Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, any versions of it. This story is for fun.

This story was inspired by a drawing I saw by Shieunni. 2p America is called Tommy and 2p Canada is called Leo. I didn't think it was fair that 2p Canada was called Mathieu since sometimes 1p Canada is called that too.

On to the story!

A tall, rather stern looking man with slicked back blond hair was looking down at a young man. The young man with shaggy blond hair pulled back into a short ponytail. It was quite a contrast between the two, the stern man in a neat suit and the younger man in a beaten up pair of jeans and an old red flannel shirt. Who had chosen to remain seated and leaning against the side of the house. The first man didn't care that the young man sat instead of rising up to greet him, he knew better by now to expect anything remotely respectful from the man. He frowned when he saw the younger man holding a joint. He thought briefly about scolding him, but decided it was useless effort and a waste of time. The older man wanted to get out of here fast as possible.

"Ludwig." The man said looking at Ludwig with his droopy purple eyes. Ludwig could see they were bloodshot from the pot.

"Where's your brother?" asked Ludwig with a German accent. The younger man just took another puff making no effort to answer. They stared at each other for a moment, and that's when Ludwig heard it. He heard the squeak of a mattress, the occasional grunt of a man and moan of young woman; they were clearly having sex in the house. Ludwig closed his eyes and took a deep breath, trying to remain calm; he had long given up hope that the brothers would change their lewd and wicked ways. When Ludwig opened his eyes, he brought up the clipboard he was holding and wrote something on the paper. The look Ludwig gave the younger man still staring at him was a mixture of disgust and disdain.

"I'm required to inform you that the list of angels receiving their new positions will be up in a couple weeks. Someone will be back to inform you or your brother if either of you have been promoted." Ludwig told the younger man.

"Don't bother, I'm sure we can guess if we've been promoted or not." Replied the younger angel. Ludwig leveled one more look of disapproval at him and then disappeared into the air.

The young man stayed seated outside and enjoyed his drug habit. It was relaxing. Eventually his brother came out to join him. This young man had dark reddish brown hair and was wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of jeans that were un-zipped making it easy to see his red boxers. He had a lean, muscled body with a dark tan. The dark haired man walked towards his brother and leaned next on the house when he stopped.

"Gimme a little, Leo." Said the darker brother holding a hand, expecting the blonde to give him want he wanted.

"Get your own damn one." Leo retorted, taking one last inhale before rubbing it out in the ground. "Ludwig stopped by for our evaluation." His brother made a noise indicating he was listening. "Pretty sure we failed." Leo turned his droopy purple eyes to look at his brother. "Where's the girl Tommy?"

"Cleaning her self up. Then I'm gonna take her home. Wanna come along for the ride?" asked Tommy. Leo shrugged his shoulders and pointed a thumb at Tommy's exposed underwear and undone pants.

"Not if you're just going to pull that out and use it. I don't feel like watching you sex up some human girl from town in the car again." Leo said. Tommy smirked at his brother and fixed his pants up.

"Nah, she's pretty tired. And is still new to this. Was a virgin this morning." Said Tommy still wearing his trademark smart-ass smirk. "So when do you think that the higher ups are going to figure out that we have no intention about getting promoted? It doesn't take a genius to see we've been at this for sixty years when it's only suppose to take five to be promoted."

"Dunno. I like it here and have no intention of going back to heaven." Leo responded to his twin brother.

"Oliver! We are going to be all right! Let us go!" yelled a lithe blond teenager as he tried to push away the strawberry blond haired man that was hugging him and his twin brother.

"Daddy! It's daddy! I don't care if you're all grown up, you still must call me daddy! And you're much too young to go by yourselves! I'll come with you, I can teach you everything first hand then." Oliver said to the boys, trying to reason with them.

"Dad, it's time for us to travel to earth." The other boy said, he was trying to free his arms so he could help get Oliver off them. It was uncomfortable as Oliver was also pinning his wings at a strange angle, at least his louder twin could flap his wings around still.

"No!" cried Oliver, tears running down his freckled face. All he wanted was to keep his babies here with him.

"Alfred and Matthew are old enough, more than old enough. They should have done this years ago." Said a man with long dirty blond hair and a five o'clock shadow.

"Quiet François! You're drunk! You have no idea what you're talking about." Oliver hissed at François as he took another swig from the wine bottle he had been nursing since the twins had been trying to leave.

"Not nearly drunk enough." The man muttered to himself. He had no patience to deal with this, but he had been ordered by his superiors to supervise Oliver and the boys during the departure.

"OLIVER!" Screamed the first twin with straight hair and a cowlick as he finally managed to shove Oliver away from him. Oliver compensated the loss of one teen by wrapping both arms and his tail around the second one with wavy blond hair.

"Why won't Alfred call me daddy anymore? Doesn't he love me? Oh Matthew, stay with me. We'll play games all day and I'll bake you all sorts of treats." Oliver pleaded with the boy in his arms, Matthew sighed out of exasperation with Oliver's reaction to them leaving. Turning as much as he could, he gave a look to his twin, and Alfred rolled his eyes when he saw the look.

François finally ran out of wine in the bottle, he sighed as he tossed the glass bottle behind him and it shattered all over the ground. He walked over to the smaller man that was trying to keep his boys and grasped his shoulders.

"Enough Oliver. You've babied them long enough. It is the job of all demons to go out into the world and cause chaos. We've all done it, and now it's time to kick them out and let them try to make humans suffer on earth." François reasoned with the smaller man.

"But they are babies!" countered Oliver, he was blubbering as he squeezed Matthew close to his body, causing the boy to wince.

"We're not babies." Alfred said while glaring at Oliver with his bright blue eyes. Oliver turned to look at Alfred with his light blue eyes and tears that were running down his freckled face.

"But…" said Oliver. He wanted to say something, anything that would keep the boys with him. They were his babies; he had been raising them since they were infants. He did everything to make sure they were safe. But now things were out of his control, apparently his superiors have decided that it was time for the twins to become fully functioning demons. Which meant they were going to leave him.

"Dad." Matthew said in his quiet voice as he looked at his caretaker with his beautiful violet eyes. "We should go now." Oliver stared at Matthew for a moment and then his body sagged as he gave him one last hug and removed his tail from the boy, he had finally caved. Alfred came close to Oliver and hugged him; in turn, Oliver embraced the younger twin. They stood there for a moment, a long moment, before finally letting go of each other. The last thing Oliver could do for them was to pretend to smooth their wrinkle free shirts. Then the twins held hands to seek comfort and calm their nerves but their black wings twitched showing they were still anxious knowing they were going to another world they walked through a portal that would lead them to earth. Oliver stared after his babies with tears still flowing. His peer standing behind him, both making sure he didn't follow the boys and to comfort him.

After awhile of grieving that his babies were growing up and he couldn't be with them as much anymore, he finally wiped away his tears with his handkerchief, straightened his lovely pink bow tie, and made sure his to change his every day clothes of sweater vests and trousers into a sharp black suit. Magic was used to cover up his freckles, as they are not intimidating to his victims. The bow tie remained pink. Lastly, he unfurled his large black wings and turned around with a swishing tail to face François and gave him a devilish smirk.

"Ready to go back to work?" asked a completely unimpressed François.

"Oh yes. I must say, raising a couple of children has given me some new creative ideas I want to try." Oliver said happily.

The twins stared in awe all around them. The portal had let them out in a wooded area, and the twins were taking in the sights. It was a beautiful autumn day, not too cold or too hot, but the temperature wouldn't bother them anyway as they're demons. The twins stared at the tall trees with their beautiful leaves in different colors; the only comparison Alfred and Matthew had were the colorful bow ties in Oliver's collection.

"These must be the trees dad described." Matthew said to his brother.

"Yeah. But I thought he said they're green at the top. Not orange or red." Alfred replied. His twin shrugged his shoulders; perhaps Oliver hadn't visited this part of the earth in his travels.

"Race you to the top!" shouted the younger teenager happily and took off, kicking up dead leaves as he left the ground.

"Al!" Matthew yelled after his brother, taking off after him. Alfred may have been the faster flyer, but Matthew could turn better and was able to avoid most of the branches. If Alfred were heading towards a branch, he would grab it and push off the branch. Eventually it was proven that Alfred's half climbing, half flying method was faster than Matthew's technical ability when Alfred was settling on top of the tree into a comfortable position when his brother reached the top. Alfred gave his brother a cheeky grin that looked perfect on his boyish face and Matthew responded with a glare and a rustle of his wings.

Looking around they saw red and orange sea of trees, a black tar road not to far from them and a small town in the distance.

"Those must be houses for humans." Matthew said to his brother.

"Yeah." Alfred spared a glance towards the buildings, but mainly focused on the sky and the few puffy clouds that dotted the sky. "Look at it. The sky. It's so bright. And big."

"The sky is big in Hell too." Matthew pointed out.

"But it feels like it's closing in on us. There are always clouds that cover ours, like it's forming a ceiling. This is open. I could probably keep on flying for ever into the sky." Said Alfred. He loved the sky, even if there was a harsh bright spot in the middle of it. Alfred and Matthew figured that must be the sun Oliver described to them.

"When you're a better flyer you can do it." Matthew said to bring Alfred back to reality. Alfred drooped his wings a little; he was still frustrated that he couldn't fly very well. "But you're still faster than me." Matthew quickly added, trying to make his brother feel better. They both were still new to flying around on their own; Oliver's care had left them without the necessity of learning to fly early in life. They didn't have any predators to avoid unlike other young demons.

Matthew could still see that his twin was still a little sad about his flying ability and looked around to see if he could find something to distract his brother. He spotted something moving along the road.

"Look Al, it's a car!" He excitedly pointed out and brushed his wings against Alfred's.

"That's a car, and it's moving, so humans must be inside!" Alfred said, pleased with himself that he remembered some of Oliver's lessons about the human world. Alfred stared at the car as it drove along the road. It would soon reach the bend in the road closest to them. "Mattie, let's kill them." He said quietly to his twin. Matthew looked at him, light violet eyes wide with shock.

"I-it's our first day. And that's kind of advance for us." Said a nervous Matthew.

"We're more advance than other demons, we know more than other demons about the human world from da..Oliver. We can show everyone that we are strong." Exclaimed Alfred giving both him and Matthew a pep talk. "Come on Mattie." Alfred took off the treetop and flew towards the car.

"W-wait! We don't have a plan!" Matthew shouted after his brother as he followed him through the air.

"Com'on Leo."

"Fuck you."

"It wasn't that bad."

"Yes it fucking was."

"You got a free show."

"I'm gunna beat your ass."

Tommy smiled as he drove the car back to their little house in the woods. "Is that a promise?" he asked with a lewd tone. Leo reached over from his spot in the passenger seat and punched Tommy in the arm. Tommy let out a grunt of pain, but didn't really protest to the rough treatment. "You know, I should really be charging you a fee to see me in action."

"Fuck you. I didn't want to see you in "action" you fucking asshole." Retorted Leon. He wasn't looking at his brother Tommy; he was glaring at the road through his sunglasses.

"It was a blow job. Not that big of deal. You kept quiet when I made her forget about you. Ya'know, you should be blaming her. I made the suggestion and she was all for it. Kids these days, it took twice as long to get in her mom's pants and she wouldn't blow me. Talk about the slow decline in morals with each generation." Said the angel with dark hair. Tommy continued driving, he was quiet for a moment before adding, "Her dad was okay with it though."

"Fuck you. I'm going to make you eat meat." Said a disgruntled Leo.

"Well, if you insist…" responded Tommy with a smirk.

"I meant I'm going to shove a chicken down your fucking throat." Corrected Leo.

"Hey now! That's…" Tommy never finished his sentence as a tree came crashing down on the front of his car. Neither Tommy nor Leo were wearing seatbelts so they ended up being thrown forward. Leo's head smashed into the windshield and his face was slammed on top of the dashboard. Tommy hit the window hard enough that he broke through it and was half way out on the hood of the car. Broken glass had ripped him up badly, there was blood coming from both Tommy and Leo. If they had been human they would have been dead. Luckily, they were angels and just needed a moment to recover.

Crouched at the roots of the tree that had fallen on the car were sitting the teenage demon twins. Alfred had decided that knocking a tree down would be the best way to kill the humans without consulting Matthew. That plan was looking pretty good as the humans in the car weren't moving anymore. Alfred fluttered his wings a bit and had a little smile on his face.

"That wasn't so hard." Informed Alfred. "Just knock down trees and kill humans that way. Dad, I mean, Oliver, will be so proud of us. We can show him that we are strong like him."

"Won't it draw attention if we keep dropping trees on every human that comes by here?" asked Matthew, trying to think this through for both him and his brother.

"Humans can't see us Mattie." Alfred told his brother, he was pouting that his brother wasn't seeing this as a good idea.

"They can see us if we hide our demon features. And I wasn't talking about humans. Demons and Angels could notice, and they can see us." Pointed out Matthew. Alfred's entire body stiffened. He didn't like being reminded that he couldn't hide his wings at all and Matthew could for a minute or two. Also the thought of running into other Demons or Angels was sort of unnerving. While both Alfred and Matthew were very knowledgeable and had strong powers for their age thanks to Oliver, the fact they both couldn't fly very well was a huge disadvantage. Demons wouldn't necessarily attack them, but that didn't mean they wouldn't have to fight off other Demons who wanted to prove their dominance. Not to mention that Angels and Demons usually fought when they ran into each other. One of the best ways to gain a reputation for Demons was to hurt Angels, and the twins believed it was the same for Angels.

"Fine. We'll think of other ways to kill humans." Alfred reluctantly agreed, his brother did have a good point. Both of the demons were pondering near the tree, thinking about what they should do next. Then one of the humans moved. Both Alfred and Matthew were startled and jumped to their feet; they had been lazily watching the car and supposedly dead humans while contemplating their next move. The dark haired human used his arms to pull himself completely through the windshield. When he was far enough out he slide off the side of the hood and fell to the ground.

"Fuck." Groaned the human. Alfred and Matthew looked at each other, completely surprised. They hadn't realized that humans were this sturdy. The car door on the other side popped open, making both the demons flinch.

"Al." Matthew said fearfully as he took a step closer to his brother. His twin reached out and touched his arm to comfort him.

"Don't worry Mattie. They can't see us." Responded Alfred as the second human emerged from the car. The blond human took off the mangled and shattered sunglasses and tossed them aside. The first human coughed a bit and pulled himself up by grabbing the car. Both the teens shivered as they saw the humans looked in their direction. If they didn't know better, it seemed the humans were looking at them. They quickly realized that they had made a monumental mistake when the presumed humans sprouted white-feathered wings. In an automatic response, the twins flared their bat-like wings prepared to take off.

"Go Mattie." Alfred said to his twin as his moved his body into a fighting stance. "I'll slow them down." Mattie didn't bother responding verbally, he grabbed the closest hand to him and pulled Alfred around and began to fly the best he could. When he was sure that Alfred was flying on his own, he let go of his brother. Neither of them saw the Angels fly after them, but they knew they were being pursued by the holy beings. They just knew.

"Stay low, the trees will block their vision and slow them down too." Matthew shouted at his brother. Matthew's heart was pounding in his chest as he dodged the trees the best he could. He couldn't believe their rotten luck. Meeting Angels on their first day in the human world, and not ordinary Angels; ones powerful enough to hide their heavenly features for long periods of time. Matthew could feel his stomach clench with fear. He and Alfred were screwed.

Alfred was trying to fly as fast as he could, but the stupid trees were getting in his way. At least he was strong enough to break through the really thin and young trees. He was desperately wishing that Mattie had left him behind; he was strong enough to slow them down and distract them and Mattie would have gotten away safely. His mind began forming a plan; he was already behind his brother. It couldn't be that hard to maneuver around the Angels and suddenly stop. Hopefully they would attack him and leave his brother alone.

The younger of the Demon twins let out a yell when his wing clipped a tree that was too strong for him to break through. Alfred went tumbling to the ground, tossing up dirt and dead leaves on the forest floor. Just as he had completely stopped rolling, he was pinned by something large and heavy. One of his wings was free and was flapping uselessly, trying to break him free from the Angel's grasp. Alfred's arms were stuck under the other's legs; he had no way to defend himself. Defiantly, he opened his eyes, and saw that he was trapped by the darker of the Angels; he wasn't going to cringe like a coward. There was the one Angel in sight, Alfred didn't know where the blond Angel was at the moment, and willed all his luck to his brother, hoping he wouldn't be caught by the second Angel.

What Alfred didn't notice as he was being pinned by the Angel, was that Tommy was studying the Demon beneath him. It had been over a decade since he had last seen a Demon, and that guy had cringed and whined in fear before Tommy beat the shit out of him. This Demon, was glaring at him, just waiting to be hit. His one wing was still flapping and Tommy could feel the demon straining his limbs trying to toss off Tommy. The more Tommy looked at the Angel, the more he thought that he was…cute, adorable even, in a very sexy way. This Demon had a golden tan, which went nicely with his gold hair. Tommy wondered if he was tan all over and if that hair color was natural. The thing about the Demon that Tommy couldn't stop noticing was his pair of sky blue eyes. It was like they were made from pieces of the sky.

"Hey Tommy." Called out his brother. Finally Tommy looked away from the Demon in what seemed for the first time in ages. His brother was looking at the squirming Demon he had caught. Leo had managed to get the second Demon, wings and all trapped by one arm. He was trying to break free and kicking at the air that was having no affect on Leo's grip. His Demon must have realized that his friend or brother, Tommy was guessing brother because they looked identical, had been caught. He started trying to fight harder to get out from underneath Tommy. Even the Angel had to admit that the teen was stronger than he looked, good thing Tommy had experience and age, not mention his own strength to subdue his Demon easily. Tommy noticed that his angelic brother didn't have his normal grumpy expression as he watched his Demon. The darker of the Angels face split into a smirk.

"Yeah. I had that same thought." Tommy said, knowing what his brother was thinking. He lifted his hand and concentrated on the spell he needed: the spell to knock out a Demon. One touch was all it took to put the cutie beneath Tommy to sleep. He then watched with an amused look as Leo's Demon kicked up a fuss. Tommy was sure the Demon was yelling "Al" and guessed that was his Demon's name. When Leo finally put his to sleep, Tommy got off his and picked him up in his arms.

"Looks like we have a matching set." Chuckled Tommy, even Leo smiled a little. Both of them spread their white wings and lifted up in the air with their new found Demons, heading back to their house.

"God damnit. My car is fucking trashed."