorbell rang, disrupting their kiss. Klaus groaned in protest as Caroline pulled away from him, and she laughed at his reaction. "Would you please hurry and get dressed so that we can get this dinner over with?" she asked as she walked out of their bedroom door and down the stairs.

"Would you two idiots stop sucking face!?" Kol spat at Rebekah and Stefan, who stood in front of him as they waited for Niklaus, or Caroline, to answer the door to their house. They had not stopped kissing since he and Rebekah had picked Stefan up from the Salvatore's house earlier on, and Kol was about ready to kill them both.

"Thank God!" Kol exclaimed as Caroline opened the door, and he shoved past Rebekah and Stefan to get inside, who still stood in the doorway kissing as if nothing had happened.

"Those two morons there-" he said, pointing at Rebekah and Stefan in fury, "have not stopped this disgusting behaviour since picking Stefan up from his house!" He dropped his hand, but his voice got even louder, and angrier as he continued. "I had to drive over here with those two sat in the back seat of my car, my BRAND NEW car, canoodling as if Rebekah was a bitch in heat, and as if Stefan was a horny teenager".

"How did you manage to afford that car, anyway?" Caroline asked, completely changing the subject as she looked out of her window at the brand new Aston Martin One-77 in her driveway.

"It was nothing, really", Kol replied with a wave of his hand. "I just compelled the saleswoman at the garage to give it to me for free". Caroline laughed at this, and welcomed Rebekah and Stefan inside, closing the door behind them.

"Now, now brother", Klaus said, descending the stairs and entering the hallway, "You shouldn't be compelling people to give you things for free". Caroline couldn't help but stare at him; he looked so handsome and charming in his dress pants and crisp white shirt. "Could you help me with this, my love?" he asked her, making his way over to where she stood and waving a tie in front of her face.

"Jeez, Nik, you'd think that you'd know how to tie your own tie after your gazillion years on the planet!" Rebekah sighed at her brother, before taking Stefan by the hand and leading him into the dining room. "She's kidding, Klaus", Stefan said to his friend as he was being pulled away; "We all know that you're only a billion".

Klaus laughed, as did Caroline, and when she had finished tying his tie, he thanked her, and kissed her yet again, causing Kol to sigh in exasperation.

"What's with all the freaking kissing?"

Klaus pulled his lips away from Caroline, leaving his hands on her waist, and glared at his brother. "Kol, mate, would you do us a favour, and piss off?"

Caroline smacked Klaus on the arm, not able to stifle her laugh, however, and pointed towards the kitchen. "Your date is in there" she said simply, before returning her lips to her husbands.

When Kol had told his sister in law that he wasn't bringing a date to her dinner, she was less than happy, stating that the table would look horrible if it was full except for one seat. So she told him that she would set him up, and that he didn't have a choice in the matter.

Kol sauntered over to the kitchen, opening the door with a smile, it disappearing when he saw who was on the other side of it.

"For the love of-", he brought his hand up to his head, and sighed in annoyance before glaring at his date for the evening. "Why the hell have I been set up with you, bitch witch!?"

Bonnie scowled at him, closing the Grimoire that she was reading at the breakfast bar and stuffing it into her handbag. As much as he hated to admit it, she did look gorgeous in her white dress, her flat, black shoes casual, yet elegant at the same time.

"Look, I'm not too happy about this either", she started, getting up from her chair, flinging the bag over her shoulder and walking towards him. "But this is Klaus and Caroline's dinner to celebrate their first year as a married couple, and you will not ruin it for them by arguing and whining like a little bitch. So shut your mouth, and pretend to enjoy yourself".

She walked past him, shoving him on the shoulder as she did so, leaving him on his own in the kitchen. "This should be a fun night" he thought to himself, turning on his heels and following her into the dining room.