"I don't get it. Why can't we just be called 'Eddie and Patricia' or 'Patricia and Eddie'?"

Amber's eyes got wild with rage at Eddie's comment. "Oh. My. God. It's so obvious! Once you start dating, you become bonded, so your names have to be, too. Duh!" She shrieked, throwing her hands up in the air.

Patricia had to stifle a laugh. She loved Amber, but sometimes, she got a little too crazy with her girly-girlness.

"Amber, it's really not that big a deal. It doesn't matter what we're called. But, if you must, you can call us…what was it, again?" Patricia creased her eyebrows, trying to think of the couple name Amber gave her and Eddie.

"PEDDIE!" She shrieked again, enraged. "Just like there is Fabina, and Jara, there is PEDDIE."

They couldn't stop it anymore. Patricia and Eddie broke down on the couch, laughing so hard their eyes watered and their stomachs hurt.

"It. Is. So. Not. FUNNY!" Amber got up and left the room, steaming.

When Eddie and Patricia (aka Peddie) finally calmed themselves down, Eddie said,

"We may be Peddie, but I think we'll always be Yacker and Slimeball at heart."

Patricia smiled. "Or Yacker and Weasel, Yacker and Cockroach-"

She was cut off by a kiss.