Alrighty! Another story...In the words of Fluttershy "Yay"...Goddamn my muse Anyways, ya'll know the drill. Read and Review!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Spidey NOR Deadpool. Trust me. Marvel would have a melt down.

~~~Secrets~~~

Peter Parker aka Spiderman was, for the first time in days, happy. He was swinging along Park Avenue, enjoying his city. It was just the other day that he helped MJ with her new project and helped out the Hulk with some sort of Energy Being. That was now ranked in his own top 10 Most Awesome Things List. But as the teenager was swinging around, his S.H.I.E.L.D Comm buzzed. Peter groaned. Just when he thought he could go ONE night without Fury kicking up a storm. Stopping on top of a nearby building, the brown haired male answered it.

"Hello?"

"Parker! Why aren't you with your team?!"

Spidey scratched his head. "Uh, cause it is 'Me Time' right now?"

"That is not a valid excuse! We have a robbery going on and you need to be with your team! Who is currently en route to the situation! So get going otherwise you will have DOUBLE sparring time with me! Understood?!"

Peter gulped and quickly said, "Sir yes sir! Send me the location and I will be there ASAP!"

Hanging up on the S.H.I.E.L.D Director, the hero quickly began to move his ass to where the robbery was. Cause double sparring with Nick Fury was like putting a nerd up against somebody like Vegeta. (Hey, a Spider has to have SOME sort of entertainment. DBZ just happens to be kick ass is all.)

Soon, he arrived at the bank at the same time his team did. Nova aka Bucket Head chuckled as he saw the red and blue clad teen. "Well well. Look who finally decided to show!" said the energy user.

Spiderman just flipped him off ans carefully entered the bank. The civilians had already ran off, leaving it completely deserted. Except for the robbers that were in the vault. Spiderman motioned his team to move in with caution and they all quickly moved to where the hole that had been the door to the vault. Pressing himself to the wall, the wall crawler listened in.

"Come on, I don't see why the boss hired you to protect us. We are full grown men for Christ-sakes!"

A new voice piped up. "Well, he did and you are stuck with me until A) We finish the job. B) We get caught by some superhero ass and wind up in jail. Or C) You die."

The first voice grumbled. "Still don't see why the boss picked a FREAK in the -" Here he stopped talking. It worried the heroes-in-training for a quick second until they saw a body come flying out of the safe. The large male body hit the far wall with a sickening crunch and it hit the ground. White Tiger covered her mouth with her hands as she saw that the man had been decapitated and slashed apart. Iron Fist paled and Nova looked like he was going to be sick. Powerman looked away from it, his dark skin taking on a green tinge.

Spiderman, on the other hand, was focused on the man that was currently walking out of the vault. The super heroes-in-training got a good glimpse of the man. He was wearing a red and black body suit similar to Peter's but the design was different. Two katanas sheathes were strapped to his back and one had a sword still in it. The other sword was in the man's hand. Wrapped around his waist was a belt that held all sorts of things. Gum ammo, guns, knives, gadgets and...was that a beer can?

Spiderman shook his head and continued to analyze their new foe. He was 6'5 and built. Not like, Powerman or Hulk built. More like, Iron Fist if Spidey wanted to get technical. He couldn't see the man's eyes but something in the teen's gut said that it was better.

The heroes-in-training stared at him as he stalked to the mutilated corpse. Not even turning around he said, "Well. Seems that not only am I going to get a pay cut for having one of the dumb fucks killed, it seems that I have some little wannabe super heroes to help learn their place in the world." He stopped in front of the man he had killed and turned around.

Peter got into a defensive stance, ready for anything the red clad man would throw at them. He dodged on instinct when a pipe came swinging from behind him. The two other robbers that had been in the safe had used the S.H.I.E.L.D trainees distraction to try to knock a couple of them out. Once had decided to attack Spiderman while the other went for White Tiger. The spider powered male growled and dodged again, bringing his leg up in a split like move to kick the pipe out of the crook's hands. It always amazed the young super hero on how after he got bit by that spider, how much more flexible he became.

Using his momentum, he spun on his heel and let his other foot into his opponent's face. Peter couldn't help but smirk behind his mask as the crook went into La-La Land. White Tiger quickly took out the other one and the rest of the team went to fight the man in red. And to sum it up, they were currently having their asses handed to them. Sighing in exasperation, Spiderman goes over to help out his friends(?)

He jumped up and threw a kick at the stranger's head. Surprisingly, he blocked the kick as if he knew the younger male was going to do it. Narrowing his eyes, Peter used his momentum again and threw his other leg at his foe. Again, it was blocked. Pushing off the red clad man, the young hero jumped up and shot a string of web at the stranger. Using that as a rope, Spiderman fell to earth, dragging his unwilling cargo. Bringing his fist up, Peter slammed it into the man's gut.

Staring into his opponent's face, Peter could swear that the man was smirking at him. He flew back and skidded across the ground. He reached up and ripped the web off of his arm. He continued to stare at Spidey before clapping. That thoroughly confused the heroes-in-training.

"Bravo!" he said as he continued to clap. "Bravo! You are the first newbie hero to ever land a hit on me! May I ask what is the name of my new adversary?"

Peter gritted his teeth as his team went to attack the clapping man. But what happened next shocked all of the teens. One minute, the armored man was there clapping, the next? He was standing in front of Spiderman after a strange wisp of red appeared in front of him. The man lowered himself just enough to stare directly into the shorter male's eyes.

Peter went to back up but realized he was trapped between the wall and this guy. He gulped and cockily said, "What? Haven't you heard of Spiderman? Cause, ya know, I am him. The news loves me!"

Once could see the smile behind the mask of the other man. He placed both hands on either side of the red and blue clad teen and lowered his face. Peter stiffened, fully aware that his team was waiting for him to do something. And that something happened before Peter could even mutter a word.

His new foe said in a low voice, "Nice to meet ya Spidey. The name's Deadpool." and with that, he promptly kissed the teen. Mask and all.

Spiderman stood frozen for the duration of the kiss. Well damn. His first kiss and it was with a armored villain...both of them in full costume too! The newly named Deadpool pulled away after a few seconds and said, "Also I would like to say, you have the sexiest bum I have ever seen!"

And with that, Spiderman did the only thing he could think of. He brought his knee up and crotch shot Deadpool. The older man whined and hit the ground. His little "friend" didn't even bother looking at his team. Instead, the super hero did the only thing he could think of...He ran...

~~~Secrets~~~

And voila! End of chapter! I know, a bit short but hey, Spideypool! X3333