Exactly what the summary said. Don't own the series.

A – Apple

Eight loved it, Cater loved it; that small, red round fruit was something that started the two's dynamic relationships.

B – Bench

The bench on the backyard was the perfect place for Ace's nap, moreover when Deuce offered her lap as his pillow.

C – Chocobo

Rem took Machina's gallant hand before hopped on just in front of him, and riding a chocobo never felt really perfect than this one.

D – Date

Trey's first date with Cinque was really… unpredictable, for the words 'unpredictable' and 'Cinque' went hand in hand.

E – Excuse

Sometimes, Nine would just fail his test purposely so that Queen would tutor him privately later on.

F – Flute

When Deuce realized that Ace was playing her instrument for a while, she turned beet red as she noticed that that basically imply they had just indirectly kissed each other.

G – Guts

Nine still could stand up even after the whole fight, and that simply mean Queen couldn't lose to him and she needed to stand up as well.

H – Height

"Excuse me!? I am still four centimeters taller than you, Cater!"

I – Instinct

Cinque might possess sixth sense, but Trey's natural talent to notice their enemies' location was far more amazing.

J – Jealousy

Enra and other boys in Peristylium Suzaku didn't want anything to do with Rem while Machina's around, or he would shove his drill swords up their sorry assess.

K – Kiss

It was only an accidental kiss that happened between the number eight and four, but a kiss was still a kiss nonetheless.

L – Light

Queen simply kicked him straight on his balls when Nine idiotically commented on how light she was.

M – Mourn

Trey always knew that Mother could revive any of his fallen teammates, but he still couldn't help but mourn for a bit when he witnessed Cinque's death right before his eyes.

N – Night

Neither ever imagined their first night would end in Rem taking the dominant position over Machina most of the time.

O – Occasion

There were but rare occasions like this where it was only the two of them around without anyone watching, but both Ace and Deuce really savored their times alone.

P – Perfect

Ace was not, by any mean, perfect, but for Deuce, he was something that perfected the hole in her heart.

Q – Quiet

When Trey's explanation went out of hand, Cinque could simply render him quiet by planting a quick kiss on his lips.

R – Rescue

As she was freed off of the rope that tied her wrists together, Queen quickly hugged the lancer in front of her in gratification.

S – Speed

This was exactly why Eight liked her so much, Cater could keep up with his running pace.

T – Tears

Machina would shred anything that had led Rem to waste her tears, even if that was his own friends' doing.

U – Uncertainties

With all romantic gestures that Cinque had showered him, Trey was rather unsure of being able to keep his relationship with her as pure platonic.

V – Vodka

One thing that Nine would carve in his mind forever: Never let Queen drink that thing again, or he would suffer from the wrath of the class representative's Janus side again.

W – Welcome

Whenever Machina was out on a mission without Rem, she would be the first one to greet his return, and vice versa.

X – XXX

The moment Cater noticed the 'XXX' label on Eight's secret magazine stash, she suplexed him, much to everyone's surprise.

Y – Yours

Deuce wiped a happy tear off her eyes as she embraced the male lovingly after Ace's sudden declaration of love, she would be his and he would be hers from now on.

Z – Zero

There were no such things as 'death separate us' or such, they would just intertwine their hands together as Ace sang the song until they breathe their last breaths.

If you couldn't tell, every five letters up there is dedicated to each pairings, so it's basically A-E, F-J, K-O, P-T, and U-Y. The Z one is pretty much the gen one here.

Well, to tell you the truth, I am only down with A2, 35, 84, and MR pairings and I am pretty loyal for them so I could do with any 6, 7, 9, J, Q, and K pairings of any combinations, be it 96, 9Q, or anything of sort, although 9Q kinda have a special spot in my preferences and thus this story.

Either way, I am pretty open for any pairings here, for I am a gen/humor/BROS guy than romance guy.

This random rant was brought to you by Zeppuujin, who is already off to continue his other stories.