CHAPTER 3: IT'S FRIDAY

For people who has been wondering about the schedule: Sundays and Saturdays are breaks and Friday was missed off purposely. Like to thank everyone, because I got 10 reviews on the first chapter, read them all, thanks for your support and thoughts.

Original Concept by: Hiro Mashima

"TODAY'S FRIDAY!" Loki jumped around excitedly. It was the 4th day at Camp Help Natsu rolled his eyes and went back to his game.

"What's so good about Fri-, holy shit. HOLY SHIT! Kirby, stop running into the-, aww man damn battery ran out," Natsu grumbled. He stood up and went to his suitcase trying to find his D.S charger.

"Friday is the day where you get to choose your own theme for the day," Loki fantasized. It was like watching a shoujo girl get her first boyfriend or something.

"Wow. I heard of that before. It's called Sunday and Saturday, you know the WEEKENDS? Where we get to pick whatever we want to do?" Natsu said sarcastically. He wasn't in a very cheerful mood. Loki glared at him.

"No. One cabin gets to choose the theme for the entire camp. It could be porn, sex, bullying… any theme!" Loki explained. It wasn't getting more interesting for Natsu though.

"Too bad this week, Cabin 1 is picking the theme," Gray walked in the cabin with his clip board in his hands.

"What?!" Loki exclaimed. He yanked the schedule out of Gray's hands and studied it.

"Aww man! Cabin 1! Shitty Cabin 1 is picking the theme! Bet it's going to be some damn Mathematics study course, or maybe we would have to attend school or something today!" Loki complained. Since Friday was a theme day, and the second and third day was scheduled as "free day", this entire week had no school at all.

"Nuh uh… I heard they were doing an auction," Laxus perked in.

"Auction? What the hell? What do they sell?! All we have here are rocks and twigs!" Loki said while looking at the ground outside. Suddenly, a loud whistle was heard from outside.

"Everyone gather around! It's theme day!" Sting, the stuck up bastard from Cabin 1, shouted. Loki groaned and jumped into his bed, throwing covers onto himself. This was going to be the worst day of his life considering that Cabin 1 would be controlling them.

"Loki." Gray firmly said. He yanked the covers off Loki. "Come out, you have to respect their decisions. They are the leaders for today," Loki felt a rush of anger coming towards him, but he went outside anyway in a very dull mood.

As Natsu went outside with his cabin-mates, he felt stares all over. Loki was hunching his head and back in shame, Jellal was standing up very proudly and mature, while Laxus had a scowl on his face and hands pushed deep inside his pockets. What a weird bunch.

"Hurry up Cabin 5! We're waiting for you!" Sting pointed out, attracting more attention to them. Natsu was starting to hate on this guy. Sting had someone beside him, a tall blacked haired man who was standing quietly. Loki stuck out his middle finger at Sting, but Gray gave a glare at him, making him whimper. They all sat at the back row.

"Finally. Everyone is here. As you know, today's theme day, and our group gets to pick," Sting introduced having a very bitchy girlish aura around him. "Anyways, there might have been rumours going around, but we have decided to do an auction!" Sting told everyone. Cabin 1 started fisting each other and giving high 5's. They looked retarded.

"Yeah, a fucking auction is fun," Natsu whispered to himself. Gray swatted Natsu's arm, to make him shut up.

"Anyways, I need helpers to come up! Natsu from Cabin 5, Loki from Cabin 5, Laxus from Cabin 5, and Jellal from Cabin 5! May you all come up to the stage?" Sting smirked, a devious look was all over his face. But none of the Cabin 5 members that were called went up, they weren't going to be demanded by Cabin 1.

"Guys. Go. Now." Gray commanded in a tone which you don't want to hear from. Still, no one went up. They knew what Sting was going to do, embarrass them like no tomorrow.

"Cabin 5? May you come up to the stage? Or would you like Macarov to SUSPEND you from our camp because you're not following rules?" Sting threatened. Laxus was the first to stand up. Then Jellal, then Loki, then Natsu. All of them had the same thought in their head, 'Fuck this guy'.

"Thanks." Sting said in a flat tone. Then he put a happy smile on his face. "All four of you, head backstage! You will be my helpers!" that smile had fake practically bolded for them. All four members went behind the curtains. Four men were waiting for them there.

"Uh.. What the hell is going on?" Natsu asked in a very confused tone. The four men had hands behind their backs.

"Obviously your not going to go out dressed like that," one said. Natsu didn't like the sound of that. When the men pulled the costumes from behind, Natsu gaped in horror. Loki screeched in disgust. Laxus had veins popping out of his forehead and Jellal had a very flushed face on.

"You can auction off of cosplay costumes!" Sting was heard from backstage. Natsu's hands was put into a fist. This was all a trap. A fucking embarrassing trap. In the hands were a bunny costume, a maid costume, a middle school girl costume, and a bikini.

"UGH! That's just sick!" Loki cried out. All four men holding the costumes smirked.

"Well, you're the helpers. Make sure you squeeze in the costumes!" one of them said, and all 4 shoved the other four men into a change room. "Don't break a zipper!" and all of the men that were in Cabin 1 started laughing hysterically.

"They think this is funny?!" Natsu squeezed the costume that they gave him with his hands.

"It's a theme day Natsu. Put it on," Jellal told him, it almost sounded as if Jellal was enjoying today. What a pervert.

…

"This is not funny Sting," Gray told Sting firmly while the others changed. Sting had an innocent face on, they were both standing behind the curtains.

"What? Everyone looks happy for this," Sting opened the curtain to peek outside, and everyone was either flustered or jumping around. After all, this was Cabin 5 your talking about. The most devious Cabin ever, yet the most sexiest one at it too.

"Not funny. My trainees will not be embarrassed like this," Gray angrily said to Sting. He shrugged.

"Sure, say want you want. But at the end, today… it's Cabin 1's turn," Sting proudly told him. But he was right. Friday is the day in which the Cabin is in charge (unless the theme had anything to do with drugs or illegal things). Gray grabbed Sting on the collar.

"You know what? I don't even fucking care if I get fired for harassing a student anymore. But never, EVER, make a fool out of Cabin 5. Tomorrow, they'll get you alright," Gray let go of Sting and stormed to go back to his seat.

"Oh, of course they will." Sting laughed to himself.

…

"THANK YOU FOR WAITING PATIENTLY!" Sting's voice boomed across the entire camp. The crowd cheered as if this was a One Direction's concert. "Please enjoy the show!" Sting announced. The crowd clapped as the music started.

Meanwhile backstage, all four men were forced to line up and go out one by one. "I don't know why I am the one with the most embarrassing costume," Natsu ranted. That was the third time he said that. Jellal as flushed with red when he finally got the zipper to zip up and looked in the mirror.

"No way, mine's is the most horrifying one," Loki angrily replied.

"Stop the chitter chatter. The show's beginning." a large buff man whispered. And somehow, all four in the embarrassing suits, were compelled to stop talking.

"In this cosplay show. We will be showing each and everyone of you 4 costumes, each modeled by different men. Let's get started!" Sting explained. The crowd roared, except for Gray who simply scowled. Deep down though, he wondered what the costumes would be. "Let's start with the beast that would give hand jobs to anyone who asks, LOKI!"

Upon hearing this, without any hesitations, Loki stormed onto the stage. "I do not give hand jobs to anyone who-," but then realized that he just fiercely walked onto the stage in a bunny costume. The crowd was silent for a moment. Gray practically dropped his jaw, but then, a loud noise of lustful moans, cheers, and whistles came from the crowd. Loki covered himself with paw like gloves in embarrassment.

"Who wants to buy this lustful bunny costume which the beast Loki touched? P.S… he has no clothes on under there. That's right! Bare skin that touched that suit! You can then smell his scent anywhere!" Sting winked towards the crowd. The gay obsessed men with Loki started placing high bids while all the other men were dreaming of some very M scenes.

"200 000J's!" someone shouted. The crowd stopped cheering for a moment, that was a very high bid for a costume. Gray fumbled with his wallet. He had around 900 000J's in there and in his suitcase.

"250 000J's!" Gray held up the cash. The other staff members looked surprised at him, after all this was a very childish game. The guy that bid before for Loki angrily cried out,

"300 00J's!" this went on for a few minutes, when lastly, the man that first bid hit that high price, 1 000 000J's. Gray didn`t have enough money.

Sting was practically laughing at everyone for being so foolish, it wasn't like you'll get the guy too! "1 000 000J's going once… going twice… SOLD! To Scorpio! Just remember kids, your parents are paying for all of this!" Sting added that last part very fast. Instead of pats on the backs, the campers gave thwacks on the head to Scorpio for being so idiotic. Loki was shaking when he came back on backstage.

"That was the most fucking embarrassing thing I had to do in my life," Loki shuddered. That experience, the high bidding, the moans, the looks in the crowd's eyes…

The others were busting out in laughter. "HAH! Good thing no one would bid for me! After all, I'm not scrawny like you!" Laxus teased. The most highest bidding Laxus could have was probably have was around 100 000J's. No one would pay for a muscular man.

"NEXT UP IS… the sophisticated, mature… Jellal Fernandez!" Sting introduced. The crowd went wild. Jellal was quite popular, but not as popular as Loki, he wouldn't get high biddings as high. So Gray would be able to buy him so at least one member of his Cabin would not be embarrassed like everyone else.

Jellal gulped and went out. He was wearing the middle school girl outfit. The crowd was silent, like how first Loki appeared, but then one started clapping, then a few more… then more… and suddenly it went chaotic.

Jellal was feeling a rush of excitement as everyone took their bids. It went up to around 150 000J's, a very small amount compared to Loki's. But Jellal tried to control himself. He really did. The more excitement, the more rushed, the more rushed… the more-.

Suddenly Jellal fainted. The crowd gasped, but all of Cabin 5 knew exactly what was going to happen next. They all crossed their fingers and prayed to the gods that he won't recite the lines of Twilight again. But instead, Jellal did something very different, and much more humiliating.

Jellal jumped to his feet, but then sat on his legs, making one of the most adorable faces in the world. His costumes included pig tails, a middle school skirt that was quite short, and socks that has fallen down, exposing his legs.

"Oni-san… Do you want to take a bath with me?" Jellal acted out as a bratty middle school girl from a manga he had read earlier. He had a small pout on his face and his index finger was on his bottom lip. Natsu sighed in shame. All the guys in the crowd had nosebleeds right there, blood was splattered onto the ground, some staff members even had nosebleeds too.

"400 000J's!"

"500 000J's!"

"800 000J's!"

Gray didn't even try to try. He knew that bidding would be wasting his breath with the way things were going out. The final bid came to Simon (A/N Guy that got killed in Tower Of Heaven arc; friend of Erza), that had the price of 1 500 000J's. As the chaos ended, Jellal fainted once again, but awoke a few seconds later with no memory of what happened. He was later dragged away after Sting told him some bid on him for 150 000 000J's, and fainted.

"Okay…," Sting said awkwardly. "Next is the muscular power hound, Laxus Dreyar!" Sting announced. Now, Gray would probably win him. Laxus was strong, muscular, not the type on which you want to hold his costume with.

Laxus boldly went out, not embarrassed like the others. He was wearing the bikini costume, in which it was a 2 piece. Many eyes went onto his muscles.

Sting smirked. He knew what game they were going to play. Laxus being strong and muscular had nothing to do with lust. "Everyone, just be aware that this man here has a 14 inch cock. That dick touching that costume?" Sting paused so the audience would think of the image. Most drooled.

"I WANT IT!" a cry called out, and again more high bids came in. Gray was shocked. Laxus, the powerful scary being was being bid as high as 1 000 000?! Gray just gave up. He probably didn't even have a chance with Natsu considering him being so adorable without trying.

The bidding was short. After the amount of 1 750 000J's no one spoke anymore. That was the highest bid ever. "Ho, ho, ho! 1 750 000J's going once, going twice… sold to Gajeel!" Sting announced. Groans came into the crowd.

The tall, quiet man that was standing beside Sting earlier was holding out a plaster of shrimp balls. "Care for one?" he asked Gray after heading towards other people. They looked awfully delicious. Except that Gray hated shrimp.

"No thanks," Gray replied while shaking his head. "I dislike shrimp," Gray added. A snap of a finger came from the tall black haired man, and suddenly a guy with blonde hair came with a plaster of sushi.

"Sir, do you enjoy sushi?" the man asked. Gray looked quite pleased. He never got this respect from his cabin before.

"Yes, thank you," and Gray took a sushi from the plaster. Gray stuffed it into his mouth. It was a nice taste. Different from others he tasted though. With smirks, the two men left Gray to himself.

"OKAY! Last up, is the prince off this Camp… pink haired Natsu Dragneel!" Sting introduced. The crowd was excited and started cheering like crazy. Natsu sighed and walked out he was wearing a maid costume. "Say "what can I do for you Master?" Natsu," Sting teased. The audience nodded with excitement, and started chanting "Say it, say it, say it!"

"Alright fine," Natsu told the crowd. With the most cutest face on, Natsu stuck up his middle finger and said, "What the fuck can I do for you, Master?"

Instead of silence, the crowd gave cheers and licks when looking at Natsu, shouting, "NAUGHTY MAID!". Gray was about to put an end to this. Maids? That was the last straw. "I bet- UNFH!" Gray gagged. He held his stomach, it was awfully in pain. Gray ran towards the washroom, he looked back. Natsu was still standing there very embarrassed, he was about to help him until he found shit coming out of him. "UNFH!" Gray gagged again.

The tall black head man gave Sting a wink, and Sting replied with a smirk. 'Natsu Dragneel is mine's, Gray Fullbuster'.

"2 000 000 000J's!" the black haired man shouted. It suddenly turned pin drop silent. The other counsellors left, besides the one who were bidding before.

"2 000 000 000J's going once, going twice, SOLD TO ROGUE CHENEY from Cabin 1!" Sting announced. And that was the end of the bidding day.

At first this was meant to be Gray x Natsu. But considering the way they are now, I honestly don't care who gets paired up with who. Please leave your suggestions to me. Also, what should Cabin 2 do for the next theme day? Tell me some of your ideas!

From yo bitch to yo inner bitch

FUCK U -Ken'sHoe