Your name is Dave Strider, and you're freaking the fuck out.

It has been true to you for a long time that you are, in fact, in love with a certain buck-toothed loser.

And currently, you are sitting at your computer, waiting for him to sign onto pesterchum so you can finally tell him. Though Lalonde had said earlier in the day to wait for you and him to meet face-to-face, you assume that's absolute bullshit. Like fucking really, if you don't tell John soon when you visit him the first thing you'll fucking do is kiss the fuck out of the adorkable little shit.

Oh shit he's on.

You can fucking do this, just don't be a dork.

-turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:00-

TG: sup

EB: hi dave!

TG: so how was little egderp's day at school

EB: it was ok, i guess.

TG: cool.

EB: how about you?

TG: it was fine

TG: normal boring as fuck day

EB: oh ok.

TG: oh yeah so like john

EB: yeah dave?

TG: well

TG: shit

TG: i kinda have a thing for you.

Holy shit you said it but what you said was such a fucking understatement.

EB: ...

EB: you're not..

EB: kidding are you?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

TG: no john i am legit in fucking love with your buck toothed ass

TG: im not even joking right now

EB: well gosh dave!

EB: i love you too!

Holy fucking shit.

TG: egbert if you are playing a prank on me i will fly over to you an punch you

TG: in the dick

EB: no really i'm not playing a prank on you!

EB: because i feel the same way, dave.

TG: oh god really?

EB: yeah!

EB: 3

TG: 3

TG: yes.

EB: hey, i gotta go help my dad with dinner,

EB: talk to you in a bit!

TG: ok

TG: i love you

EB: i love you too!

-ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:32-

Your name is Dave Strider, and you are now the happiest person in Texas.

What will you do?

A/N: Hey! So this is just some DaveJohn fluff I'm writing as a way to get my mind off of my recent stay in the hospital :) im actually currently in the hospital, but they gave me a nice laptop to get my mind off of the new place. SO, I'm really having fun writing this, so leave a review..?